Most Embarrassing Things to Have Engraved On Your Gravestone

The Top Ten

1 As you can see, I'm holding a big number two B in my hands and enjoying the feel of it

2 Go to sleep

3 6 inch penis

4 Had 3 Divorces and No Happy Marriages and No Kids. His Mother Paid for This Grave.

Make this number one beg of you

5 Died Without Seeing Die Hard

6 Hot potato yummy yummy

My little bro came up with this.

I want this on my gravestone.

7 Tummy want more

If I die because I ate too much, I hope for this to be engraved on my gravestone.

8 I died at a Justin Beiber concert

Here lies Justin Beiber, he died at his own concert BECAUSE HE SUCKS HARD.

9 Maybe next time I'll get the sandwich

It sounds like you died in a catfight for a sandwhich.

10 Please do not pee on the gravestone

Please do not pee on the gravestone. Anyone caught doing so shall be executed.

The Contenders

11 Baby baby baby oh

What sane person would want this on their gravestone?

12 I am mental, pompous and a coward

13 I murder bananas

Me too! I recommend using a hammer.

14 I ran fast and died a virgin

15 Liked Fortnite

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