Top 10 Epic and Grandiose Media Works with Deceptively And/or Hilariously Mundane Subject Matter
Where even going to the grocery store can potentially become one of the most adventurous things everExcept with:
Cartman mutating himself into the amoeba monster from Akira
Giant Robot Barbara Streissand VS Hitler in a bikini
Saddam Hussein working in a thinly-disguised "chocolate" bomb factory in Heaven
Mr. Garrison sex-changed into a bald middle-aged man-lady
Chili made out of Scott Tenorman's parents
Military tanks that are covered with human shields (which are naturally all black)
et cetera, et cetera, you get the idea
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters,
Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers,
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters,
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles,
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation,
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors,
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers,
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching ...more
Is it wrong that I ship these two?
And believe me, it's almost AS awesome in practice as it already sounds on paper
Genghis Khan has literally NONE of the intelligence of his original self,
John F Kennedy has none of the class,
Gandhi has none of the chill,
Joan Of Arc has none of the subtlety,
Cleopatra has none of the humility,
Abe Lincoln has none of the spine, etc
"The Dude wins by doing absolutely nothing"
Of ghosts, to be exact (yes, by literally sucking them up with a vacuum cleaner; try not to think too hard about that)
And here I was thinking that the song was just another incredibly disturbing musical representation of how technology is completely taking over the entire world, like how most of the band's other stuff from OKC onward also is