Evil Things Geese Do

The Top Ten
1 Kill Ducklings

I saw a video where a geese scared away the mother and the other ducklings, grabbed one and killed it painfully. I know it's nature but it cruel.

but they do make a great game
GOOSE FOR SMASH!

They are worse than Anton Chigurh!

Hows this not number 1

2 Bite The Canada goose is a large wild goose species with a black head and neck, white cheeks, white under its chin, and a brown body. Native to arctic and temperate regions of North America, its migration occasionally reaches northern Europe.

Once a goose bit my butt...

3 Hiss The Canada goose is a large wild goose species with a black head and neck, white cheeks, white under its chin, and a brown body. Native to arctic and temperate regions of North America, its migration occasionally reaches northern Europe.

Their hisses seriously sound like snakes, and you usually don't even see the goose when it hisses so it's scary.

Lol what a list! One of my favorites now

4 Poop The Canada goose is a large wild goose species with a black head and neck, white cheeks, white under its chin, and a brown body. Native to arctic and temperate regions of North America, its migration occasionally reaches northern Europe.

Their poop is everywhere!

5 Attack The Canada goose is a large wild goose species with a black head and neck, white cheeks, white under its chin, and a brown body. Native to arctic and temperate regions of North America, its migration occasionally reaches northern Europe.
6 Chase The Canada goose is a large wild goose species with a black head and neck, white cheeks, white under its chin, and a brown body. Native to arctic and temperate regions of North America, its migration occasionally reaches northern Europe.
7 Cause Traffic Jams The Canada goose is a large wild goose species with a black head and neck, white cheeks, white under its chin, and a brown body. Native to arctic and temperate regions of North America, its migration occasionally reaches northern Europe.

They go onto roads and just stay there! They aren't even afraid of cars!

8 Honk and Yell The Canada goose is a large wild goose species with a black head and neck, white cheeks, white under its chin, and a brown body. Native to arctic and temperate regions of North America, its migration occasionally reaches northern Europe.

HONK HONK!

-Goose from "Untitled Goose Game"

9 Attack Eagles and Hawks Eagle is the common name for many large birds of prey of the family Accipitridae. Eagles belong to several groups of genera, some of which are closely related. Most of the 60 species of eagle are from Eurasia and Africa. Outside this area, just 14 species can be found - 2 in North America, 9 in Central and South America, and 3 in Australia. Eagles are not a natural group but denote essentially any kind of bird of prey large enough to hunt sizeable (about 50 cm long or more overall) vertebrates. Eagles are also one of America's national symbols.

Really? I've spent a lot of time in the outdoors for more than fifty years. Never seen a goose "attack" an eagle.

Never seen this but it is the other way around. Hawks and eagles could kill geese

10 Ruin Golf Courses The Canada goose is a large wild goose species with a black head and neck, white cheeks, white under its chin, and a brown body. Native to arctic and temperate regions of North America, its migration occasionally reaches northern Europe.
The Contenders
11 Down a Plane
12 Trespass
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