Top Ten Embarrassing Things Your Boy / Girlfriend's Parents Could Do When You are Introduced to Them for the First Time

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Don't worry people, whatever expectations you have of your boy / girlfriend's parents, it's twice as bad in reality. Muhaha. Good luck....

The Top Ten

1 Sit and stare at you

You can almost hear their brain ticking away; analysing you, judging you. Or it could be that they just like to look at you... - Britgirl

"We got lotta swamp 'roun' hea, boy. Lotta swamp, lotta gatas. Now wha' COULD ya be a'wanton wit mah lil girl? "

That comment made me laugh so much!
"Umm..well, er, Sir, you see I love...Wait...gatas...? Did you say...gatas? Whoa geez! Look at the time..." - Britgirl

YOU laughed? Well lemma tellya sumpin, Miss Beege. You perty damn funny yer own self! :~ )

2 Get you involved in a sing-a-long

"Oh...knees up Muvva Bran, knees up Muvva Bran...Cam on, love, join in...! "
Don't worry this will only happen if they decide they like you (after...looking...at you) - Britgirl

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3 Fart

Embarrassing, yes, but it's another sign that they like you. It means they're spreading love! Embrace it! - Britgirl

The Chinese just burp. Strange customs over there in Merry Olde

4 Drag out baby photos of their beloved son / daughter

Aw, that's okay, Beege. First ya reject a man's music, then ya cast aspersions on how far he can rope a dogie. Might as well be married.

I see that in movies all the time! its funny though - leafstar

Mom: "Let me show you my Billy's sonographs. Oh look! See his cute little thing? "
Girlfriend: "Yes, I have. Funny the way some things never change."

Ah, V, that was before it got into my soul (your music, that is... ;)) You know we could make a happily married couple. You live in one country and I live in another. Perfect! ;). - Britgirl

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5 Ask about your past relationships and why they failed

That comment is so so funny! - Britgirl

"Well, you see, Mr. and Mrs. Dingleberry..."
"That's Winkelberg."
"Whatever. When I get stressed, I have to put my underwear on my head and munch on my toes 'til I feel better. That's how I met your sweet daughter, Cutter..."
"That's Cathy."
"Whatever... down at the Institute for the Very, Very Nervous. This time, it's for keeps. Or until one of us bleeds out."

6 Ask you if you have a brother / sister for their son / daughter
7 Tell you to "be safe" *wink wink*
8 Invite the neighbours round to have a good old look at you

Mom: MISSES WINDELHYMER! COME HERE, JOHNNY'S GOT A NEW GIRLFRIEND!
Mrs. Windelhymer: Coming! Oh, she's a beauty. Good job, Joey.
Boyfriend: Johnny.
Mrs. Windelhymer: Yeah, yeah, Jesse, what's her name?
Girlfriend: My name is-
Mrs. Windelhymer: I asked Jimmy!
Boyfriend: That's Cindy.
Mrs. Windelhymer: Rindy? That's a stupid name.
Girlfriend: It's Cindy.
Mrs. Windelhymer: I'M TALKING TO JOSH, CANDY!
Boyfriend: I'm Johnny, not Josh, and that's Cindy, not Candy.
Mrs. Windelhymer: I know, Jake, her name is Cadence. Now I'm leaving. Mr. Whiskers, and Meow Meow need to be fed.
Boyfriend:...
Girlfriend: Nice neighbors?

9 Ask if you are "in trouble"
10 Wipe your chin for you after soup dribble

The Contenders

11 Say you can't have a boy/girlfriend
12 Hit you
13 Ask your boyfriend, "when are you going to take my daughter up the aisle?"
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