The Conquest: Episode 1Turkeyasylum Turkeyasylum: Hello, this is Turkeyasylum, and I am here with my co-host admin to introduce a new reality show called The Conquest! 24 contestants will be sent to live in this abandoned mansion, and try to win $1,000,000!
Admin: Without further adue, her is the cast:
Turkeyasylum: Britgirl, PositronWildhawk, Keyson, Funnyuser, Kiteretsunu, Cazaam, Garythesnail, BlueDiamondFromNowhere, OtakuGamergirl, Simpsondude, SelfDestruct, Britboy, Andre56, TopTensJackson1, SevenLizards, JaysTop10List, Alexcousins, Wolftail, TopTenJackson, Letdot52, Username34, HezarioSeth, SuperHyperdude, and last but not least, CartoonsGirl!
Admin: Welcome to The Conquest!
All: Hello Turkeyasylum and Admin!
Turkeyasylum: Want to know the first challenge?
Andre56: It's about time, I have been waiting here for 2 hours!
Admin: It's simple, a maze to reach the mansion!
Britboy: Where's the maze?
Turkeyasylum: Right behind you.
CartoonsGirl: But we don't even have teams!
Admin: You are racing to determine teams. The first 6 will be team one, and so on and so forth.
Turkeyasylum: Ready, Steady, GO!
(Everyone gets racing)
Meanwhile, at the finish...
Construction worker: Oops! Wrong mansion!
JaysTop10List: I'm finished!
Admin: OK, your team is coming behind you.
(OtakuGamergirl, Letdot52, TopTensJackson1, EpicJake, and CartoonsGirl stand behind him)
Guys, now come up with a team name!
TopTensJackson1: I know! The Breadwinners!
JaysTop10List: You actually like that show?
TopTensJackson1: Nope! I just wanted to see now you would react!
Admin: OK then! Team Breadwinners!
Username34: Here I am with Andre56!
Andre56: So, where's the mansion?
Admin: About that...
Letdot52: Is it too late to switch teams? I have 2 of my best friends on that one.
PositronWildhawk, HezarioSeth, SelfDestruct, and Cazaam: Finally! We're here!
Andre56: Can our team be called Team Didney Worl?
Andre56: It's a meme on the best company ever!
Britgirl: I am here, along with this leach here...
Admin: You're starting a new team!
Britboy: Called Team Britgirl Is Super Hot?
SevenLizards and SuperHyperdude: Guess we are on your team!
Simpsondude and Alexcousins: Looks like us, too!
Keyson: And me?
Admin: Keuson, you start a new team!
Kiteretsunu: Don't worry, you get me!
Garythesnail: And me, too!
Funnyuser: Hi guys! Do you like green raspberries riding unicycles?
BlueDiamondFromNowhere and Wolftail: And us as well?
Garythesnali: What should we call our team?
Funnyuser: Is Team Potato Block fine?
Kiteretsunu: Yes, it is.
Admin: It's official! Everyone is on a team.
Andre56: I asked you where the mansion was!
Admin: We lied. Instead, we have a beat up old 1970's camper for each team! Is that good enough?
Cazaam: Maybe keep your promises next time?
Simpsondude: It's not OK to lie!
Admin: That and Turkeyasylum quitting made this show a lot worse...
EpicJake: So why did he quit?
Admin: I do not know.
Admin: Anyways, here is how this works: The team that wins gets a reward, and the losers kick someone off.
OtakuGamergirl: Sounds simple enough...
Admin: Stay tuned to The Conquest to find out who will win and lose the first challenge! We will be back soon for episode 2 of The Conquest!
Where am I? Am I a tree? Prop guy? Hobo? - Puga
That was great! Love the idea - keycha1n