Top Ten Best The Emoji Movie Reviews on YouTubeEvanTheNerd
The Top Ten
People still care for this guy? - PageEmperor
This movie deserves all the hated and all the backlash it gets. Why? I'm going to level with you, and I think we have the same desire here. Both you and I, I believe we never want any studio to pull a stunt like this again. Eveytime, you give a pass to The Emoji Movie as not being that bad, you give license for The Playdough Movie, The Tetris Trilogy, The Meme Movie. It's just gonna encourage more and more companies to the dig the pit lower... - EvanTheNerd
Time until The Emoji Movie: 4 Hours.
Time until The Emoji Movie: 3 Hours.
Time until The Emoji Movie: 30 Mins.
Time until The Emoji Movie: I HATE EVERYTHING LAST ONE OF YOU. - EvanTheNerd
And I have no doubts, the #1 worst animated Sony is... The Emoji Movie. I didn't feel like I was watching a movie when I saw this, I felt like I was watching children be exploited by cynical corporate executives. It felt nauseating, confronting, and just left me feeling angry after. And I am deeply sorry I paid money to see this in cinemas. But my one hope is that some millennial out there might decide NOT to watch this, because of this review. The homunculus horror, distorted crapheap, avanlance disaster, that is, The Emoji Movie. - EvanTheNerd
I bet he made that video just to complain about that film - PageEmperor
Welcome to my review of The Emoji Movie...
I have proof...
The Emoji Movie movie is about the meh emoji...
And how he has a lot of other expressions, besides meh...
And today I went and saw it...
And it SUUCKED! - EvanTheNerd
There's no way to sugercoat it. The Emoji Movie is terrible and the people who made it should be ashamed of themselves. As the reviews rolled in over the course of the film's release, it became clear the Sony Pictures had unwittingly crafted something truly repugnant, and it's hard to remember a time in recent memory when a big-budget animated movie has been viewed as so universally loathsome. Everybody everywhere seems to be in a agreement, this movie, is BAD. - EvanTheNerd
Dat title - PageEmperor
One element I would like to add about this, is that the voice acting is noticeably bad, it's sounded like the actors are a lot more invested in their check, than their performance, and they don't put in any sort if effort into this... Then again, I don't think that you could find anyone in the cast and crew that were motivated to believe that they were making a good movie. Rather they be dull or douche, the movie succeeds in making a big world, where I HATE EVERY SINGLE RESIDENT that lives there. - EvanTheNerd
Thank god, this movie deserves to have the Seal of Garbage.
And then you have this character Jailbreak, she's the Jailbreak emoji but you find out that she's actually a princess emoji, that doesn't want to be a princess emoji, then they're like hey, since your a princess emoji, can you whistle and cartoon birds come out and hang out with you? And she's like NO, you shouldn't say that. Why are men always saying stuff like that? That's an offensive stereotype. But when Gene gets to the other side of the phone, and Jailbreak and Hi-5 have to go the other side of the phone and rescue him, what does she do? She whistles and then a cartoon bird, the Twitter bird to be exact, flys in and they go there. So I was like, wait you just berated them this entire movie for this reason, and then you then do it? I guess that would be the equivalent of someone telling me, hey Andre, I bet you like fried chicken, and I'm like, That's an offensive stereotype, how dare you, say that?! At a restaurant, a then turn to a waiter and go, Um, one fried chicken please. ...more - EvanTheNerd
Why does a hand have a butt? Why is that my biggest question? But more importantly, why does a hand have a butt? - EvanTheNerd
Hi. I'm a emoji.
I life in Textopolis.
BOO! Wreck-It Ralph ripoff!
And we're here for our user Alex.
Inside Out ripoff!
Because emojis, are the greatest communication tool that has ever been invented.
Die, in a fire! - EvanTheNerd
They're sometimes few and far between but we can find these hidden gems within the cinematic realm, but then... there's a completely different kind of special. Yeah... not so fun. Kinda like having your wallet stolen and getting punched in the gut for an hour and a half. We don't feel better for the experience, just broken. - EvanTheNerd
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