Top 10 Eminem Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 “The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.”
2 “Dealing with backstabbers, there was one thing I learned. They're only powerful when you got your back turned.”
3 “"Sometimes you just gotta let shit go and say to "hell with it" and move on"”
4 “Don’t do drugs, don’t have unprotected sex, don’t be violent. Leave that to me.”
5 “These times are so hard, and their getting even harder.”
6 “I am whatever you say I am; if I wasn't, then why would you say I am.”

In the paper the news everyday I am I don't really know its just the way I am

7 “To the people I forgot, you weren't on my mind for some reason and you probably don't deserve any thanks anyway.”
8 “Holy Gigantical Completely Natural Bulges!!!”
9 "You got enemies? Good, means you stood up for something"
10 "You can do anything you set your mind to, man."

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11 “When I say I'll murder my baby's mother, maybe I wanted to, but I didn't. Anybody who takes it literally is ten times sicker than I am.”
12 " I might talk about killing people, but that doesn't mean I do it."
13 “I think my first album opened a lot of doors for me to push the freedom of speech to the limit.”
14 "I say what I want to say and do what I want to do. There's no in between. People will either love you for it or hate you for it."
15 "I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die in plane crashes and laughs. As long as it ain't happened to him."
16 "Don't waste your time watching this show (David Letterman)."
17 "Don't get mixed up with drugs, gangs, or oil executives."
18 "Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys crazy-a** happiness."
19 "Keep it real."
20 "When foreign markets volatile, now is a good time to invest in bonds."
21 "Always purchase music through authorized retailers that pay royalties to the artist."
22 "Go see Toy Story 3-the toys are back in town."
23 "Remember the magic words: "Please", "Thank You", and "Step off B*tch."
24 "If I sign something for you, and I see it on E-bay, when you go home, I'm going to be under your bed."
25 "No one's ever regretted a tattoo."

You definitely will regret it if your tattoo is Justin Bieber's face! :O

26 "I'm bringing you into Slim Shady's world. If you don't want to come into Slim Shady's world, don't come. You know what I mean? It's that simple."
27 " Somewhere deep down there's a decent man in me, he just can't be found."
28 Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.
29 "I always wished for this, but it's almost turning into more of a nightmare than a dream."
30 " If there's not drama and negativity in my life, all my songs will be really wack and boring or something."
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1. “The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.”
2. “Dealing with backstabbers, there was one thing I learned. They're only powerful when you got your back turned.”
3. “"Sometimes you just gotta let shit go and say to "hell with it" and move on"”
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