Top Ten Epic Rap Battles of History

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21 Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris

Very funny chuck Norris won he doesn't fight he allows you to loose he doesn't swim water loves to be around him laugh out loud

You may of freed the slaves but chuck is everyone's master

"I'll rip your chest hairs out, put 'em in my mouth. I'll squash you like I squashed the south."

4 score and 65 years in the past I won the civil war with my beard

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22 Doc Brown vs Doctor Who

This needs to be at least in the top five actually if you don't mind its just the doctor and I live how he's like now calm down will you everything is going to be fine

Actually if you don't mind its just the doctor. Best line ever

THE BEST. Enough' said

HOW IS THIS SO LOW ON THE LIST!

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23 Darth Vader vs Hitler 3

This is THE BEST hitler vs vader version ever! Boba Fett won it!

Ray William Johnson would be the epitome voice for Donald Duck & Knuckles the Echidna (mainly by the voice of Ray William Johnson himself).

I beat you twice you sellout, now you bow down to Mickey Mouse! - Tacocheese

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24 Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr.

It's a good rap battle.

This was hands down the most brilliantly written.

This one is the best of all... Great lyrics

"I'd ring you for tech support but I got a no bell prize"
"I'm passively resisting the fact that you suck, I'm celibate because I don't give a f***"

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25 Bill Nye vs Isaac Newton

As Neil said the universe is infinite but this battle is finished.

Why is this down here? This is one of my best list. Specially when that cosmos host appeared from nowhere... Hilarious...

Should've been in the top 10. AT LEAST in the top 10.

See!? This is what happens when you always heck up over how "awesome" the Hitler vs. Vader trilogy is. Someone else's favorite is bound to not make the top 10. I especially loved the moment when Nye did his signature spinning head and Newton rapped out an entire equation.

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26 Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde

Grace and Hannah rock this battle, this is definitely my favorite based primarily on their parts.

Romeo was so funny plus it is one of the best team battles, much better than the Mario one

The people they chose to play the girls were spot on! Definitely the best

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27 Moses vs Santa Claus

You put the Christ out of Christmas and just added more MASS!

When I was high upon the mountain God told me the secrets of the earth but he never mentioned some fat ass papa smurf

Begat deez nuts line alone makes this amazing, Santa takes it for me.

With so much drama in the Isreal because its kinda hard talking directly to the G-o- single d

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28 Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin

You couldn't break a piece of balsa, slap chop your face make a double chin salsa, if you look closely, you can see (Free gift if you order more than you need)

Ill craft a lyrical coffin and spit the nails in, call me arthur miller son, cause its death of a salseman!

29 Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill

Love it, great costumes, sick bars. Amazing.

One of the best Epic Rap Battles to date.

The opening line made me die, "Bully! A challange! I love competition, tell me, where would I mount the stuffed head of a Winston".

The best of their newer ERB's, definitely deserves a spot in the top 10. Also the ending is epic!

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30 Blackbeard vs Al Capone

First: The flow of both rappers is sick, especially Capone's.
Second: This is one of the rap battles with the most historical allusions in it.
Third: Not only does it allude to history, but it alludes to Assassin's Creed! A battle having both historical and pop-cultural references is hard to create. Props to them for that!
Fourth: "You spent time in Alcatraz- I'm sure you were fine if you dropped the soap as little as you drop dope lines." hilarious.

I mean that rat nest beard's trapped so many crumbs this bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month.

Two bad ass legends up against each other, the fierce power and brutality of Blackbeard vs the wit and charisma of Capone.

You ain't a tough guy my kids dress up like you for Halloween

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31 Thomas Edison vs Nikola Tesla

The wordplay in this one is some of their best writing. The only problem is that for people to really enjoy it, they need to know the history of Edison and Tesla, and the nature of the technology being developed.

"The world would curse the con Edison with every utility"... that's gold right there.

I give this my vote in part because I almost cracked a rib laughing the first time I saw it and in part because I keep watching it again because the flow and lyrics are so great. For those that don't know the story and want ANOTHER laugh today, there's a comic explaining it all in brief at theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla (no dry science, I promise)

Nikola was way more intelligent and if it weren't for him I wouldn't be typing this right now. Plus the lyrics were awesome and so catchy

32 Deadpool vs Boba Fett

Although the most recent, the beat is one of the most well done of the entire series. The burns and disses were straight fire, and I can't believe that this is number 47. Loved it!

Boba Fett won because of his last line, Deadpool was winning the first part but Boba Fett won it.

Best one for clash! There wasn't a single line that lacked straight fire!

37? Boba Fetty Wap all the way!

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33 Gandalf vs Dumbledore

Gandalf kicked his ass and then fed it to a overweight cow named john

The Prophecy never mentioned the day I'd kick your ass back to Gandalf the grey.

Your ass is like gringotts everyone makes a deposit hahaaha

34 Clint Eastwood vs Bruce Lee

"You can't be too tough you got killed by an aspirin" we all know who won here - EpicHorrorMaster

BRUCE LEE's rap of the good bad and ugly was amazing

I would beat you in round two but that'd be unbelievable

No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel.

Burn.

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35 Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali

One of my favorite ones because almost every line was a funny insult unlike other battles.

It had both flow and epic lines. They actually rapped properly instead of others like clint eastwoods talk-rapping

I Liked the part were Muhammad Ali said to Michael Jordan I saw you slapping Regie Miller boy what's wrong with you you fight like those girls that make your Nike shoes

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36 Rick Grimes vs Walter White

Characters from my two favorite shows ever, how could I not choose this, "No one saw Shane coming, except for your wife."

This is just it. I've seen most others and I've never liked any better than this (except the Vader vs Hitler ones)

I'm so sorry for the narration that bites by zombie at the end...

They nailed the characters perfect. The 'Carl, get back' was spot on!

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37 Zeus vs Thor

The burns in this rap battle was INSANE. You should see how Renegades React reacted to this battle. I have to say that Thor had to take the win in this. Zeus had some dirt on Thor, but nothing compared to what Thor had on Zeus. The Greek mythology just has so many bad things about it that Thor can pick out and slap into his lyrics during the rap against Zeus.

Both Zeus and Thor set the standard for raps in the future, I mean they just leveled the playing field.

My god, this should be SO much higher. Insanely clever lyrics, unbelievable flow, and a pretty sick beat combine to form what is a Top 5 ERBoH, without a doubt.

'I will drop you like Greece's GDP' how do you beat that?

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38 Marilyn Monroe vs Cleopatra

'Your sandy vagina has a seven year itch' cracked me up!

! It's the dirtiest one!

This one was rough

Definitely the best female erb. Hilariously funny! I would say that this one has the best sexual humor of any erb out there.

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39 John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly

The one that started it all. They have some fire in this one and it gives it a more passionate vibe.

I hate that everyone says John Lennon won this one. I'm not a Bill O Reilly fan, but in this erb, he won. All of those Beetles references that he mad were pretty clever.

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40 James Bond vs Austin Powers

Tension rose. Tension blossomed. Every single rhyme I find increasingly bettering as the rap progresses. It's stupendous!

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