Top Ten Embarrassing Things Your Boy / Girlfriend's Parents Could Do When You are Introduced to Them for the First Time

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Don't worry people, whatever expectations you have of your boy / girlfriend's parents, it's twice as bad in reality. Muhaha. Good luck....

The Top Ten

1 Sit and stare at you

Me: hi
My boyfriend's parents: hi, it's nice to finally meet you
*conversation goes on*
Me: so, what have you been looking forward to lately?
* I notice my boyfriend's parents are staring at me*
My boyfriend: blah, blah, blah...
*I act really awkward and my boyfriend's parents have made up their mind. That I'm a psycho, and if he stays with me any longer, he'll become a psycho too! And not just any psycho, a homeless psycho, who's is gonna die soon and never be the success they wanted him to be*

You can almost hear their brain ticking away; analysing you, judging you. Or it could be that they just like to look at you... - Britgirl

"We got lotta swamp 'roun' hea, boy. Lotta swamp, lotta gatas. Now wha' COULD ya be a'wanton wit mah lil girl? "

That comment made me laugh so much!
"Umm..well, er, Sir, you see I love...Wait...gatas...? Did you say...gatas? Whoa geez! Look at the time..." - Britgirl

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2 Get you involved in a sing-a-long

I would just change the song to Garden.

"Yankie doodle went to town riding on a pony, he stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni! Jess boo, you know this, it's your favorite song! " WAH - Swiftdawn

I brought my boyfriend to the house for the first time and I LEGIT CANNOT EXPLAIN how embarrassing it was. My parents broke into "yanky doodle dandy" then turned on Beyoncé's "Bootylicious" and slapped my behind, I really think I cried of embarrassment after with my boyfriend and me alone in my room, UGHHH - Swiftdawn

"Oh...knees up Muvva Bran, knees up Muvva Bran...Cam on, love, join in...! "
Don't worry this will only happen if they decide they like you (after...looking...at you) - Britgirl

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3 Fart

Embarrassing, yes, but it's another sign that they like you. It means they're spreading love! Embrace it! - Britgirl

The Chinese just burp. Strange customs over there in Merry Olde

4 Drag out baby photos of their beloved son / daughter

One of four things will usually happen. She will tag along and make it worse, get awkward and give a blank stare, or stick up a little for you in a nice way, or just laugh

If my girlfriend knows later on that I ate my poop as a baby, its gonna be all over - TheAwesomeDude54

Aw, that's okay, Beege. First ya reject a man's music, then ya cast aspersions on how far he can rope a dogie. Might as well be married.

I see that in movies all the time! its funny though - leafstar

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5 Ask about your past relationships and why they failed

That comment is so so funny! - Britgirl

"Well, you see, Mr. and Mrs. Dingleberry..."
"That's Winkelberg."
"Whatever. When I get stressed, I have to put my underwear on my head and munch on my toes 'til I feel better. That's how I met your sweet daughter, Cutter..."
"That's Cathy."
"Whatever... down at the Institute for the Very, Very Nervous. This time, it's for keeps. Or until one of us bleeds out."

6 Ask you if you have a brother / sister for their son / daughter
7 Tell you to "be safe" *wink wink*
8 Invite the neighbours round to have a good old look at you

Mom: MISSES WINDELHYMER! COME HERE, JOHNNY'S GOT A NEW GIRLFRIEND!
Mrs. Windelhymer: Coming! Oh, she's a beauty. Good job, Joey.
Boyfriend: Johnny.
Mrs. Windelhymer: Yeah, yeah, Jesse, what's her name?
Girlfriend: My name is-
Mrs. Windelhymer: I asked Jimmy!
Boyfriend: That's Cindy.
Mrs. Windelhymer: Rindy? That's a stupid name.
Girlfriend: It's Cindy.
Mrs. Windelhymer: I'M TALKING TO JOSH, CANDY!
Boyfriend: I'm Johnny, not Josh, and that's Cindy, not Candy.
Mrs. Windelhymer: I know, Jake, her name is Cadence. Now I'm leaving. Mr. Whiskers, and Meow Meow need to be fed.
Boyfriend:...
Girlfriend: Nice neighbors?

9 Ask if you are "in trouble"
10 Wipe your chin for you after soup dribble

The Contenders

11 Say you can't have a boy/girlfriend
12 Hit you
13 Ask your boyfriend, "when are you going to take my daughter up the aisle?"
14 Yell at you
15 Tell her all the stupid things you have done

Not fun...

16 Accuse you of taking him/her away from them
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