Best and Most Epic Ways to Leave an Abusive Relationship

The Top Ten

1 Fake your death

2 Move to another area and cut all communications with the abusive spouse

3 Leave a note saying F*** you

4 Change your identity

Leave no evidence of you being alive behind

5 Call the cops on the abusive spouse

That is a good way to deal with an abusive spouse.

6 Have someone fake your disappearance

7 Leave a note saying I dumped you for another person

8 Go to a place where the abuser will never find you

The woods probably

9 Kidnap your abusive spouse and ditch him/her in the desert

10 Burn down the house and create a fake body that resembles you implying that you died

The Contenders

11 Say "Knock, knock" "Who's there" "Single" "Single Who?" "Single you."

12 Do a family guy

13 Set them on fire

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