Top Ten Episodes That Would Be Created If TheTopTens Was a Television Show

Oh, TheTopTens T.V. , the drama, the romance, the humor... Such a great show. Will it happen? No. but this is just for laughs!

The Top Ten

1 The First Union

Everybody comes to a union and vomit all over the place. They vomit and destroy thetoptens. This episode will an hour long special with patchy the admin segments where patchy pees and poops on all thetoptens lists.

I would be seen only a scene everyone is in with 1 line but only ever seen again as an extra

This would be awesome... We'd need quite a space to fit everyone.

Maybe we could go where I live, in a little town in Ohio. In a parking lot at Walmart.

2 TheTopTens Awards Ceremony

Thebestuser wins all the awards except for the negative ones - RoseWeasley

Yeah this would be great! Randomly saying this but when you type your name are you in all the episodes that come up? - Unnamed Google User Remade

If I won I would fake cry all the way there, say being nominated is an honor, but winning is so much better, punch out the host, and walk away. - ToptenPizza

I would win the "Most Ridiculously Awful Yet Sarcastic And Funny User". - TriggerTrashKid

3 Tina and Martin's First Date

This would sure be my favourite chapter of the first season. I love you, Tina!

Keyson visits London so he can visit Britgirl, and they take a tour together.

It was hilarious! I liked it a lot!

Yes! The best couple on the site!

4 GoldenRocket vs. Caliou

GoldenRocket would of course win. - cosmo

Like if caillou had a chance! - nintendofan126

GoldenRocket would win because caillou is a 4 year old that acts like 4 months old - Jake09

How did this come from #103 to #3? - Animefan12

5 Britboy's Last Stand

Leave the poor guy alone. He's a bully target!

Leave him alone,:( he regretted for making "that list".

Yeah hi is over britgirl and has his own girlfriend to all the trolls whenpick on hi. Go get banned

He's a plain troll trying to woo Britgirl.

6 Double Dare

I dare all of you to lick a raccoon.

I dare you to slap Kim Jong Un

I dare you to lick my butt

All the female users get double penetrated by Admin.

7 Science Talk!

*drinks acid* I'm probably only attending his lesson because I can get high. - AlphaQ

Oh, how I'd love to tune in for this one. That is, if there aren't any science-bashing God-nitwits to steal our thunder. - PositronWildhawk

Ah, I'm an atheist as well. Well, I'm agnostic, but on the atheist SIDE of it. I don't completely deny the existence of a God, but I don't accept it either.

But yeah, I would like this. I'm actually rather not TOO stupid, so there may be a chance I could actually be ON this. - CatCode

I'd want at least a cameo. I'm an expert at plate tectonics! - ethanmeinster

I'll do a cameo. I'll teach you all the knowledge I've learned so far! - JaysTop10List

8 TheTopTens Stranded In Texas

Ah, being in Texas would be nice. - EpicJake

We can meet that Texan dude from the simpsons! - DapperPickle

I live in Texas and I should give you all a tour - TeamRocket747

The Top Tenners get stranded in Texas and die.

9 TheTopTens: Big Brother

No offense but Andre56 would go out first.

- AnonymousChick

Maybe it could be: Britgirl, Keyson, PositronWildhawk, Angelofdarkness, Kiteretsunu, AnonymousChick, Turkeyasylum, Funnyuser, Garythesnail, Wolftail, Andre56, MoldySock, Britboy, Happyhappyjoyjoy, SevenLizards, and BlueDiamondFromNowhere as house guests.
BigBrotherSucks is the reluctant host.
Puga is the house pet.
Featuring the format of the American BB, with the 2 HoH twist from BB16. - Turkeyasylum

Thanks for putting me on here!

Gamer girl: Big brother is sort of where you put people to live together and the leaders can vote two people out each and there are activities to decide who is leader. Is complicated - AnonymousChick

I'd like to see this. - Wolftail

It's better than a total drama crossover - SelfisSUCK

10 TheTopTens: Shopping Competition

In Walmart, of course. (USA, Canada, China) (ASDA for Brits, and Carrefour for others) - PizzaGuy

Pokemon cards, chocolate and Roblox guest toys - Lunala

I love Shopping but how would this work. - PatrickStar3

I will supply shopping lists. - TriggerTrashKid

The Contenders

11 New Years Trouble

Admin suspends everyone at the beginning of the new so they could "think about what they've done in the last year".

Everyone celebrates New Years,then Martinglez accadently shoots a firework that hit the British clock,then they turned to wanted criminals,and they survive in wilderness,then one week later everyone forgets about what happened - Nateawesomeness

12 TheTopTens: Clue

If you ever played to Clue, a game board, it's simple. The butler invite six TheTopTenners to an haunted mansion. One of them is the murderer, and they have 1 hour to find out who is the murderer before the cops go arrest everyone. - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

This would be really fun. I love playing Clue. Ayone else played the Harry Potter version? - SirSheep

Yes please we should do it! - Randomator

All thetoptenners get suspended and they have no clue why.

13 Warped

Everyone gets wrapped together to a sushi and get eaten by Admin.

All TheTopTens users accidentally warp into a portal to an alternate universe - simpsondude

Hopefully Nicki Minaj doesn't exit there. - Turkeyasylum

What's if in the alternate universe, there is no such thing as TheTopTens?

14 Opposite Personalities

My opposite would be a good person.

Damn, I just had to ruin everything. - Puga

I'd be rude, swear a lot, and hate literature. Yet I'd almost never be angry. I'd hate everyone equally at all times. - Cyri

I don't know what my opposite would be. A mean person or something? I don't know... - Garythesnail

I'd be someone who doesn't wear headphones wherever he went. I also would have no opinion on anything - kempokid

15 Turkeyalysum in a Turkeyalysum

Random Person 1: The Turkeys Run Wild! And Smacks A Random Person In The Face Of Coarse

Random Person 2: Who Did WHAT!?!

Random Person 1: You Know The Person Who Started It All? The Turkeys HATE Being Tortured

To Be Continued... - Oliversky

It's about Turkeyalysum in a asylum with Turkeys. Get it? - JaysTop10List

Turkeyasylum is gonna be inside himself? That doesn't make any sense. - cosmo

Technically, the mind is in the brain. The brain is inside the body. Seeing as both the mind and the body are part of you, this is already happening... - Cyri

Turky becomes crazy and eats everyone.

16 TheTopTens: Fashion Show

Hmm, I've done fashion so I'd be pretty good at this...but I'd definitely troll everyone and wear ladies' clothes. - AlphaQ

Britgirl hosts a fashion show and it goes wrong when fart is played on the radio and women being to sassy with their walks that they break the heel of their shoes and fall off the stage. Britgirl must fix the craziness. - JaysTop10List

I added this one, having a different idea but this one is a great episode - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

I would get eliminated on the first competition because I would come unprepared wearing my pajamas on the runway. The Lazy Song would be playing in the background.

I'd lose. My skin is awful, and I cannot stand formal outfits. I could at least be a running joke in the episode! - Cyri

17 MsWiseguy's Revenge

MsWiseguy kills admin and takes his place.

Mswiseguy kidnaps everyone except patrickstar. He must save the other users from the evil mswiseguy - TheKirbyCreeper999

18 TheTopTens in Split

Psst... I know where admin hides the duct tape! - Cyri

All toptenners get sliced in a split.

Split into the TopFives and the SixToTens - Hajj

19 A TheTopTens Christmas Special

You'd think that we would've learned from Star Wars. Anyone who has seen their holiday special will get what I mean - SirSheep

Jingle bells! smells! Dora got pushed off a cliff! The TopTenners threw a party and got sued!

The admin is coming to town! He sees if your lists are good! He sees if your lists are bad! He knows if you are a nice or mean user so give him a present for goodness sake! Oh, you better watch out! You better be nice! You gotta make a good list, I'm telling you why. The admin is coming to town!

Britgirl laid an egg... That's quite funny. - Britgirl

20 TheTopTens News

Andre56 makes a news show about TheTopTens but instead of telling the truth he lies about everyone how will the users get in to stop him - simpsondude

Stop hating on him. He's just an actor. He is proud of it. Would you be proud if you were an actor? Probably! Stop being mean to him - AnonymousChick

And I will be the Eminem negativity news reporter - 445956

TheTopTens has been banned and it's all over the news.

I would be the bad reporter who gets fired on the first day cause I change my topic to Halsey!

21 Danteem Returns from Hacking

We now present the porn addict, Emo stripper, fat virgin, Nicki Minaj ripoff Metts! - AlphaQ

If this happens then I'm leaving this website. - nintendofan126

I hope this never happens... - Therandom

Danteem returns and becomes Admin.

22 Adopt-A-Dog

Bring me to your pit bulls. - IceFoxPlayz

My dog is not for sell dreamers. - letdot52

I Think My Dog Would Eat Me. - DapperPickle

Puga's owner puts him up for adoption. Who will he go to? - Turkeyasylum

23 Slideshow

Danterm makes a slideshow where he kills everyone on thetoptens including admin.

I like Big Brother, but an episode about forcing other people to like it is going too far. - Minecraftcrazy530

Bigbrotheryestotaldramano and I make a slide show on why big brother is good ans everyone watches it and likes big brother. We brainwash everyone to hate on total drama even TurkeyAsylum after than - SelfisSUCK


A website called, a complete copy of TheTopTens, puts our beloved website out of business and leaves all the users as homeless wrecks. How will we fight back?

Heck we could say dora yes epic jake no made it to make us all lose are jobs.

A rip off of the top tens. The users look just like the top tens users, like clones. We aren't enemies but rivals. They think they're site is better.

Interesting plot... Would definitely love to make a chapter or two about this story... Probably not. I'll probably just be too much of a chicken and not post it.

Guys, This actually exists, creepy...

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