Best and Most Epic Ways to Leave an Abusive Relationship

The Top Ten

1 Fake your death
2 Move to another area and cut all communications with the abusive spouse
3 Leave a note saying F*** you
4 Change your identity

Leave no evidence of you being alive behind - Jordansalesguy2392

5 Call the cops on the abusive spouse

That is a good way to deal with an abusive spouse.

6 Have someone fake your disappearance
7 Leave a note saying I dumped you for another person
8 Go to a place where the abuser will never find you

The woods probably - Jordansalesguy2392

9 Kidnap your abusive spouse and ditch him/her in the desert
10 Say "Knock, knock" "Who's there" "Single" "Single Who?" "Single you."

The Contenders

11 Burn down the house and create a fake body that resembles you implying that you died
12 Do a family guy
13 Set them on fire
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