Top 10 Epic/Hilarious Moments of Stupidity from Fictional Characters

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The Top Ten

1 Attempting to spare you even after you just committed the ENTIRE Genocide Run on his ENTIRE race - Asgore (Undertale)
2 Self-demonstrating the nether-region-cleaning functions of his Personal Hygienator on live public television - Captain Quark (Ratchet & Clank)
3 Busting into the pilot's cockpit of a moving airplane without warning while in his Cornholio persona - Beavis (Beavis & Butthead)
4 Spending half of an entire minute scooping up Stimpy's filthy, reeking cat litter and laughing maniacally at it - Ren Höek (Ren & Stimpy)
5 Not already knowing by the time it was revealed in the anime that the local Falcon bar owner was, in fact, Captain Falcon in disguise - Rick Wheeler (F-Zero)
6 Trying to catch a Destructo Disc with his teeth in the Abridged series - Nappa (Dragon Ball Z)
7 Crossdressing his massive, muscular self as a woman to sneak past Dio's guards in Battle Tendency - Joseph Joestar (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)
8 Getting guitars confused with cars while trying to ask the local guitar shop's owner for the former - Lammy (Um Jammer Lammy)
9 Wearing an absolutely ridiculous Viking costume on top of his already campy-looking Super Suit in public in the cartoon series - Jim (Earthworm Jim)
10 Forgetting what an airport is - Andy (Advance Wars)

The Contenders

11 Anytime he does anything - Zim (Invader Zim)

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12 Thinking human babies come from space - Zim (Invader Zim)
13 Pressing the big red shiny button in the High Entia Tomb - Reyn (Xenoblade Chronicles)
14 Getting distracted by visions of Ned Flanders in his sexy ski suit while trying to ski down a mountain himself - Homer (The Simpsons)
15 Going out in the scorching-hot summer sun despite clearly being a snowman - Olaf (Frozen)
16 Doing the pelvic thrust "with both direction and magnitude" - Vector (Despicable Me)
17 Using literally the exact same plan at least something like thirteen times against Mega Man and losing every time - Dr. Wily (Mega Man)
18 Tracking footprints through his own invisible maze and effectively solving the entire thing for you - Papyrus (Undertale)
19 Accidentally programming his entire colored-tile puzzle into a straight line - Papyrus (Undertale)
20 Not being able to see through Team Rocket's painfully obvious disguises to save his life in the anime - Ash (Pokémon)
21 Relying solely on one specific Pokémon type to win every single battle for him - Ash (Pokémon)
22 Thinking that the Quark robot in Metropolis was actually the real Captain Quark - Clank (Ratchet & Clank)
23 Seeing Captain Quark in drag and thinking that it was Quark's sister - Clank (Ratchet & Clank)
24 Renaming himself to Steve McQuark in a desperate attempt to hide his real name - Captain Quark (Ratchet & Clank)
25 Putting gigantic, glowing and flashing weakpoints onto every single one of his robots - Eggman (Sonic The Hedgehog)
26 "I will freeze you AS SOLID AS...a solid, freezy-frozen thing. Wait, what's that? Oh yes, thank you, A BLOCK OF ICE!" - Professor Monkey-for-a-Head (Earthworm Jim)
27 "I will CRUSH you like...SOME EASILY CRUSHED THING!" - Psycrow (Earthworm Jim)
28 Erotically licking Spongebob's feet during a public wrestling match between the two of them - Patrick (Spongebob Squarepants)
29 Being offered the chance to sit in a hot tub with Magnus and then saying that he doesn't want to "steam the sacred buns" - Pit (Kid Icarus Uprising)
30 Using a live, running chainsaw as a guitar - Lammy (Um Jammer Lammy)
31 Getting rid of his own arms and legs simply because the plot told him to - Kirby (Kirby And The Rainbow Curse)
32 Surgically removing Ren's brain and replacing it with a telephone - Stimpy (Ren & Stimpy)
33 Making an evil plan to turn literally everything in the entire world into noodles - Colonel Noodle (Parappa 2)
34 Thinking that he would literally die if he ever decided to turn his flashlight on - Wheatley (Portal 2)
35 Attempting to fuse turrets and puzzle cubes together - Wheatley (Portal 2)
36 Thinking that fusing human DNA with literally every random type of animal DNA imaginable was a good idea - Rick (Rick & Morty)
37 How she eventually ended up creating the Amalgamates - Alphys (Undertale)
38 Attempting to spare you after you just killed literally EVERYONE leading up to him - Papyrus (Undertale)
39 His rather infamous "stuffing burgers into his pants" fiasco - Burgerpants (Undertale)
40 Using live fellow pirates as test subjects in their early attempts to recreate Samus' Morph Ball technology - Space Pirate Clan (Metroid Prime)
41 Putting giant glowing color-coded spots on their armor to indicate which types of beams Samus needs to use on each of them - Power, Ice, Wave and Plasma Pirates (Metroid Prime)
42 Putting big glowing bright-orange eyes onto their armor to indicate exactly where to aim in order to headshot them - The Helghast (Killzone)
43 Standing right next to highly flammable and volatile explosive crates - Plasma Pirate (Metroid Prime)
44 Designing Metal Man so that he dies in basically one or two hits from his own weapon - Dr. Wily (Mega Man)
45 Not realizing during his ridiculously unhealthy feast in Fawful's castle that the little bugger was actually TRYING to fatten him up - Bowser (Mario & Luigi)
46 Literally laughing like a drunken crow - Tidus (Final Fantasy X)
47 Forgetting his right hand from his left - Captain Fussenpepper (Um Jammer Lammy)
48 Being stuck in a tree because he was too afraid to kill the pathetic little ladybug down below him - Luigi (Super Mario Galaxy)
49 Jumping literally five feet into the air every single time a ceiling ghost appears behind him - Luigi (Luigi's Mansion)
50 Crossdressing himself as Princess Peach and being ridiculously proud of it in the process - Luigi (Mario & Luigi)
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1. Attempting to spare you even after you just committed the ENTIRE Genocide Run on his ENTIRE race - Asgore (Undertale)
2. Self-demonstrating the nether-region-cleaning functions of his Personal Hygienator on live public television - Captain Quark (Ratchet & Clank)
3. Busting into the pilot's cockpit of a moving airplane without warning while in his Cornholio persona - Beavis (Beavis & Butthead)
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