Best and Most Epic Ways to Leave an Abusive Relationship

The Top Ten

Fake your death
Move to another area and cut all communications with the abusive spouse
Leave a note saying F*** you
Change your identity

Leave no evidence of you being alive behind - Jordansalesguy2392

Call the cops on the abusive spouse

That is a good way to deal with an abusive spouse.

Have someone fake your disappearance
Leave a note saying I dumped you for another person
Go to a place where the abuser will never find you

The woods probably - Jordansalesguy2392

Kidnap your abusive spouse and ditch him/her in the desert
Say "Knock, knock" "Who's there" "Single" "Single Who?" "Single you."

The Contenders

Burn down the house and create a fake body that resembles you implying that you died
Do a family guy
Set them on fire
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