Top Ten Episodes That Would Be Created If TheTopTens Was a Television Show

Turkeyasylum
Oh, TheTopTens T.V. , the drama, the romance, the humor... Such a great show. Will it happen? No. but this is just for laughs!

The Top Ten

1 The First Union

Everybody comes to an union and vomit all over the place. They vomit and destroy thetoptens. This episode will be an hour long special with patchy the admin segments where patchy pees and poops on all thetoptens lists.

Even though that item is a troll, I laughed so hard at "Where patchy pees and poops on all thetoptens lists" - TeamRocket747

This would be awesome... We'd need quite a space to fit everyone. - Finch

Maybe we could go where I live, in a little town in Ohio. In a parking lot at Walmart. - funnyuser

A troll added Spongebob Season 10 list-related plot! - BorisRule

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2 Tina and Martin's First Date

This would sure be my favourite chapter of the first season. I love you, Tina! - keyson

Keyson visits London so he can visit Britgirl, and they take a tour together. - Turkeyasylum

It was hilarious! I liked it a lot! - Animefan12

Everybody pees and poops in donald trumps mouth.

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3 TheTopTens Awards Ceremony

..then watch Positron and Britgirl win every award there! - Garythesnail

If I won I would fake cry all the way there, say being nominated is an honor, but winning is so much better, punch out the host, and walk away. - ToptenPizza

I would love for this to happen... We can make it ourselves actually... - MusicalPony

The winner gets to have s e x with a nekkid girl with big b00bs.

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4 Britboy's Last Stand

Pee poo vomit fart toilets.

Leave the poor guy alone. He's a bully target!

Leave him alone,:( he regretted for making "that list". - SamuiNeko

Then admin comes and uses his wizardry banning powers to ban the killer from earth,but he will go to heaven - Nateawesomeness

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5 GoldenRocket vs. Caliou

GoldenRocket would of course win. - cosmo

Like if caillou had a chance! - nintendofan126

GoldenRocket would win because caillou is a 4 year old that acts like 4 months old - Jake09

And then they all eat caillou's guts and play with his dead body like a s e x toy.

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6 TheTopTens: Shopping Competition

They should do their shopping competition in a sex shop and buy sex toys and play with them.

In Walmart, of course. (USA, Canada, China) (ASDA for Brits, and Carrefour for others) - PizzaGuy

Pokemon cards, chocolate and Roblox guest toys - Lunala

What about METRO for Bulgarians?
Id buy Kitkats, a new T.V. set, Lego Technic set, and a tent. - BorisRule

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7 Science Talk!

Oh, how I'd love to tune in for this one. That is, if there aren't any science-bashing God-nitwits to steal our thunder. - PositronWildhawk

Ah, I'm an atheist as well. Well, I'm agnostic, but on the atheist SIDE of it. I don't completely deny the existence of a God, but I don't accept it either.

But yeah, I would like this. I'm actually rather not TOO stupid, so there may be a chance I could actually be ON this. - CatCode

I'd want at least a cameo. I'm an expert at plate tectonics! - ethanmeinster

I'll do a cameo. I'll teach you all the knowledge I've learned so far! - JaysTop10List

They do their scientific experiment on a pëNïs and stick it up a vægina.

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8 Double Dare

That'll be the best - Nateawesomeness

I would be on this - Jonerman

I double dare MsWiseguy to prank call 911. - cosmo

Robin from ttg dares everybody to massage his p<n|S.

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9 Warped

Hopefully Nicki Minaj doesn't exit there. - Turkeyasylum

All TheTopTens users accidentally warp into a portal to an alternate universe - simpsondude

What's if in the alternate universe, there is no such thing as TheTopTens?

The portal is full of girls in bikinis and then everybody have S&x.

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10 TheTopTens: Clue

Blues clues pees and poops on thetoptens.

If you ever played to Clue, a game board, it's simple. The butler invite six TheTopTenners to an haunted mansion. One of them is the murderer, and they have 1 hour to find out who is the murderer before the cops go arrest everyone. - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

Yes please we should do it! - Randomator

That'll be awesome,best idea - Nateawesomeness

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The Newcomers

? Twilightkitsune vs Lloyd Garmadon

They have a deadly battle! And the winner is TwilightKitsune. - BorisRule

? 24 Hour Overnight

All TTT users have to do a 24 hour overnight together (in a large place so they can all find a place to hide) - Lunala

The Contenders

11 TheTopTens Stranded In Texas

Actually the website should be stranded in an island called poop island which is an island full of poo poo.

Ah, being in Texas would be nice. - EpicJake

We can meet that Texan dude from the simpsons! - DapperPickle

I live in Texas and I can give you a tour. - Jay12

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12 Opposite Personalities

My opposite would be a good person.

Damn, I just had to ruin everything. - Puga

I would be a soft-edged but incompetent person who doesn't care about music. - WonkeyDude98

I don't know what my opposite would be. A mean person or something? I don't know... - Garythesnail

PositronWildhawk: He will hate science a lot and be short. He will say rude things about Britgirl, he will like Nicki Minaj, he will hate Deadmau5, he will like sports and rap music, he will like Beauty and The Beast, he will like Bieber, he will hate bacon sandwiches, he will like MLP, he will praise Luigism, he won't be hot, he will like Dora and Dinosaur Train and all those shows, he will hate Moby, he will like Stairway to Heaven, he will like Heavy Metal,
Britgirl: She will be TheTopTens bully, she will be sexist, racist, and evil.
TeamRocket747: I will be nice sometimes, but be rude most of the time. I will be 747tekcoRmaeT, - TeamRocket747

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13 New Years Trouble

Everyone celebrates New Years,then Martinglez accadently shoots a firework that hit the British clock,then they turned to wanted criminals,and they survive in wilderness,then one week later everyone forgets about what happened - Nateawesomeness

14 MsWiseguy's Revenge

Mswiseguy kidnaps everyone except patrickstar. He must save the other users from the evil mswiseguy - TheKirbyCreeper999

15 TheTopTens: Fashion Show

Britgirl hosts a fashion show and it goes wrong when fart is played on the radio and women being to sassy with their walks that they break the heel of their shoes and fall off the stage. Britgirl must fix the craziness. - JaysTop10List

I added this one, having a different idea but this one is a great episode - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

I'll probably be wearing a female wizard outfit, except more badass than some long dress. - FennikenFan9

I'd wear a rainbow sparkly dress that splits with matching bow and non-sparkly heels. - thisisaveryrandomusername88

I'd wear formal British look - BorisRule

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16 TheTopTens: Big Brother

No offense but Andre56 would go out first.

- AnonymousChick

Maybe it could be: Britgirl, Keyson, PositronWildhawk, Angelofdarkness, Kiteretsunu, AnonymousChick, Turkeyasylum, Funnyuser, Garythesnail, Wolftail, Andre56, MoldySock, Britboy, Happyhappyjoyjoy, SevenLizards, and BlueDiamondFromNowhere as house guests.
BigBrotherSucks is the reluctant host.
Puga is the house pet.
Featuring the format of the American BB, with the 2 HoH twist from BB16. - Turkeyasylum

Thanks for putting me on here!

Gamer girl: Big brother is sort of where you put people to live together and the leaders can vote two people out each and there are activities to decide who is leader. Is complicated - AnonymousChick

I'd like to see this. - Wolftail

May I be a official mascot? - BorisRule

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17 Turkeyalysum in a Turkeyalysum

It's about Turkeyalysum in a asylum with Turkeys. Get it? - JaysTop10List

Turkeyasylum is gonna be inside himself? That doesn't make any sense. - cosmo

Turkeyasylum is a moron. -Me

18 A TheTopTens Christmas Special

Jingle bells! Lists.com smells! Dora got pushed off a cliff! The TopTenners threw a party and Lists.com got sued!

Britgirl laid an egg... That's quite funny. - Britgirl

TheTopTens users all have a Christmas party. As like a family. - Garythesnail

This sounds cool - Lunala

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19 TheTopTens News

Andre56 makes a news show about TheTopTens but instead of telling the truth he lies about everyone how will the users get in to stop him - simpsondude

Stop hating on him. He's just an actor. He is proud of it. Would you be proud if you were an actor? Probably! Stop being mean to him - AnonymousChick

And I will be the Eminem negativity news reporter - 445956

Or maybe toptensfan writes a news paper and he tells lies about the users he dislikes and all the lies are them to bad things so everyone needs to stop him - NESSquid

Britgirl: News Reporter
Positron: Weatherman
AlphaQ: Guy Who Keeps Sagging His Pants
WonkeyDude98: Music Critic
htoutlaws2012: Gameshow Creator - AlphaQ

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20 Danteem Returns from Hacking

If this happens then I'm leaving this website. - nintendofan126

I hope this never happens... - Therandom

We now present the porn addict, Emo stripper, fat virgin, Nicki Minaj ripoff Metts! - AlphaQ

Plot: Admin wakes up from his nap, and goes on TheTopTens to see how everything is doing. He goes on banned users list and sees Danteem has hacked out. Admin vanishes 10 seconds later. Meanwhile, Puga fixes JacksonTop10 and Wildhawk breakfast, but it turns out to be snake heads served with spider legs. Jackson gets grossed out and he and Wildhawk go in the bathroom to barf. When they're there, Puga vanishes, because he got banned. Jackson comes out and looks for Puga, but he isn't seen. Since Wildhawk wasn't done barfing, Jackson also vanishes, and then Wildhawk does too. It cuts to ModernSpongebobSucks and Videogamefan5 posting on Top Tens. They hear that Jackson, admin, Pugs, and Wildhawk vanishes. Modern is shocked when he realizes that Danteem has hacked out. He tells Videogamefan5 to look at what happened, but when he turns back, video also has vanished. Modern hides in his bathroom, but also vanishes. Then, everyone starts vanishing, except Disney1994 who comes back and stops ...more - TeamRocket747

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