Top Ten Embarrassing Things Your Boy / Girlfriend's Parents Could Do When You are Introduced to Them for the First TimeBritgirl Don't worry people, whatever expectations you have of your boy / girlfriend's parents, it's twice as bad in reality. Muhaha. Good luck....
The Top Ten
You can almost hear their brain ticking away; analysing you, judging you. Or it could be that they just like to look at you... - Britgirl
"We got lotta swamp 'roun' hea, boy. Lotta swamp, lotta gatas. Now wha' COULD ya be a'wanton wit mah lil girl? "
That comment made me laugh so much!
"Umm..well, er, Sir, you see I love...Wait...gatas...? Did you say...gatas? Whoa geez! Look at the time..." - Britgirl
YOU laughed? Well lemma tellya sumpin, Miss Beege. You perty damn funny yer own self! :~ )
"Oh...knees up Muvva Bran, knees up Muvva Bran...Cam on, love, join in...! "
Don't worry this will only happen if they decide they like you (after...looking...at you) - Britgirl
Embarrassing, yes, but it's another sign that they like you. It means they're spreading love! Embrace it! - Britgirl
The Chinese just burp. Strange customs over there in Merry Olde
Aw, that's okay, Beege. First ya reject a man's music, then ya cast aspersions on how far he can rope a dogie. Might as well be married.
I see that in movies all the time! its funny though - leafstar
Mom: "Let me show you my Billy's sonographs. Oh look! See his cute little thing? "
Girlfriend: "Yes, I have. Funny the way some things never change."
Ah, V, that was before it got into my soul (your music, that is... ;)) You know we could make a happily married couple. You live in one country and I live in another. Perfect! ;). - BritgirlV 3 Comments
That comment is so so funny! - Britgirl
"Well, you see, Mr. and Mrs. Dingleberry..."
"Whatever. When I get stressed, I have to put my underwear on my head and munch on my toes 'til I feel better. That's how I met your sweet daughter, Cutter..."
"Whatever... down at the Institute for the Very, Very Nervous. This time, it's for keeps. Or until one of us bleeds out."
Mom: MISSES WINDELHYMER! COME HERE, JOHNNY'S GOT A NEW GIRLFRIEND!
Mrs. Windelhymer: Coming! Oh, she's a beauty. Good job, Joey.
Mrs. Windelhymer: Yeah, yeah, Jesse, what's her name?
Girlfriend: My name is-
Mrs. Windelhymer: I asked Jimmy!
Boyfriend: That's Cindy.
Mrs. Windelhymer: Rindy? That's a stupid name.
Girlfriend: It's Cindy.
Mrs. Windelhymer: I'M TALKING TO JOSH, CANDY!
Boyfriend: I'm Johnny, not Josh, and that's Cindy, not Candy.
Mrs. Windelhymer: I know, Jake, her name is Cadence. Now I'm leaving. Mr. Whiskers, and Meow Meow need to be fed.
Girlfriend: Nice neighbors?
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2. Get you involved in a sing-a-long