Top Ten Excuses for Being Late to Class That Will Get You Suspended

The Top Ten
The reason I'm late because I don't give a **** if I'm late you stupid *****

I wold never say this to a teacher. But this is funny

About 99.99% of kids in my school would never say that to a teacher. 😂

LMAO So funny

I was giving nerds a swirlie

That is the funniest thing ever

Hey, you missed me!

I was having sex with the principal

Anyone who actually did this was probably desperate.

What if the teacher is the principal's husband/wife?

I didn't add this...

I was doing fun stuff that was more important than class, deal with it stupid
I was in a fist fight with another student


I was trying to buy a bombing plane so I can bomb this school


Because I was spreading rumors about you on instagram

I can't stp laughing

I was writing "school is ****" on the school walls
I was putting a knife in my locker

It was for cake! Hear me out! Sure, the cake looks an awful lot like my classmates, but CAKE! No, don't call 911! Wait! Stop!


But I just wanted to make some food :(

I was signing up to join ISIS
The Contenders
I was getting laid

Every day bruh...

I was going to random classes screaming in their rooms

That is so funny

I’ve actually done this before. Let’s say the result was not as bad as I expected.
~ AlphaQ

I was watching porn

I watch porn on a daily

I was playing Five Nights at Freddy's on my school iPad


I was killing people

Your lessons are worse, though. At least when I kill, it's not slow and painful.

I was busy playing Fortnite

One of my friend's friend actually missed the bus to play Fortnite once. He has a username saying that he missed the bus.

I was too busy dabbing and saying dank memes

Dem Dank memes

Dank shii

I was shagging the maths teacher again
I was destroying your house
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