Top Ten Embarrassing Things That Can Happen While Playing Golf

The Top Ten
1 Your club breaks when hitting the ball

Haha this happened to me once! It went flying! LOL

That's What Happened To My Family Friend Bruno

Wonder what this club was made of!

Happened to me twice embarrassing

2 You hit with your full power and the ball only moves an inch

Either you are Monty Burns, or you're using a cannonball.

Time to take some Stariods!!!!

3 You hit a flying bird with your probable birdie stroke

I'm sure that bird won't know the significance of that hit.

Haha indeed ironic! It's making my eyes water!

I've seen some do this before

4 You hit your ball into someone's groin

That would be bad.

5 You say "golf is a stupid and boring game(on losing)" in front of hardcore golf fans
6 You miss ten strokes in a row
7 You accidentally send the club flying during a swing and it hits someone

The sad thing about this... Is that I have actually done this. In my defense, I was 5, and it at least was a mini-golf course instead of an actual one.

Ok when I was like eight I went mini golfing for the first time with my relatives and the golf club didn't fly out of my hands, but It did accidentally hit my aunt while swinging I was swinging. Oops...

8 You miss a hit when the ball is 2 millimeters away from the hole

And stand there with an embarrassed face.

Nope, I suck at golf.

9 Bend over and fart.

I've done this before. It's not so bad, unless your standing behind me...

Silent but Ready will be bad, too.

10 You lose to a 3 year old novice

Or maybe he is a prodigy. Why not?

The Contenders
11 A groundhog eats your golf ball.

Its happened to me at least a million times! Those damn ground hogs!

12 You are about to hit a hole in one but the ball misses the hole by a millimeter

This is a repeat

13 When your friend's chimpanzee laughs at your golf playing skills

Only if that chimpanzee is allowed on the field.

14 When you bend over to pick the ball your pants rips

I need another pair of pants now, because I have a HOLE IN ONE! Trolololololol! 111! 1! eleven! 1

15 When you swing the club it hits someone in the balls
16 You tell everyone that you're ace at golf, for a birthday surprise they enter you into a golf competition. You come last by a lot because you have only ever played mini-golf once when you were three.
17 Your ball hits a glass window
18 When you have a "fresh airy"
19 Slice on to a different fairway and having to say sorry
20 You swing and then it hits you in the balls
21 Your ball hits your balls
22 You accidentally bring your Hello Kitty ball
23 You lose all your balls
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