Top Ten Episodes That Would Be Created If TheTopTens Was a Television Show

Oh, TheTopTens T.V. , the drama, the romance, the humor... Such a great show. Will it happen? No. but this is just for laughs!

The Top Ten

1 TheTopTens Awards Ceremony

If I won I would fake cry all the way there, say being nominated is an honor, but winning is so much better, punch out the host, and walk away. - ToptenPizza

..then watch Positron and Britgirl win every award there! - Garythesnail

I would love for this to happen... We can make it ourselves actually... - MusicalPony

Yes! Most generic user. For all of his boring sports lists - SirSheep

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2 The First Union

This would be awesome... We'd need quite a space to fit everyone. - Finch

Maybe we could go where I live, in a little town in Ohio. In a parking lot at Walmart. - funnyuser

I would love to see this show, if it existed though we'd have to create our own channel. Though can I be part of the cast. I have some great episode ideas. - Anonymousxcxc

A troll added Spongebob Season 10 list-related plot! - BorisRule

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3 Tina and Martin's First Date

This would sure be my favourite chapter of the first season. I love you, Tina! - keyson

Keyson visits London so he can visit Britgirl, and they take a tour together. - Turkeyasylum

It was hilarious! I liked it a lot! - Animefan12

I’ve never seen an Argentinian and a British do a date. But still, this episode will be great! - Gabo147

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4 Warped

Hopefully Nicki Minaj doesn't exit there. - Turkeyasylum

All TheTopTens users accidentally warp into a portal to an alternate universe - simpsondude

What's if in the alternate universe, there is no such thing as TheTopTens?

Can I be Cyri in that universe? I'm talking about the character of mine, not asking a stupid question. - Cyri

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5 Britboy's Last Stand

Leave the poor guy alone. He's a bully target!

Leave him alone,:( he regretted for making "that list". - SamuiNeko

Yeah hi is over britgirl and has his own girlfriend to all the trolls whenpick on hi. Go get banned - Batmaniscole

Then admin comes and uses his wizardry banning powers to ban the killer from earth,but he will go to heaven - Nateawesomeness

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6 Science Talk!

Oh, how I'd love to tune in for this one. That is, if there aren't any science-bashing God-nitwits to steal our thunder. - PositronWildhawk

Ah, I'm an atheist as well. Well, I'm agnostic, but on the atheist SIDE of it. I don't completely deny the existence of a God, but I don't accept it either.

But yeah, I would like this. I'm actually rather not TOO stupid, so there may be a chance I could actually be ON this. - CatCode

I'd want at least a cameo. I'm an expert at plate tectonics! - ethanmeinster

I'll do a cameo. I'll teach you all the knowledge I've learned so far! - JaysTop10List

I hate Science I'll stay out of that one. - PatrickStar3

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7 TheTopTens: Big Brother

No offense but Andre56 would go out first.

- AnonymousChick

Maybe it could be: Britgirl, Keyson, PositronWildhawk, Angelofdarkness, Kiteretsunu, AnonymousChick, Turkeyasylum, Funnyuser, Garythesnail, Wolftail, Andre56, MoldySock, Britboy, Happyhappyjoyjoy, SevenLizards, and BlueDiamondFromNowhere as house guests.
BigBrotherSucks is the reluctant host.
Puga is the house pet.
Featuring the format of the American BB, with the 2 HoH twist from BB16. - Turkeyasylum

Thanks for putting me on here!

Gamer girl: Big brother is sort of where you put people to live together and the leaders can vote two people out each and there are activities to decide who is leader. Is complicated - AnonymousChick

I'd like to see this. - Wolftail

May I be a official mascot? - BorisRule

Leave it to me. Most people don't know that we dragons are as intelligent as you yet. - Cyri

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8 TheTopTens: Shopping Competition

In Walmart, of course. (USA, Canada, China) (ASDA for Brits, and Carrefour for others) - PizzaGuy

Pokemon cards, chocolate and Roblox guest toys - Lunala

I love Shopping but how would this work. - PatrickStar3

What about METRO for Bulgarians?
Id buy Kitkats, a new T.V. set, Lego Technic set, and a tent. - BorisRule

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9 TheTopTens: Clue

If you ever played to Clue, a game board, it's simple. The butler invite six TheTopTenners to an haunted mansion. One of them is the murderer, and they have 1 hour to find out who is the murderer before the cops go arrest everyone. - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

Yes please we should do it! - Randomator

This would be really fun. I love playing Clue. Ayone else played the Harry Potter version? - SirSheep

Yes - 2storm

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10 Double Dare

That'll be the best - Nateawesomeness

I would be on this - Jonerman

I double dare MsWiseguy to prank call 911. - cosmo

Tell me any kind of double dare, and I’ll do it! - IceFoxPlayz

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The Newcomers

? The "Peasants" Take a Stand!
? Removing the List 'Most Hated Countries'

The Contenders

11 Opposite Personalities

My opposite would be a good person.

Damn, I just had to ruin everything. - Puga

I would be a soft-edged but incompetent person who doesn't care about music. - WonkeyDude98

I'd be rude, swear a lot, and hate literature. Yet I'd almost never be angry. I'd hate everyone equally at all times. - Cyri

I’d be a fashion loving PETA supporter. Damn, I hate reverse me so much. - IceFoxPlayz

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12 TheTopTens: Fashion Show

Britgirl hosts a fashion show and it goes wrong when fart is played on the radio and women being to sassy with their walks that they break the heel of their shoes and fall off the stage. Britgirl must fix the craziness. - JaysTop10List

I added this one, having a different idea but this one is a great episode - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

I would get eliminated on the first competition because I would come unprepared wearing my pajamas on the runway. The Lazy Song would be playing in the background.

I'd lose. My skin is awful, and I cannot stand formal outfits. I could at least be a running joke in the episode! - Cyri

I'd literally wear jeans and a sweatshirt - SirSheep

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13 GoldenRocket vs. Caliou

GoldenRocket would of course win. - cosmo

Like if caillou had a chance! - nintendofan126

GoldenRocket would win because caillou is a 4 year old that acts like 4 months old - Jake09

Go Golden Rocket

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14 MsWiseguy's Revenge

Mswiseguy kidnaps everyone except patrickstar. He must save the other users from the evil mswiseguy - TheKirbyCreeper999

15 New Years Trouble

Everyone celebrates New Years,then Martinglez accadently shoots a firework that hit the British clock,then they turned to wanted criminals,and they survive in wilderness,then one week later everyone forgets about what happened - Nateawesomeness

16 TheTopTens Stranded In Texas

Ah, being in Texas would be nice. - EpicJake

We can meet that Texan dude from the simpsons! - DapperPickle

I live in Texas and I should give you all a tour - TeamRocket747

We messed with Texas, guys. Hide! - Cyri

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17 TheTopTens in Split

Psst... I know where admin hides the duct tape! - Cyri

Split into the TopFives and the SixToTens - Hajj

18 Danteem Returns from Hacking

We now present the porn addict, Emo stripper, fat virgin, Nicki Minaj ripoff Metts! - AlphaQ

If this happens then I'm leaving this website. - nintendofan126

I hope this never happens... - Therandom

Plot: Admin wakes up from his nap, and goes on TheTopTens to see how everything is doing. He goes on banned users list and sees Danteem has hacked out. Admin vanishes 10 seconds later. Meanwhile, Puga fixes JacksonTop10 and Wildhawk breakfast, but it turns out to be snake heads served with spider legs. Jackson gets grossed out and he and Wildhawk go in the bathroom to barf. When they're there, Puga vanishes, because he got banned. Jackson comes out and looks for Puga, but he isn't seen. Since Wildhawk wasn't done barfing, Jackson also vanishes, and then Wildhawk does too. It cuts to ModernSpongebobSucks and Videogamefan5 posting on Top Tens. They hear that Jackson, admin, Pugs, and Wildhawk vanishes. Modern is shocked when he realizes that Danteem has hacked out. He tells Videogamefan5 to look at what happened, but when he turns back, video also has vanished. Modern hides in his bathroom, but also vanishes. Then, everyone starts vanishing, except Disney1994 who comes back and stops ...more - TeamRocket747

19 Turkeyalysum in a Turkeyalysum

It's about Turkeyalysum in a asylum with Turkeys. Get it? - JaysTop10List

Turkeyasylum is gonna be inside himself? That doesn't make any sense. - cosmo

Technically, the mind is in the brain. The brain is inside the body. Seeing as both the mind and the body are part of you, this is already happening... - Cyri

20 Slideshow

I like Big Brother, but an episode about forcing other people to like it is going too far. - Minecraftcrazy530

Bigbrotheryestotaldramano and I make a slide show on why big brother is good ans everyone watches it and likes big brother. We brainwash everyone to hate on total drama even TurkeyAsylum after than - SelfisSUCK


A website called, a complete copy of TheTopTens, puts our beloved website out of business and leaves all the users as homeless wrecks. How will we fight back? - Puga

Heck we could say dora yes epic jake no made it to make us all lose are jobs. - samanime

A rip off of the top tens. The users look just like the top tens users, like clones. We aren't enemies but rivals. They think they're site is better. - cosmo

Interesting plot... Would definitely love to make a chapter or two about this story... Probably not. I'll probably just be too much of a chicken and not post it. - Fandom_Lover

We and the admins came to meet the members inrl. We, TopTenners say Freedom! Together. Admin and Finch will say more than us. - kontrahinsunu

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22 TheTopTens: Clue REMAKE
23 A TheTopTens Christmas Special

Jingle bells! smells! Dora got pushed off a cliff! The TopTenners threw a party and got sued!

The admin is coming to town! He sees if your lists are good! He sees if your lists are bad! He knows if you are a nice or mean user so give him a present for goodness sake! Oh, you better watch out! You better be nice! You gotta make a good list, I'm telling you why. The admin is coming to town!

Britgirl laid an egg... That's quite funny. - Britgirl

Jingle smells! Everyone has stinky smells. We all smell! Stinky smells are everywhere.
Ho Ho Smelly-Ho!
Merry Smellymas!

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24 Puga Eats The TV

He must have some strong teeth in that episode.

I'm sorry, but what? - SirSheep

I'm confused now. - Cyri

25 TheTopTens/Pretty Little Liars Crossover

A stop stalking Aria, Hannah, Spencer and Emily (the main characters of the show AKA The Liars) and A stars trolling a lot of TopTenners. So The Liars come to TheTopTens to find out who is A - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

No - SirSkeletorThe3rd

26 TheTopTens News

Andre56 makes a news show about TheTopTens but instead of telling the truth he lies about everyone how will the users get in to stop him - simpsondude

Stop hating on him. He's just an actor. He is proud of it. Would you be proud if you were an actor? Probably! Stop being mean to him - AnonymousChick

And I will be the Eminem negativity news reporter - 445956

Or maybe toptensfan writes a news paper and he tells lies about the users he dislikes and all the lies are them to bad things so everyone needs to stop him - NESSquid

I’d be the sportscaster, but with a twist. I’d be biased - PackFan2005

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27 Adopt-A-Dog

My dog is not for sell dreamers. - letdot52

I Think My Dog Would Eat Me. - DapperPickle

Bring me to your pit bulls. - IceFoxPlayz

Puga discovers that this list is full of hate,so she starts a adoption srevice and gives dogs with rabies to the trolls!

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28 TheTopTens/Total Drama Crossover

YES! EVERYONE KILL HEATHER because WHY THE HELL NOT?!?! Heather deserves to die because she was such an @$$hole to everyone and cheated her way throughout ALL the seasons she has been in. - IceFoxPlayz

I wish it would happen... - Turkeyasylum

Dude I would watch this

FOR THE LOLS M8! - errrr

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29 A New TopTenner Has Arrived

This would be kind of lame, a new top tenner arrives at least once a week. - Therandom

Sounds like something from smash bros. - aarond9010

This should refer to me! Haha!

A TopTenner with an innocent name comes, and butters everyone up at first. Then, he starts a major trolling spree and eventually hacks the site and overthrows Admin. It’s all up to the users of TheTopTens to stop the user before it’s too late - PackFan2005

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30 TheTopTens Newspaper
31 Once Upon a Top Tens

It's a crossover with another TV show (Once Upon A Time). It's about Peter Pan that is trying to make all the users trust in him and go to the Neverlands forever. Mary-Margaret, Emma, David, Hook and Regina will try to stop Peter and to find Henry (wich was already gone with Peter) - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

HAHA PERFECT - WonkeyDude98

32 The Wither

Top tens have to survive the wither - Batmaniscole

You would need permission from Mojang to do that.

33 A New List Takes Over TheTopTens
34 A Not So Merry Christmas
35 A Trip To Idaho
36 The Most Boring User Ever

Obviously Disney1994

I might be the most boring ever - paasadani

This is me. Hands down. - CatCode

Hello. - Cyri

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37 Self Destruct Owns Up to How Many Accounts He Has

You know he has more than one how?

38 TheTopTens: Overwatch
39 TheTopTens: The Mole

16 TopTenners would be in The Mole. One of them is a saboteur trying to ruin the group's effort from making any money, without being noticed. Who is the Mole? Is it:
Britgirl, a 23 year old decent human being,
Keyson, a 20 year old professional video game tester,
PositronWildhawk, an 18 year old high school student and future physicist,
Cameo, a 61 year old retiree,
Turkeyasylum, a 13 year old percussionist,
Sillykitty, a 15 year old making people smile,
Garythesnail, a 13 year old SpongeBob fan,
Wolftail, a 13 year old Warriors fan,
SelfDestruct, a 37 year old unemployed person,
MoldySock, a 14 year old person who doesn't wear moldy socks,
BlueDiamondFromNowhere, a 13 year old Pretty Little Liars fan,
Andre56, a 14 year old who is "a actor",
Funnyuser, an 11 year old randomness expert,
HezarioSeth, a 17 year old certified junior snob,
SuperHyperdude, a 13 year old annoying prick,
or OtakuGamergirl, a 13 year old otaku? (Wow, lots of us ...more - Turkeyasylum

BorisRule: A 15 year old farmer
(Not my real age) - BorisRule

The cast:

Me: A 12 year old kitsune in disguise who LOATHES PETA and loves BATIM.

Spongehouse: A goofy 15 year old who loves Spongebob and The Loud House.

Britgirl: A super nice 23 year old who is chill, but hilarious.

Turkeyasylum: A 13 year old percussionist who’s rather serious about certain things.

PositronWildhawk: An 18 year old high school student and a fan of the Wild Hawks sports team.

( I’m too lazy to put the rest here, but make sure to let me know if ya want to be in the cast. There’s only 12 spots left, so first come, first served. ) - IceFoxPlayz

Cast : Me, Britgirl, Alexandr, EpicJake, Simpsondude, CoolCat999, SammMinaj ( guest star, short cameo) PatrickStar, Turkeyalysum, Finch, Admin, SelfDestruct, CerealGuy, PositronWildhawk and Kiteretsunu - JaysTop10List

40 TheTopTens/The Tomorrow People crossover

The Tomorrow People was meh in my opinion - TwilightKitsune

All the thetoptenners who have less than 25 followers becomes a Tommorow people. A tommorow people is someone from the future that can with their mind
1. Communicate and read each other's thought
2. Move objects without moving our bodies
3. Change place really fast
But it makes problems with the others who aren't a tommorow people, and TheTopTens splits - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

I've got less than 25 followers on here, even though I've been on here for over a year. - IceFoxPlayz

41 Andre57
42 Boygenius234 and the Mighty Fist
43 Buckeyes, Buckeyes, and More Buckeyes

This would be an episode about me and OhioStateBuckeyes. - Turkeyasylum

I like this idea. It should be about me and TurkeyAsylum getting sideline passes to the Ohio State vs Michigan football game. Ohio state is down 35-21 with 2 minutes left in the fourth quarter. We go over to JT Barrett, Ezekiel Elliott, Devin Smith, and Joey Bosa to encourage them to not lose their ground. At 1:53, JT Barrett throws a 65 yard touchdown pass to Devin Smith and they cut the lead to 35-28. At 1:01, Ezekiel Elliott runs 80 yards for a touchdown and ties the game. In the final seconds (0:09) Michigan attempts a 53 yard field goal but it's blocked by Joey Bosa and he pitches it to Michael Bennett and he takes it all the way for a touchdown and he goes all the way for a touchdown. Buckeyes win 41-35! - OhioStateBuckeyes

44 The Exiled
45 PositronWildhawk's Funniest Guide To Martial Arts

You burn someone's chest than slice half their face off. Wait, do fatalities count? - AlphaQ

I can give a half decent actual guide, but that's no fun. - Cyri

46 The Lovefrombadlands Does Stuff Show

It's the most boring show...where I do stuff. Wait, if it was a show, then I could have my camera crew think of interesting things for me to slip and fall in a puddle! The highlight of the episode!

47 The Thing, The Thing, And The Thingy

Before you complain about the title, let me explain. SevenLizards begins to break down in the episode because Puga hates him. He them creates 3 fake friends, Thing, Thing, And Thingy (He couldn't think of a new name). He then gets an apology from Puga, and the two become friends. - Turkeyasylum

Oh, I get it! A ripoff of Ed, Edd n' Eddy! - Animefan12

48 Hacker Hideaway

Danteem is the ringleader - QuarterGuysApprentice

49 A Blue Diamond in the Rough

An episode which tells about how me and BlueDiamondFromNowhere became a couple. - Garythesnail

I like this idea. I've always wondered how this couple came to be. - Wolftail

I love the idea - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

Though that was ended months ago... - Garythesnail

50 TheTopTens: Gaming News

Could I be the reporter in this episode? - nintendofan126

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