Most Embarrassing Things that Could Happen to You in Front of Your Favourite Celebrity

We all love meeting our favourite celebrities, right? At least until it escalates, so in this list, I will be going over the most embarrassing things that could happen.

The Top Ten

1 You poop your pants

Tell them you laid a chocolate egg and it melted on your bum. - 3DG20

2 You pee yourself

Tell them you dropped water on your pants. - 3DG20

3 You accidentally spit at their face while talking

That is unless your favourite celebrity is somehow Justin Bieber who is apparently notorious for spitting on people, but if you’re ever in this situation, just use the classic excuse that it was your pet and that he’s almost as big of a fan as you. - 3DG20

4 You forget to put on deodorant, shower or brush your teeth on meet and greet day

If they question it, look at them with a blank face and say, “Are you sure it’s not you”? (That was just a joke. Please don’t hurt me, in fact, all of my comments on this list are jokes so don’t actually do these. Well, unless you want to **** them off and in which case, go ahead, but then don’t blame me) - 3DG20

5 You trip and fall on top of them

If I fell on top of Marilyn Manson I would kiss him to be honest

Tell them you just wanted a hug. - 3DG20

Oh no!

6 You choke

Convince them that they breathe life in you and that they should save you because their number 1 fan is about to die. - 3DG20

7 You throw up on them

I feel like this would be much worse than having not brushed your teeth.

Now I'm going to get nightmares

Tell them they’d throw up too if they looked in the mirror. - 3DG20

8 You pass out

Well, you’d be unconscious, so I guess don’t do anything...? - 3DG20

9 You bump into a wall

Tell them your eyes don’t work today. - 3DG20

10 Your pants fall down

That's why belts and tight jeans exist

Oh no, now Halsey knows I wear Hello Kitty underwear!

Sing “Sexy And I Know It” by LMFAO and headbang obnoxiously. - 3DG20

The Contenders

11 Your denture falls off
12 You sing loudly at a concert and they hear you

Act like it’s not you and say, “What the hell are you looking at me for?! ” - 3DG20

13 You have a little sibling that you had to take with you and they tell the celebrity embarrassing things you don’t actually do

I don't have a little sibling

This happens to me a lot when my friends are over

Embarrass them back. - 3DG20

14 Your mom shows them an embarrassing picture of you as a little kid

Tell them it’s not you. - 3DG20

15 You die on top of them

That's unfortunate

Before you die, say, “I left a million dollars in the...” - 3DG20

16 You head bang along with the song at a rock concert and hit your head on the edge of the stage

Tell them the stage is being an ***hole. - 3DG20

17 You fart loudly

Blame them or someone else. - 3DG20

18 They overhear you gushing about them with your friend

Tell them you’re talking about a different (Insert celebrity’s name) - 3DG20

19 Their hair goes into your mouth

My favorite celebrity doesn't have long hair anymore

It would be even more embarrassing if it happened the other way around, but if they let their hair get into your mouth, you can always do the classic throwing up on them. :) (Jk) - 3DG20

20 You swallow a bug

Tell them the bugs around here love you and if they laugh, yell, “HEY! AT LEAST I HAVE FANS! ” - 3DG20

21 You see them and freak out

Tell them Slenderman is behind them. - 3DG20

22 You get a seizure

Look at them with a blank face and say, “Um... Can I help you over there? I’m kind of in the middle of dying!” - 3DG20

23 They catch you staring at them

Wear sunglasses, then stare at them. - 3DG20

24 Your mom talks to you like you’re a little kid

I'd kill my mom if she did that in front of Marilyn Manson

Tell them she’s talking to her imaginary kid. - 3DG20

25 Your mom yells at you

Turn to them and say, “Man, I’d hate to be that crazy lady’s kid! ” - 3DG20

26 Your nose starts running

Ask them if they wanna come with you to catch it. - 3DG20

27 Your nose starts bleeding

Tell them it’s on its period. - 3DG20

28 You cry

I'd cry if I met Marilyn Manson (happy tears not sad)

Look at them with a straight face and say, “What? People cry. It’s life,” then run away screaming. - 3DG20

29 You get beaten up

Spit in the bully’s mouth. - 3DG20

30 A bully at your school sees you

Marilyn Manson would beat their ass

Tell them you don’t know the bully. - 3DG20

31 One of your teachers sees you and decides to tell them how you’re failing their class and should be studying

Introduce the teacher to this lovely thing called life outside of sitting at a table doing homework. - 3DG20

32 You drool

If they catch you, say, “Sorry, I was thinking of what I’m gonna eat tonight? Wanna join me? ” - 3DG20

33 You burp

Tell them it’s your love burp just for them. - 3DG20

34 You get an erection
35 You’re a girl and your period leaks everywhere
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