Top Ten Excuses for Being Late to Class That Will Get You Suspended

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The Top Ten

1 The reason I'm late because I don't give a **** if I'm late you stupid *****

About 99.99% of kids in my school would never say that to a teacher. 😂 - RockFashionista

LMAO So funny

2 I was doing fun stuff that was more important than class, deal with it stupid
3 Because I was spreading rumors about you on instagram

I can't stp laughing

4 I was trying to buy a bombing plane so I can bomb this school

awesome

5 I was giving nerds a swirlie

That is the funniest thing ever

Hey, you missed me! - Cyri

6 I was having sex with the principal

Anyone who actually did this was probably desperate. - Skullkid755

I didn't add this... - Nateawesomeness

7 I was in a fist fight with another student

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8 I was writing "school is ****" on the school walls
9 I was putting a knife in my locker

freaky

10 I was getting laid

The Contenders

11 I was going to random classes screaming in their rooms

That is so funny

I’ve actually done this before. Let’s say the result was not as bad as I expected.
~ AlphaQ

12 I was signing up to join ISIS
13 I was playing Five Nights at Freddy's on my school iPad

what

14 I was too busy dabbing and saying dank memes

Dem Dank memes - gamerkitty6274

15 I was watching porn
16 I was killing people
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1. I was getting laid
2. I was having sex with the principal
3. I was in a fist fight with another student
AlphaQ
1. I was having sex with the principal
2. I was doing fun stuff that was more important than class, deal with it stupid
3. I was signing up to join ISIS
iliekpiez
1. The reason I'm late because I don't give a **** if I'm late you stupid *****
2. Because I was spreading rumors about you on instagram
3. I was trying to buy a bombing plane so I can bomb this school
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