Top Ten Episodes That Would Be Created If TheTopTens Was a Television Show

Oh, TheTopTens T.V. , the drama, the romance, the humor... Such a great show. Will it happen? No. but this is just for laughs!

The Top Ten

1 The First Union

This would be awesome... We'd need quite a space to fit everyone. - Finch

Everybody comes to a union and vomit all over the place. They vomit and destroy thetoptens. This episode will be an hour long episode with patchy the admin segments where patchy pees and poops on thetoptens.

Maybe we could go where I live, in a little town in Ohio. In a parking lot at Walmart. - funnyuser

The Hulk makes sweet love with Harvey Weinstein then they poop and come in Cinderella's mouth

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2 Tina and Martin's First Date

This would sure be my favourite chapter of the first season. I love you, Tina! - keyson

Keyson visits London so he can visit Britgirl, and they take a tour together. - Turkeyasylum

It was hilarious! I liked it a lot! - Animefan12

They both go to the other person's country/city/pig farm to find them but they can't!
They then realise that the other person is in their area trying to find them and then start arguing about who goes where so they go to some kind of supermarket and meet up, and everybody lives romantically ever after

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3 TheTopTens Awards Ceremony

..then watch Positron and Britgirl win every award there! - Garythesnail

If I won I would fake cry all the way there, say being nominated is an honor, but winning is so much better, punch out the host, and walk away. - ToptenPizza

I would love for this to happen... We can make it ourselves actually... - MusicalPony

I would win Least Awards Nominated! - lovefrombadlands

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4 Britboy's Last Stand

Leave the poor guy alone. He's a bully target!

Leave him alone,:( he regretted for making "that list". - SamuiNeko

Yeah hi is over britgirl and has his own girlfriend to all the trolls whenpick on hi. Go get banned - Batmaniscole

Then admin comes and uses his wizardry banning powers to ban the killer from earth,but he will go to heaven - Nateawesomeness

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5 GoldenRocket vs. Caliou

GoldenRocket would of course win. - cosmo

Like if caillou had a chance! - nintendofan126

GoldenRocket would win because caillou is a 4 year old that acts like 4 months old - Jake09

Go Golden Rocket

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6 TheTopTens: Shopping Competition

In Walmart, of course. (USA, Canada, China) (ASDA for Brits, and Carrefour for others) - PizzaGuy

Pokemon cards, chocolate and Roblox guest toys - Lunala

I love Shopping but how would this work. - PatrickStar3

All the toptenners, Woody, and Buzz Lightyear watch s e x y p0rn videos

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7 Science Talk!

Oh, how I'd love to tune in for this one. That is, if there aren't any science-bashing God-nitwits to steal our thunder. - PositronWildhawk

Ah, I'm an atheist as well. Well, I'm agnostic, but on the atheist SIDE of it. I don't completely deny the existence of a God, but I don't accept it either.

But yeah, I would like this. I'm actually rather not TOO stupid, so there may be a chance I could actually be ON this. - CatCode

I'd want at least a cameo. I'm an expert at plate tectonics! - ethanmeinster

I'll do a cameo. I'll teach you all the knowledge I've learned so far! - JaysTop10List

I hate Science I'll stay out of that one. - PatrickStar3

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8 Double Dare

That'll be the best - Nateawesomeness

I would be on this - Jonerman

I double dare MsWiseguy to prank call 911. - cosmo

I dare JPK to slaughter Rainbow Dash in cold blood and throw a party with all the toptenners that hate dash

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9 Warped

Hopefully Nicki Minaj doesn't exit there. - Turkeyasylum

All TheTopTens users accidentally warp into a portal to an alternate universe - simpsondude

What's if in the alternate universe, there is no such thing as TheTopTens?

And in the alternate universe, Sanjay, Craig, SwaySway, Buhdeuce, Fanboy, Chum Chum, Dora, Caillou, Peppa Pig, Scrappy Doo, Pizza Steve, Uncle Grandpa, Mr. Krabs, and Serena from Pokemon are all partying and the portal closes but everyone is saved by the almighty BarneyTheDinosaurRocks - 445956

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10 TheTopTens: Clue

If you ever played to Clue, a game board, it's simple. The butler invite six TheTopTenners to an haunted mansion. One of them is the murderer, and they have 1 hour to find out who is the murderer before the cops go arrest everyone. - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

Yes please we should do it! - Randomator

That'll be awesome,best idea - Nateawesomeness

ALL the toptenners have a s e x y o4gy with all the Blue's Clues characters

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The Newcomers

? Impractical TopTenners

Everybody gets horny for no reason. Sexy!

Spongebob pees and poops on thetoptens

Spongebob gets hungry and goes to squidwards house. Then spongebob kills squidward by sticking his hand inside squidwards belly button and rips out his intestine. Then spongebob puts squidwards intestine in a blender and blends the intestine into a goopy liquid called intestine sauce. Then spongebob drinks the sauce and vomits the sauce out and eats it again.

People put gross stuff and now people can’t see the comment that says what actually happens. - lovefrombadlands

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? Borisrule Trapped in Shiki World

It was going to have a potential to be at least halfway decent idea (relating to Shiki ), but it's now Spongebob this, Spongebob that, Spongebob these, and I was like STOP! - BorisRule

Spongebob rubs his penis on sandy until he pees

The trolls have taken over the idea. I have to remake it. - BorisRule

Spongebob kills JPK

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The Contenders

11 Opposite Personalities

My opposite would be a good person.

Damn, I just had to ruin everything. - Puga

I would be a soft-edged but incompetent person who doesn't care about music. - WonkeyDude98

I'd be someone who doesn't wear headphones wherever he went. I also would have no opinion on anything - kempokid

I would be Halsey's smallest fan. - lovefrombadlands

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12 TheTopTens Stranded In Texas

Ah, being in Texas would be nice. - EpicJake

We can meet that Texan dude from the simpsons! - DapperPickle

I live in Texas and I should give you all a tour - TeamRocket747

I love Texas. My favourite U.S. state - BorisRule

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13 New Years Trouble

Everyone celebrates New Years,then Martinglez accadently shoots a firework that hit the British clock,then they turned to wanted criminals,and they survive in wilderness,then one week later everyone forgets about what happened - Nateawesomeness

14 TheTopTens: Fashion Show

Britgirl hosts a fashion show and it goes wrong when fart is played on the radio and women being to sassy with their walks that they break the heel of their shoes and fall off the stage. Britgirl must fix the craziness. - JaysTop10List

I added this one, having a different idea but this one is a great episode - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

I would get eliminated on the first competition because I would come unprepared wearing my pajamas on the runway. The Lazy Song would be playing in the background. - lovefrombadlands

I'll probably be wearing a female wizard outfit, except more badass than some long dress. - FennikenFan9

I'd wear formal British look - BorisRule

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15 MsWiseguy's Revenge

Mswiseguy kidnaps everyone except patrickstar. He must save the other users from the evil mswiseguy - TheKirbyCreeper999

16 TheTopTens: Big Brother

No offense but Andre56 would go out first.

- AnonymousChick

Maybe it could be: Britgirl, Keyson, PositronWildhawk, Angelofdarkness, Kiteretsunu, AnonymousChick, Turkeyasylum, Funnyuser, Garythesnail, Wolftail, Andre56, MoldySock, Britboy, Happyhappyjoyjoy, SevenLizards, and BlueDiamondFromNowhere as house guests.
BigBrotherSucks is the reluctant host.
Puga is the house pet.
Featuring the format of the American BB, with the 2 HoH twist from BB16. - Turkeyasylum

Thanks for putting me on here!

Gamer girl: Big brother is sort of where you put people to live together and the leaders can vote two people out each and there are activities to decide who is leader. Is complicated - AnonymousChick

I'd like to see this. - Wolftail

May I be a official mascot? - BorisRule

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17 Turkeyalysum in a Turkeyalysum

It's about Turkeyalysum in a asylum with Turkeys. Get it? - JaysTop10List

Turkeyasylum is gonna be inside himself? That doesn't make any sense. - cosmo

18 A TheTopTens Christmas Special

Jingle bells! smells! Dora got pushed off a cliff! The TopTenners threw a party and got sued!

The admin is coming to town! He sees if your lists are good! He sees if your lists are bad! He knows if you are a nice or mean user so give him a present for goodness sake! Oh, you better watch out! You better be nice! You gotta make a good list, I'm telling you why. The admin is coming to town! - lovefrombadlands

Britgirl laid an egg... That's quite funny. - Britgirl

Jingle smells! Everyone has stinky smells. We all smell! Stinky smells are everywhere.
Ho Ho Smelly-Ho!
Merry Smellymas!

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19 TheTopTens News

Andre56 makes a news show about TheTopTens but instead of telling the truth he lies about everyone how will the users get in to stop him - simpsondude

Stop hating on him. He's just an actor. He is proud of it. Would you be proud if you were an actor? Probably! Stop being mean to him - AnonymousChick

And I will be the Eminem negativity news reporter - 445956

Or maybe toptensfan writes a news paper and he tells lies about the users he dislikes and all the lies are them to bad things so everyone needs to stop him - NESSquid

I would be the bad reporter who gets fired on the first day cause I change my topic to Halsey! - lovefrombadlands

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20 Danteem Returns from Hacking

If this happens then I'm leaving this website. - nintendofan126

We now present the porn addict, Emo stripper, fat virgin, Nicki Minaj ripoff Metts! - AlphaQ

I hope this never happens... - Therandom

Plot: Admin wakes up from his nap, and goes on TheTopTens to see how everything is doing. He goes on banned users list and sees Danteem has hacked out. Admin vanishes 10 seconds later. Meanwhile, Puga fixes JacksonTop10 and Wildhawk breakfast, but it turns out to be snake heads served with spider legs. Jackson gets grossed out and he and Wildhawk go in the bathroom to barf. When they're there, Puga vanishes, because he got banned. Jackson comes out and looks for Puga, but he isn't seen. Since Wildhawk wasn't done barfing, Jackson also vanishes, and then Wildhawk does too. It cuts to ModernSpongebobSucks and Videogamefan5 posting on Top Tens. They hear that Jackson, admin, Pugs, and Wildhawk vanishes. Modern is shocked when he realizes that Danteem has hacked out. He tells Videogamefan5 to look at what happened, but when he turns back, video also has vanished. Modern hides in his bathroom, but also vanishes. Then, everyone starts vanishing, except Disney1994 who comes back and stops ...more - TeamRocket747

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