Top Ten Embarrassing Things Your Boy / Girlfriend's Parents Could Do When You are Introduced to Them for the First TimeDon't worry people, whatever expectations you have of your boy / girlfriend's parents, it's twice as bad in reality. Muhaha. Good luck....
The Top Ten Embarrassing Things Your Boy / Girlfriend's Parents Could Do When You are Introduced to Them for the First Time
My boyfriend's parents: hi, it's nice to finally meet you
*conversation goes on*
Me: so, what have you been looking forward to lately?
* I notice my boyfriend's parents are staring at me*
My boyfriend: blah, blah, blah...
*I act really awkward and my boyfriend's parents have made up their mind. That I'm a psycho, and if he stays with me any longer, he'll become a psycho too! And not just any psycho, a homeless psycho, who's is gonna die soon and never be the success they wanted him to be*
You can almost hear their brain ticking away; analysing you, judging you. Or it could be that they just like to look at you...
"We got lotta swamp 'roun' hea, boy. Lotta swamp, lotta gatas. Now wha' COULD ya be a'wanton wit mah lil girl? "
That comment made me laugh so much!
"Umm..well, er, Sir, you see I love...Wait...gatas...? Did you say...gatas? Whoa geez! Look at the time..."
I would just change the song to Garden.
"Oh...knees up Muvva Bran, knees up Muvva Bran...Cam on, love, join in...! "
Don't worry this will only happen if they decide they like you (after...looking...at you)
"They're coming to take me away, haha!
"They're coming to take me away, ho-ho!
"Hee-hee, haha! to the Happy Home
"Where life is beautiful all the time.
"And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats...
"And they're coming to take me AWAY! Haha! " :~ )
Embarrassing, yes, but it's another sign that they like you. It means they're spreading love! Embrace it!
Say that stepped on a walnut/stick
The Chinese just burp. Strange customs over there in Merry Olde
One of four things will usually happen. She will tag along and make it worse, get awkward and give a blank stare, or stick up a little for you in a nice way, or just laugh
If my girlfriend knows later on that I ate my poop as a baby, its gonna be all over - TheAwesomeDude54
Aw, that's okay, Beege. First ya reject a man's music, then ya cast aspersions on how far he can rope a dogie. Might as well be married.
I see that in movies all the time! its funny though
The First One I Ever Had Was The Only One I Ever Had I Had My Girlfriend Since I Was 16
That comment is so so funny!
"Well, you see, Mr. and Mrs. Dingleberry..."
"Whatever. When I get stressed, I have to put my underwear on my head and munch on my toes 'til I feel better. That's how I met your sweet daughter, Cutter..."
"Whatever... down at the Institute for the Very, Very Nervous. This time, it's for keeps. Or until one of us bleeds out."
Mom: MISSES WINDELHYMER! COME HERE, JOHNNY'S GOT A NEW GIRLFRIEND!
Mrs. Windelhymer: Coming! Oh, she's a beauty. Good job, Joey.
Mrs. Windelhymer: Yeah, yeah, Jesse, what's her name?
Girlfriend: My name is-
Mrs. Windelhymer: I asked Jimmy!
Boyfriend: That's Cindy.
Mrs. Windelhymer: Rindy? That's a stupid name.
Girlfriend: It's Cindy.
Mrs. Windelhymer: I'M TALKING TO JOSH, CANDY!
Boyfriend: I'm Johnny, not Josh, and that's Cindy, not Candy.
Mrs. Windelhymer: I know, Jake, her name is Cadence. Now I'm leaving. Mr. Whiskers, and Meow Meow need to be fed.
Girlfriend: Nice neighbors?