Top Ten Episodes That Would Be Created If TheTopTens Was a Television Show

Oh, TheTopTens T.V. , the drama, the romance, the humor... Such a great show. Will it happen? No. but this is just for laughs!

The Top Ten Episodes That Would Be Created If TheTopTens Was a Television Show

1 The First Union

Everybody comes to a union and vomit all over the place. They vomit and destroy thetoptens. This episode will an hour long special with patchy the admin segments where patchy pees and poops on all thetoptens lists.

I would be seen only a scene everyone is in with 1 line but only ever seen again as an extra

This would be awesome... We'd need quite a space to fit everyone. - Finch

Maybe we could go where I live, in a little town in Ohio. In a parking lot at Walmart. - funnyuser

2 TheTopTens Awards Ceremony

Thebestuser wins all the awards except for the negative ones - RoseWeasley

Yeah this would be great! Randomly saying this but when you type your name are you in all the episodes that come up? - Unnamed Google User Remade

I would win the "Most Ridiculously Awful Yet Sarcastic And Funny User". - TriggerTrashKid

If I won I would fake cry all the way there, say being nominated is an honor, but winning is so much better, punch out the host, and walk away. - ToptenPizza

3 Tina and Martin's First Date

This would sure be my favourite chapter of the first season. I love you, Tina! - keyson

Keyson visits London so he can visit Britgirl, and they take a tour together. - Turkeyasylum

It was hilarious! I liked it a lot! - Animefan12

Yes! The best couple on the site! - Songsta41

4 GoldenRocket vs. Caliou

GoldenRocket would of course win. - cosmo

Like if caillou had a chance! - nintendofan126

GoldenRocket would win because caillou is a 4 year old that acts like 4 months old - Jake09

How did this come from #103 to #3? - Animefan12

5 Britboy's Last Stand

Leave the poor guy alone. He's a bully target!

Leave him alone,:( he regretted for making "that list". - SamuiNeko

Yeah hi is over britgirl and has his own girlfriend to all the trolls whenpick on hi. Go get banned - Batmaniscole

He's a plain troll trying to woo Britgirl. - TriggerTrashKid

6 Double Dare

I dare all of you to lick a raccoon. - TriggerTrashKid

All the female users get double penetrated by Admin.

I dare you to lick my butt

I dare you to slap Kim Jong Un - RoseWeasley

7 Science Talk!

Oh, how I'd love to tune in for this one. That is, if there aren't any science-bashing God-nitwits to steal our thunder. - PositronWildhawk

Ah, I'm an atheist as well. Well, I'm agnostic, but on the atheist SIDE of it. I don't completely deny the existence of a God, but I don't accept it either.

But yeah, I would like this. I'm actually rather not TOO stupid, so there may be a chance I could actually be ON this. - CatCode

I'd want at least a cameo. I'm an expert at plate tectonics! - ethanmeinster

I'll do a cameo. I'll teach you all the knowledge I've learned so far! - JaysTop10List

I hate Science I'll stay out of that one. - PatrickStar3

8 TheTopTens Stranded In Texas

Ah, being in Texas would be nice. - EpicJake

We can meet that Texan dude from the simpsons! - DapperPickle

I live in Texas and I should give you all a tour - TeamRocket747

The Top Tenners get stranded in Texas and die.

9 TheTopTens: Big Brother

No offense but Andre56 would go out first.

- AnonymousChick

Maybe it could be: Britgirl, Keyson, PositronWildhawk, Angelofdarkness, Kiteretsunu, AnonymousChick, Turkeyasylum, Funnyuser, Garythesnail, Wolftail, Andre56, MoldySock, Britboy, Happyhappyjoyjoy, SevenLizards, and BlueDiamondFromNowhere as house guests.
BigBrotherSucks is the reluctant host.
Puga is the house pet.
Featuring the format of the American BB, with the 2 HoH twist from BB16. - Turkeyasylum

Thanks for putting me on here!

Gamer girl: Big brother is sort of where you put people to live together and the leaders can vote two people out each and there are activities to decide who is leader. Is complicated - AnonymousChick

I'd like to see this. - Wolftail

It's better than a total drama crossover - SelfisSUCK

10 TheTopTens: Shopping Competition

In Walmart, of course. (USA, Canada, China) (ASDA for Brits, and Carrefour for others) - PizzaGuy

Pokemon cards, chocolate and Roblox guest toys - Lunala

I love Shopping but how would this work. - PatrickStar3

I will supply shopping lists. - TriggerTrashKid

The Contenders

11 New Years Trouble

Admin suspends everyone at the beginning of the new so they could "think about what they've done in the last year".

Everyone celebrates New Years,then Martinglez accadently shoots a firework that hit the British clock,then they turned to wanted criminals,and they survive in wilderness,then one week later everyone forgets about what happened - Nateawesomeness

12 TheTopTens: Clue

This would be really fun. I love playing Clue. Ayone else played the Harry Potter version? - SirSheep

If you ever played to Clue, a game board, it's simple. The butler invite six TheTopTenners to an haunted mansion. One of them is the murderer, and they have 1 hour to find out who is the murderer before the cops go arrest everyone. - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

Yes please we should do it! - Randomator

All thetoptenners get suspended and they have no clue why.

13 Warped

Everyone gets wrapped together to a sushi and get eaten by Admin.

All TheTopTens users accidentally warp into a portal to an alternate universe - simpsondude

Hopefully Nicki Minaj doesn't exit there. - Turkeyasylum

What's if in the alternate universe, there is no such thing as TheTopTens?

14 Opposite Personalities

I'd be rude, swear a lot, and hate literature. Yet I'd almost never be angry. I'd hate everyone equally at all times. - Cyri

I'd be normal & good at math, hate Warrior Cats, ATLA, LoK, MLP, MLB & anime, & hate food. - RoseWeasley

My opposite would be a good person.

Damn, I just had to ruin everything. - Puga

I don't know what my opposite would be. A mean person or something? I don't know... - Garythesnail

15 Turkeyalysum in a Turkeyalysum

Random Person 1: The Turkeys Run Wild! And Smacks A Random Person In The Face Of Coarse

Random Person 2: Who Did WHAT!?!

Random Person 1: You Know The Person Who Started It All? The Turkeys HATE Being Tortured

To Be Continued... - Oliversky

It's about Turkeyalysum in a asylum with Turkeys. Get it? - JaysTop10List

Turkeyasylum is gonna be inside himself? That doesn't make any sense. - cosmo

Technically, the mind is in the brain. The brain is inside the body. Seeing as both the mind and the body are part of you, this is already happening... - Cyri

Turky becomes crazy and eats everyone.

16 TheTopTens: Fashion Show

Britgirl hosts a fashion show and it goes wrong when fart is played on the radio and women being to sassy with their walks that they break the heel of their shoes and fall off the stage. Britgirl must fix the craziness. - JaysTop10List

I added this one, having a different idea but this one is a great episode - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

I would get eliminated on the first competition because I would come unprepared wearing my pajamas on the runway. The Lazy Song would be playing in the background.

I'd lose. My skin is awful, and I cannot stand formal outfits. I could at least be a running joke in the episode! - Cyri

I'd wear a rainbow sparkly dress that splits with matching bow and non-sparkly heels. - thisisaveryrandomusername88

17 MsWiseguy's Revenge

MsWiseguy kills admin and takes his place.

Mswiseguy kidnaps everyone except patrickstar. He must save the other users from the evil mswiseguy - TheKirbyCreeper999

18 TheTopTens in Split

Psst... I know where admin hides the duct tape! - Cyri

All toptenners get sliced in a split.

Split into the TopFives and the SixToTens - Hajj

19 A TheTopTens Christmas Special

You'd think that we would've learned from Star Wars. Anyone who has seen their holiday special will get what I mean - SirSheep

Jingle bells! Lists.com smells! Dora got pushed off a cliff! The TopTenners threw a party and Lists.com got sued!

The admin is coming to town! He sees if your lists are good! He sees if your lists are bad! He knows if you are a nice or mean user so give him a present for goodness sake! Oh, you better watch out! You better be nice! You gotta make a good list, I'm telling you why. The admin is coming to town!

Britgirl laid an egg... That's quite funny. - Britgirl

20 TheTopTens News

Andre56 makes a news show about TheTopTens but instead of telling the truth he lies about everyone how will the users get in to stop him - simpsondude

Stop hating on him. He's just an actor. He is proud of it. Would you be proud if you were an actor? Probably! Stop being mean to him - AnonymousChick

And I will be the Eminem negativity news reporter - 445956

TheTopTens has been banned and it's all over the news.

I would be the bad reporter who gets fired on the first day cause I change my topic to Halsey!

21 Danteem Returns from Hacking

We now present the porn addict, Emo stripper, fat virgin, Nicki Minaj ripoff Metts! - AlphaQ

If this happens then I'm leaving this website. - nintendofan126

I hope this never happens... - Therandom

Danteem returns and becomes Admin.

22 Adopt-A-Dog

Bring me to your pit bulls. - IceFoxPlayz

My dog is not for sell dreamers. - letdot52

I Think My Dog Would Eat Me. - DapperPickle

Puga's owner puts him up for adoption. Who will he go to? - Turkeyasylum

23 Slideshow

Danterm makes a slideshow where he kills everyone on thetoptens including admin.

I like Big Brother, but an episode about forcing other people to like it is going too far. - Minecraftcrazy530

Bigbrotheryestotaldramano and I make a slide show on why big brother is good ans everyone watches it and likes big brother. We brainwash everyone to hate on total drama even TurkeyAsylum after than - SelfisSUCK

24 Lists.com

A website called lists.com, a complete copy of TheTopTens, puts our beloved website out of business and leaves all the users as homeless wrecks. How will we fight back? - Puga

Heck we could say dora yes epic jake no made it to make us all lose are jobs.

A rip off of the top tens. The users look just like the top tens users, like clones. We aren't enemies but rivals. They think they're site is better. - cosmo

Interesting plot... Would definitely love to make a chapter or two about this story... Probably not. I'll probably just be too much of a chicken and not post it. - Fandom_Lover

Guys, This actually exists, creepy... - DapperPickle

25 TheTopTens: Clue REMAKE
26 Puga Eats The TV

He must have some strong teeth in that episode.

I'm sorry, but what? - SirSheep

I'm confused now. - Cyri

Get this to #1. - Cyri

27 The Most Boring User Ever

Used to be me then I got Remade. - Unnamed Google User Remade

Obviously Disney1994

I might be the most boring ever - paasadani

This is me. Hands down. - CatCode

28 PositronWildhawk's Funniest Guide To Martial Arts

You burn someone's chest than slice half their face off. Wait, do fatalities count? - AlphaQ

I can give a half decent actual guide, but that's no fun. - Cyri

I want to kick someone in the nuts. - TriggerTrashKid

29 TheTopTens: Gaming News

Could I be the reporter in this episode? - nintendofan126

TheTopTens have a game where they kill themselves.

I'll be the reporter - TriggerTrashKid

30 Disney 1994 vs. Sanjay and Craig

Disney1994 watches Sanjay and Craig.

And Disney wins - Nateawesomeness

31 TheTopTens/Pretty Little Liars Crossover

A stop stalking Aria, Hannah, Spencer and Emily (the main characters of the show AKA The Liars) and A stars trolling a lot of TopTenners. So The Liars come to TheTopTens to find out who is A - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

All thetoptenner are forced to watch little liars.

32 Sherlock Holmes Visits TheTopTens

I'm a forgotten member mostly ( hardly anyone knows who I am ) so I'd be do for - QuarterGuysApprentice

Even he wouldn't have a clue why some lists exist. - Cyri

Sherlock Holmes accuses everyone on TheTopTen on murder.

The title says it. Shelock Holmes makes an acount and becomes popular. By popular, I mean, very popular - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

33 A New TopTenner Has Arrived

This would be kind of lame, a new top tenner arrives at least once a week. - Therandom

Sounds like something from smash bros. - aarond9010

A new TopTenner arrives and gets killed.

I could be that new toptenner.

34 Rainbowkid38 Gets His Appendix Removed

Rainbowkid them farts rainbow and starts flying and singing like nyan cat.

Really? REALLY? You Don't Even Know What Appendicitis is Don't You? - Rainbowkid38

What? I was Just Referencing the Madeline Specials! (Oh, and P is for Pain) - Rainbowkid38

35 The Hentai Episode

Britgirl becomes a hot hentai character and everyone %$## her.

Everyone gets turned to hentai anime characters.

Boku no TheTopTens

Hentai SpongeBob epiode with different way.

36 TheTopTens/Total Drama Crossover

TheTopTenners get turtured with a series of challanges by Chris.

YES! EVERYONE KILL HEATHER because WHY THE HELL NOT?!?! Heather deserves to die because she was such an @$$hole to everyone and cheated her way throughout ALL the seasons she has been in. - IceFoxPlayz

I wish it would happen... - Turkeyasylum

Dude I would watch this

37 The Thing, The Thing, And The Thingy

Animefan12 it sounds more like a rip off of the good the bad and the ugly

Before you complain about the title, let me explain. SevenLizards begins to break down in the episode because Puga hates him. He them creates 3 fake friends, Thing, Thing, And Thingy (He couldn't think of a new name). He then gets an apology from Puga, and the two become friends. - Turkeyasylum

Oh, I get it! A ripoff of Ed, Edd n' Eddy! - Animefan12

TheTopTenners have a sexy time together.

38 Once Upon a Top Tens

It's a crossover with another TV show (Once Upon A Time). It's about Peter Pan that is trying to make all the users trust in him and go to the Neverlands forever. Mary-Margaret, Emma, David, Hook and Regina will try to stop Peter and to find Henry (wich was already gone with Peter) - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

Once Upom a Top Tens... everybody died. The end.

39 The Wither

The Wither comes and destroys all the lists.

Top tens have to survive the wither - Batmaniscole

Would be interesting. - Pokemonfan10

You would need permission from Mojang to do that.

40 The Political Problem

Trump haters and Trump lovers make love with each other.

All Trump Haters and Lovers beat each other to death.

Trump Haters on the site vs Trump Lovers on the site - Maddox121

41 A New List Takes Over TheTopTens

A new list poops and pees on all the lists.

42 Someone Not So Special

You see, there have been so many like Britboy, most of them not so pacific as him. He is just the last of a long list so far. - keyson

Yeah, agree with Gary, it's kinda disturbing if you think somebody would hide in the bushes or taking photo's while taking a bath, just plain disturbing - CerealGuy

This could be good if Keyson wins in the end. - Garythesnail

Well I think a romance war will happen but let's just say we hope it will never happen - CerealGuy

I'm not so special, so I'm the main character of this episode. - Jackthetoptenguy5

43 I'm a TopTenner, get me out of here!

Are there teams, or no teams? - nintendofan126

PositronWildhawk in first place, Britgirl in second, Wolftail in third (surprisingly, haha,). I don't know about the rest of them. - Wolftail

Britgirl and positronwildhawk came no where in the real version. - gemcloben

All the TopTenners get locked up and killed by Admin.

I was going to add this one! Featuring Admin and Finch as hosts, and the users who are featured in TheTopTens: Big Brother. - Wolftail

44 A Not So Merry Christmas

TheTopTenners are forced to celebrate Hannuka instead of Christmas.

45 A Trip To Idaho

All the top Tenners go to a trip to Idaho and get frozen to death.

46 Self Destruct Owns Up to How Many Accounts He Has

Self Destruct and his account explode and break the site to pieces.

You know he has more than one how?

47 Everyone is a Fairy

Sorry but this idea just doesn't make sense. It sounds stupid. - cosmo

Everyone becomes gay.

Found the sequel LADS - Puga

Who's making all these stupid ideas? ¿? - nintendofan126

48 TheTopTens: Overwatch

TheTopTenners get addicted to OverWatch.

:P
I'll be the Reaper. - TriggerTrashKid

49 TheTopTens: The Mole

16 TopTenners would be in The Mole. One of them is a saboteur trying to ruin the group's effort from making any money, without being noticed. Who is the Mole? Is it:
Britgirl, a 23 year old decent human being,
Keyson, a 20 year old professional video game tester,
PositronWildhawk, an 18 year old high school student and future physicist,
Cameo, a 61 year old retiree,
Turkeyasylum, a 13 year old percussionist,
Sillykitty, a 15 year old making people smile,
Garythesnail, a 13 year old SpongeBob fan,
Wolftail, a 13 year old Warriors fan,
SelfDestruct, a 37 year old unemployed person,
MoldySock, a 14 year old person who doesn't wear moldy socks,
BlueDiamondFromNowhere, a 13 year old Pretty Little Liars fan,
Andre56, a 14 year old who is "a actor",
Funnyuser, an 11 year old randomness expert,
HezarioSeth, a 17 year old certified junior snob,
SuperHyperdude, a 13 year old annoying prick,
or OtakuGamergirl, a 13 year old otaku? (Wow, lots of us ...more - Turkeyasylum

TheTopTenners get moles on their faces that kills them.

BorisRule: A 15 year old farmer
(Not my real age) - BorisRule

The cast:

Me: A 12 year old kitsune in disguise who LOATHES PETA and loves BATIM.

Spongehouse: A goofy 15 year old who loves Spongebob and The Loud House.

Britgirl: A super nice 23 year old who is chill, but hilarious.

Turkeyasylum: A 13 year old percussionist who’s rather serious about certain things.

PositronWildhawk: An 18 year old high school student and a fan of the Wild Hawks sports team.

( I’m too lazy to put the rest here, but make sure to let me know if ya want to be in the cast. There’s only 12 spots left, so first come, first served. ) - IceFoxPlayz

50 TheTopTens/The Tomorrow People crossover

TheTopTens has a crossover.

The Tomorrow People was meh in my opinion - TwilightKitsune

All the thetoptenners who have less than 25 followers becomes a Tommorow people. A tommorow people is someone from the future that can with their mind
1. Communicate and read each other's thought
2. Move objects without moving our bodies
3. Change place really fast
But it makes problems with the others who aren't a tommorow people, and TheTopTens splits - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

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