Embarrassing Things to Do In Public

The Top Ten

1 Peeing on yourself

I did it lol

That's gross

Well I guess we should wear diapers

2 Falling down an escalator

Oh no, if you could not get up in time, you might stop the escalator!

3 Sing "Baby" out loud in a crowd

I've gotten caught singing "Love Somebody," "Young God," "Trouble," "Heaven In Hiding," and "No Tears Left To Cry" in a store. It was embarassing!

4 Purchasing something then find out you don't have enough money

Happens too much - NightJinx

5 Your window rolled down and your father is singing to katy perry
6 Messing up on a big speech
7 Be seen with justin bieber


I would be seen murdering him - TwilightKitsune

This would be the scariest moment ever - lolingdog9000

8 Run naked


That would plane scary-mk3421

9 You walk into something while not paying attention

Me every single day of my life

10 Not flush the toilet after using a public bathroom

I do it when no one else is in the bathroom - NightJinx

Well, at least it's a complete stranger that judges you. - PositronWildhawk

The Newcomers

? Asking out your mom

The Contenders

11 Walk with your pants down
12 Act weirdly
13 Farting in store aisle's

I love this list!
I have to admit to doing a little squeaky one in a supermarket and then blamed the wonky trolley wheel! Have you ever smelled one of these things on the bus? Everyone gives each other sneaky disgusted looks! Haha! - Britgirl

14 Be drunk
15 Loud and annoying children

When I was younger and screamed in a store, my father would just pretend to not know me - NightJinx

If the children are yours

How is this an embarrassing thing? - Glirkinsnoff

16 Knocking things down
17 Point at someone and scream that they are the chosen one and then run away.

HAHA - NightJinx


A hahaahah YES

18 Ask the clerk for extra small condoms

This is the most awkward thing evveeerrr

19 Pooping your pants
20 Slapping yourself until you faint
21 Scream for no reason
22 Getting arrested


23 Fake an orgasm
24 Dressing as a rabid uni-squirrel

How was this list literally just created? - HollyRolo

25 Tripping over stuff

I do this a lot.

26 Breaking an item

I accidentally broke an item at a store once. I hid it. I NEVER got caught.

27 Saying sorry to an inanimate object

I bumped into a car mirror in the parking lot and said sorry. I also said sorry to a stool the same day. What the hayday is wrong with me - NightJinx

28 Burp out loud
29 Pick your nose

Its very hard to face it when you get
a snot rubbed on you

30 Stare at someone and when they look keep staring
31 Setting off alarms in shops
32 Getting a ticket
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