Top Ten Embarrassing Things Your Boy / Girlfriend's Parents Could Do When You are Introduced to Them for the First Time

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Don't worry people, whatever expectations you have of your boy / girlfriend's parents, it's twice as bad in reality. Muhaha. Good luck....

The Top Ten

1 Sit and stare at you

You can almost hear their brain ticking away; analysing you, judging you. Or it could be that they just like to look at you... - Britgirl

"We got lotta swamp 'roun' hea, boy. Lotta swamp, lotta gatas. Now wha' COULD ya be a'wanton wit mah lil girl? "

That comment made me laugh so much!
"Umm..well, er, Sir, you see I love...Wait...gatas...? Did you say...gatas? Whoa geez! Look at the time..." - Britgirl

YOU laughed? Well lemma tellya sumpin, Miss Beege. You perty damn funny yer own self! :~ )

2 Get you involved in a sing-a-long

I would just change the song to Garden.

"Yankie doodle went to town riding on a pony, he stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni! Jess boo, you know this, it's your favorite song! " WAH - Swiftdawn

I brought my boyfriend to the house for the first time and I LEGIT CANNOT EXPLAIN how embarrassing it was. My parents broke into "yanky doodle dandy" then turned on Beyoncé's "Bootylicious" and slapped my behind, I really think I cried of embarrassment after with my boyfriend and me alone in my room, UGHHH - Swiftdawn

"They're coming to take me away, haha!
"They're coming to take me away, ho-ho!
"Hee-hee, haha! to the Happy Home
"Where life is beautiful all the time.
"And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats...
"And they're coming to take me AWAY! Haha! " :~ )

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3 Fart

Embarrassing, yes, but it's another sign that they like you. It means they're spreading love! Embrace it! - Britgirl

The Chinese just burp. Strange customs over there in Merry Olde

4 Drag out baby photos of their beloved son / daughter

Aw, that's okay, Beege. First ya reject a man's music, then ya cast aspersions on how far he can rope a dogie. Might as well be married.

I see that in movies all the time! its funny though - leafstar

Mom: "Let me show you my Billy's sonographs. Oh look! See his cute little thing? "
Girlfriend: "Yes, I have. Funny the way some things never change."

Ah, V, that was before it got into my soul (your music, that is... ;)) You know we could make a happily married couple. You live in one country and I live in another. Perfect! ;). - Britgirl

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5 Ask about your past relationships and why they failed

That comment is so so funny! - Britgirl

"Well, you see, Mr. and Mrs. Dingleberry..."
"That's Winkelberg."
"Whatever. When I get stressed, I have to put my underwear on my head and munch on my toes 'til I feel better. That's how I met your sweet daughter, Cutter..."
"That's Cathy."
"Whatever... down at the Institute for the Very, Very Nervous. This time, it's for keeps. Or until one of us bleeds out."

6 Ask you if you have a brother / sister for their son / daughter
7 Invite the neighbours round to have a good old look at you

Mom: MISSES WINDELHYMER! COME HERE, JOHNNY'S GOT A NEW GIRLFRIEND!
Mrs. Windelhymer: Coming! Oh, she's a beauty. Good job, Joey.
Boyfriend: Johnny.
Mrs. Windelhymer: Yeah, yeah, Jesse, what's her name?
Girlfriend: My name is-
Mrs. Windelhymer: I asked Jimmy!
Boyfriend: That's Cindy.
Mrs. Windelhymer: Rindy? That's a stupid name.
Girlfriend: It's Cindy.
Mrs. Windelhymer: I'M TALKING TO JOSH, CANDY!
Boyfriend: I'm Johnny, not Josh, and that's Cindy, not Candy.
Mrs. Windelhymer: I know, Jake, her name is Cadence. Now I'm leaving. Mr. Whiskers, and Meow Meow need to be fed.
Boyfriend:...
Girlfriend: Nice neighbors?

8 Tell you to "be safe" *wink wink*
9 Ask if you are "in trouble"
10 Wipe your chin for you after soup dribble

The Contenders

11 Say you can't have a boy/girlfriend
12 Hit you
13 Ask your boyfriend, "when are you going to take my daughter up the aisle?"
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