Best Error Messages for the Website Geschaft

the geschaft website is growing up to 10 million! so if there is a error then i would make this list! so enjoy!
The Top Ten
1 error 404 go away
2 you broke the internet please try again later
3 uh oh! error 404
4 this is the page you are not looking for
5 uh oh looks like the page is not there anymore
6 uh oh looks like a german shepard bite your leg
7 404 this does not exist
8 the page you were looking for does not exist
9 uh oh another 404
10 404 thanks doofus
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