Most Epic Ways to Come Out as Gay

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The Top Ten

1 Walking up to your parents, saying "I'm gay", then walking away
2 When your homophobic uncle says "Thank the Lord that there are no gays in this family", say "SURPRISE B*TCH"

LOL. I'm straight but I have some nasty relatives I'd like to give a heart attack with this line - TwilightKitsune

3 When a bully comes up to you and says, "Are you gay or something?" Say "Yeah. Why? Are you trying to recruit?"
4 Email out Ellen DeGeneres's epic speech and simply say, "Yeah, what she said".
5 Make a round cake and say "I'm as straight as the edges of this cake".

I’m aro-ace, but that’s very clever. - PhoenixAura81

6 Post a picture of a closet on SnapChat and write "I'm coming out" in rainbow letters
7 Write a poem for someone homophobic that says: Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm gay, so f you.
8 Offer someone a few Skittles and say "Have you tasted the rainbow? I have"
9 Change the wallpaper on you're mom's computer to "I'm gay" and then ask her to look something up.
10 Literally come out of a closet

The Contenders

11 Jump down from your kitchen counter top in a Tingle suit from Legend of Zelda and yell "I'M GAY!" in a weird voice

If you live in America, don't do this. We hate Tingle. - Zach808

IDubbbz, the true gay icon - prussian

12 Jump on top of a table, pretend to go super saiyan, and yell "I'm- A- GAY" and do the Kame-hame-ha motion
13 When someone asks if you have a boyfriend (if you're a girl) or a girlfriend (if you're a guy), say "How do you know it's a boy/girl?" Then walk away
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1. Walking up to your parents, saying "I'm gay", then walking away
2. When your homophobic uncle says "Thank the Lord that there are no gays in this family", say "SURPRISE B*TCH"
3. When a bully comes up to you and says, "Are you gay or something?" Say "Yeah. Why? Are you trying to recruit?"
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