Top Ten Episodes That Would Be Created If TheTopTens Was a Television Show

Oh, TheTopTens T.V. , the drama, the romance, the humor... Such a great show. Will it happen? No. but this is just for laughs!

The Top Ten

1 The First Union

This would be awesome... We'd need quite a space to fit everyone. - Finch

Maybe we could go where I live, in a little town in Ohio. In a parking lot at Walmart. - funnyuser

I would love to see this show, if it existed though we'd have to create our own channel. Though can I be part of the cast. I have some great episode ideas. - Anonymousxcxc

The Hulk makes sweet love with Harvey Weinstein then they poop and come in Cinderella's mouth

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2 Tina and Martin's First Date

This would sure be my favourite chapter of the first season. I love you, Tina! - keyson

Keyson visits London so he can visit Britgirl, and they take a tour together. - Turkeyasylum

It was hilarious! I liked it a lot! - Animefan12

They both go to the other person's country/city/pig farm to find them but they can't!
They then realise that the other person is in their area trying to find them and then start arguing about who goes where so they go to some kind of supermarket and meet up, and everybody lives romantically ever after

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3 TheTopTens Awards Ceremony

..then watch Positron and Britgirl win every award there! - Garythesnail

If I won I would fake cry all the way there, say being nominated is an honor, but winning is so much better, punch out the host, and walk away. - ToptenPizza

I would love for this to happen... We can make it ourselves actually... - MusicalPony

Donald Trump

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4 Britboy's Last Stand

Leave the poor guy alone. He's a bully target!

Leave him alone,:( he regretted for making "that list". - SamuiNeko

Yeah hi is over britgirl and has his own girlfriend to all the trolls whenpick on hi. Go get banned - Batmaniscole

Then admin comes and uses his wizardry banning powers to ban the killer from earth,but he will go to heaven - Nateawesomeness

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5 GoldenRocket vs. Caliou

GoldenRocket would of course win. - cosmo

Like if caillou had a chance! - nintendofan126

GoldenRocket would win because caillou is a 4 year old that acts like 4 months old - Jake09

Go Golden Rocket

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6 TheTopTens: Shopping Competition

In Walmart, of course. (USA, Canada, China) (ASDA for Brits, and Carrefour for others) - PizzaGuy

Pokemon cards, chocolate and Roblox guest toys - Lunala

I love Shopping but how would this work. - PatrickStar3

All the toptenners, Woody, and Buzz Lightyear watch s e x y p0rn videos

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7 Science Talk!

Oh, how I'd love to tune in for this one. That is, if there aren't any science-bashing God-nitwits to steal our thunder. - PositronWildhawk

Ah, I'm an atheist as well. Well, I'm agnostic, but on the atheist SIDE of it. I don't completely deny the existence of a God, but I don't accept it either.

But yeah, I would like this. I'm actually rather not TOO stupid, so there may be a chance I could actually be ON this. - CatCode

I'd want at least a cameo. I'm an expert at plate tectonics! - ethanmeinster

I'll do a cameo. I'll teach you all the knowledge I've learned so far! - JaysTop10List

I hate Science I'll stay out of that one. - PatrickStar3

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8 Double Dare

That'll be the best - Nateawesomeness

I would be on this - Jonerman

I double dare MsWiseguy to prank call 911. - cosmo

I dare JPK to slaughter Rainbow Dash in cold blood and throw a party with all the toptenners that hate dash

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9 Warped

Hopefully Nicki Minaj doesn't exit there. - Turkeyasylum

All TheTopTens users accidentally warp into a portal to an alternate universe - simpsondude

What's if in the alternate universe, there is no such thing as TheTopTens?

And in the alternate universe, Sanjay, Craig, SwaySway, Buhdeuce, Fanboy, Chum Chum, Dora, Caillou, Peppa Pig, Scrappy Doo, Pizza Steve, Uncle Grandpa, Mr. Krabs, and Serena from Pokemon are all partying and the portal closes but everyone is saved by the almighty BarneyTheDinosaurRocks - 445956

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10 TheTopTens: Clue

If you ever played to Clue, a game board, it's simple. The butler invite six TheTopTenners to an haunted mansion. One of them is the murderer, and they have 1 hour to find out who is the murderer before the cops go arrest everyone. - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

Yes please we should do it! - Randomator

That'll be awesome,best idea - Nateawesomeness

ALL the toptenners have a s e x y o4gy with all the Blue's Clues characters

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The Newcomers

? Most Hated Countries Gets Executed

Spongebob pees on cartoon network and Disney

Stop with "Spongebob this", "Spongebob that", it's very annoying and completely nonsense - BorisRule

Spongebob has sex with sandy

This list has insulted many Asians for long, time to stop it for good! How will TopTenners counterattack racists? - MChkflaguard_Yt

The Contenders

11 TheTopTens Stranded In Texas

Ah, being in Texas would be nice. - EpicJake

We can meet that Texan dude from the simpsons! - DapperPickle

I live in Texas and I should give you all a tour - TeamRocket747

If I had my own account on here (wish I did), then this would be quite fun, aside that I’ve only been to Texas once or twice in my life.

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12 Opposite Personalities

My opposite would be a good person.

Damn, I just had to ruin everything. - Puga

I would be a soft-edged but incompetent person who doesn't care about music. - WonkeyDude98

I'd be someone who doesn't wear headphones wherever he went. I also would have no opinion on anything - kempokid

I would be Halsey's smallest fan. - lovefrombadlands

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13 New Years Trouble

Everyone celebrates New Years,then Martinglez accadently shoots a firework that hit the British clock,then they turned to wanted criminals,and they survive in wilderness,then one week later everyone forgets about what happened - Nateawesomeness

14 TheTopTens: Fashion Show

Britgirl hosts a fashion show and it goes wrong when fart is played on the radio and women being to sassy with their walks that they break the heel of their shoes and fall off the stage. Britgirl must fix the craziness. - JaysTop10List

I added this one, having a different idea but this one is a great episode - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

I would get eliminated on the first competition because I would come unprepared wearing my pajamas on the runway. The Lazy Song would be playing in the background. - lovefrombadlands

I'll probably be wearing a female wizard outfit, except more badass than some long dress. - FennikenFan9

I'd wear formal British look - BorisRule

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15 MsWiseguy's Revenge

Mswiseguy kidnaps everyone except patrickstar. He must save the other users from the evil mswiseguy - TheKirbyCreeper999

16 TheTopTens: Big Brother

No offense but Andre56 would go out first.

- AnonymousChick

Maybe it could be: Britgirl, Keyson, PositronWildhawk, Angelofdarkness, Kiteretsunu, AnonymousChick, Turkeyasylum, Funnyuser, Garythesnail, Wolftail, Andre56, MoldySock, Britboy, Happyhappyjoyjoy, SevenLizards, and BlueDiamondFromNowhere as house guests.
BigBrotherSucks is the reluctant host.
Puga is the house pet.
Featuring the format of the American BB, with the 2 HoH twist from BB16. - Turkeyasylum

Thanks for putting me on here!

Gamer girl: Big brother is sort of where you put people to live together and the leaders can vote two people out each and there are activities to decide who is leader. Is complicated - AnonymousChick

I'd like to see this. - Wolftail

May I be a official mascot? - BorisRule

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17 Turkeyalysum in a Turkeyalysum

It's about Turkeyalysum in a asylum with Turkeys. Get it? - JaysTop10List

Turkeyasylum is gonna be inside himself? That doesn't make any sense. - cosmo

18 A TheTopTens Christmas Special

Jingle bells! smells! Dora got pushed off a cliff! The TopTenners threw a party and got sued!

The admin is coming to town! He sees if your lists are good! He sees if your lists are bad! He knows if you are a nice or mean user so give him a present for goodness sake! Oh, you better watch out! You better be nice! You gotta make a good list, I'm telling you why. The admin is coming to town! - lovefrombadlands

Britgirl laid an egg... That's quite funny. - Britgirl

Jingle smells! Everyone has stinky smells. We all smell! Stinky smells are everywhere.
Ho Ho Smelly-Ho!
Merry Smellymas!

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19 TheTopTens News

Andre56 makes a news show about TheTopTens but instead of telling the truth he lies about everyone how will the users get in to stop him - simpsondude

Stop hating on him. He's just an actor. He is proud of it. Would you be proud if you were an actor? Probably! Stop being mean to him - AnonymousChick

And I will be the Eminem negativity news reporter - 445956

Or maybe toptensfan writes a news paper and he tells lies about the users he dislikes and all the lies are them to bad things so everyone needs to stop him - NESSquid

I would be the bad reporter who gets fired on the first day cause I change my topic to Halsey! - lovefrombadlands

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20 Danteem Returns from Hacking

If this happens then I'm leaving this website. - nintendofan126

We now present the porn addict, Emo stripper, fat virgin, Nicki Minaj ripoff Metts! - AlphaQ

I hope this never happens... - Therandom

Plot: Admin wakes up from his nap, and goes on TheTopTens to see how everything is doing. He goes on banned users list and sees Danteem has hacked out. Admin vanishes 10 seconds later. Meanwhile, Puga fixes JacksonTop10 and Wildhawk breakfast, but it turns out to be snake heads served with spider legs. Jackson gets grossed out and he and Wildhawk go in the bathroom to barf. When they're there, Puga vanishes, because he got banned. Jackson comes out and looks for Puga, but he isn't seen. Since Wildhawk wasn't done barfing, Jackson also vanishes, and then Wildhawk does too. It cuts to ModernSpongebobSucks and Videogamefan5 posting on Top Tens. They hear that Jackson, admin, Pugs, and Wildhawk vanishes. Modern is shocked when he realizes that Danteem has hacked out. He tells Videogamefan5 to look at what happened, but when he turns back, video also has vanished. Modern hides in his bathroom, but also vanishes. Then, everyone starts vanishing, except Disney1994 who comes back and stops ...more - TeamRocket747

21 Adopt-A-Dog

My dog is not for sell dreamers. - letdot52

I Think My Dog Would Eat Me. - DapperPickle

Puga's owner puts him up for adoption. Who will he go to? - Turkeyasylum

Puga discovers that this list is full of hate,so she starts a adoption srevice and gives dogs with rabies to the trolls!

22 Slideshow

I like Big Brother, but an episode about forcing other people to like it is going too far. - Minecraftcrazy530

Bigbrotheryestotaldramano and I make a slide show on why big brother is good ans everyone watches it and likes big brother. We brainwash everyone to hate on total drama even TurkeyAsylum after than - SelfisSUCK


A website called, a complete copy of TheTopTens, puts our beloved website out of business and leaves all the users as homeless wrecks. How will we fight back? - Puga

Heck we could say dora yes epic jake no made it to make us all lose are jobs. - samanime

A rip off of the top tens. The users look just like the top tens users, like clones. We aren't enemies but rivals. They think they're site is better. - cosmo

Interesting plot... Would definitely love to make a chapter or two about this story... Probably not. I'll probably just be too much of a chicken and not post it. - Fandom_Lover

We and the admins came to meet the members inrl. We, TopTenners say Freedom! Together. Admin and Finch will say more than us. - kontrahinsunu

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24 TheTopTens: Clue REMAKE
25 TheTopTens in Split

Split into the TopFives and the SixToTens - Hajj

26 TheTopTens/Pretty Little Liars Crossover

A stop stalking Aria, Hannah, Spencer and Emily (the main characters of the show AKA The Liars) and A stars trolling a lot of TopTenners. So The Liars come to TheTopTens to find out who is A - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

No - SirSkeletorThe3rd

27 Puga Eats The TV

He must have some strong teeth in that episode.

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28 A New TopTenner Has Arrived

This would be kind of lame, a new top tenner arrives at least once a week. - Therandom

Sounds like something from smash bros. - aarond9010

This should refer to me! Haha!

A new TopTenner named RandomPerson arrives and is really nice, but everyone is suspicious.

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29 TheTopTens Newspaper
30 Once Upon a Top Tens

It's a crossover with another TV show (Once Upon A Time). It's about Peter Pan that is trying to make all the users trust in him and go to the Neverlands forever. Mary-Margaret, Emma, David, Hook and Regina will try to stop Peter and to find Henry (wich was already gone with Peter) - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

HAHA PERFECT - WonkeyDude98

31 The Wither

Top tens have to survive the wither - Batmaniscole

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32 A New List Takes Over TheTopTens
33 A Not So Merry Christmas
34 A Trip To Idaho
35 Self Destruct Owns Up to How Many Accounts He Has

You know he has more than one how?

36 TheTopTens/The Tomorrow People crossover

The Tomorrow People was meh in my opinion - TwilightKitsune

All the thetoptenners who have less than 25 followers becomes a Tommorow people. A tommorow people is someone from the future that can with their mind
1. Communicate and read each other's thought
2. Move objects without moving our bodies
3. Change place really fast
But it makes problems with the others who aren't a tommorow people, and TheTopTens splits - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

37 Andre57
38 The Most Boring User Ever

I might be the most boring ever - paasadani

This is me. Hands down. - CatCode

Obviously Disney1994

I'm not try a be mean or anything but it's gotta be this guy called MANISHMAHAPRATA because he keeps spamming me and it's getting boring. - AlphaQ

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39 Opposite Bomb

A bomb goes off and releases a gas that makes people the opposite of what they usually are. - Garythesnail

I would be very stupid and messy, while drippy the dog would be very fancy - Curtsies the cat - pupcatdog

So Pickles Become... Gherkins? - DapperPickle

This would be an interesting episode. - Minecraftcrazy530

My opposite personality: rude, loud, judgemental, makeup-obsessed, dumb and bitchy. - Lunala

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40 I'm a TopTenner, get me out of here!

PositronWildhawk in first place, Britgirl in second, Wolftail in third (surprisingly, haha,). I don't know about the rest of them. - Wolftail

Britgirl and positronwildhawk came no where in the real version. - gemcloben

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41 The Exiled
42 TheTopTens: Gaming News

Could I be the reporter in this episode? - nintendofan126

43 Justin Bieber Visits TheTopTens

This would be the shortest episode in history, since he'd be murdered in the first twenty seconds! - Britgirl

Or we'd make him feel very unwanted here and punch him in the head! - Curti2594

Whoever keeps adding Justin Bieber to every list on the site STOP! It's gotten old and by doing you will make him more popular - Jake09

Someone call the paramedics. Wait, who is it? Never mind keep fighting. - Money1208

Let's see how we will counter attack when he plays his crappy pop songs!
Mostly drinking bleach. Shortest but funniest episode ever. - MChkflaguard_Yt

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44 PositronWildhawk's Funniest Guide To Martial Arts

You burn someone's chest than slice half their face off. Wait, do fatalities count? - AlphaQ

45 Someone Not So Special

You see, there have been so many like Britboy, most of them not so pacific as him. He is just the last of a long list so far. - keyson

Yeah, agree with Gary, it's kinda disturbing if you think somebody would hide in the bushes or taking photo's while taking a bath, just plain disturbing - CerealGuy

Well I think a romance war will happen but let's just say we hope it will never happen - CerealGuy

I'm not so special, so I'm the main character of this episode. - Jackthetoptenguy5

Geez, the Tina and Martin show in its first season...

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46 Hacker Hideaway

Danteem is the ringleader - QuarterGuysApprentice

47 A Blue Diamond in the Rough

An episode which tells about how me and BlueDiamondFromNowhere became a couple. - Garythesnail

I like this idea. I've always wondered how this couple came to be. - Wolftail

I love the idea - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

Though that was ended months ago... - Garythesnail

48 The Hacker

A hacker begins kidnapping TheTopTens users. - Puga

49 TheTopTens Survivor

Here are the contestants

Tribe 1

Tribe 2
Superyoyo22 - BigBrotherSucks

Should RevolNiartRuasonid join this?

Tribe 3

Guest star danteem ( don't worry, he is a sacrifice ) - QuarterGuysApprentice

50 FasterThanSonic and OhioStateBuckeyes and More's MLB Tour

Schools Out! 200 TopTenners take a trip to all the MLB stadiums From Fenway Park to PETCO Park during the MLB Internet month From June 1 to July 1 and go to a game of each team and during each game the meet users from other websites like YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, E.T.C. and after each game they book reservations to the nearest hotel and if they can't find rooms, they go to an another hotel, but if they can't find rooms for that one, sleep in the car. - FasterThanSonic

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