Top Ten Excuses for Being Late to Class That Will Get You Suspended

The Top Ten
The reason I'm late because I don't give a **** if I'm late you stupid *****

I wold never say this to a teacher. But this is funny

About 99.99% of kids in my school would never say that to a teacher. 😂

LMAO So funny

I was giving nerds a swirlie

That is the funniest thing ever

Hey, you missed me!

I was having sex with the principal

Anyone who actually did this was probably desperate.

What if the teacher is the principal's husband/wife?

I didn't add this...

I was doing fun stuff that was more important than class, deal with it stupid
I was in a fist fight with another student

wired

I was trying to buy a bombing plane so I can bomb this school

awesome

Because I was spreading rumors about you on instagram

I can't stp laughing

I was writing "school is ****" on the school walls
I was putting a knife in my locker

It was for cake! Hear me out! Sure, the cake looks an awful lot like my classmates, but CAKE! No, don't call 911! Wait! Stop!

freaky

But I just wanted to make some food :(

I was signing up to join ISIS
The Contenders
I was getting laid

Every day bruh...

I was going to random classes screaming in their rooms

That is so funny

I’ve actually done this before. Let’s say the result was not as bad as I expected.
~ AlphaQ

I was watching porn

I watch porn on a daily

I was playing Five Nights at Freddy's on my school iPad

what

I was killing people

Your lessons are worse, though. At least when I kill, it's not slow and painful.

I was busy playing Fortnite

One of my friend's friend actually missed the bus to play Fortnite once. He has a username saying that he missed the bus.

I was too busy dabbing and saying dank memes

Dem Dank memes

Dank shii

I was shagging the maths teacher again
I was destroying your house
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