Top 10 Excuses for Missing the School Bus
These excuses might be effective or not depending on how you word them... for missing the school bus.The Top Ten
1 I was too busy pretending to care to notice the bus had left
Probably the best one.
2 Because I felt like it what else?
The most sarcastic one (in my opinion).
3 I was told Shrek would kill me if I did
He would shove onions down my throat!
4 I was too slow to make onto the bus in time
Sonic was faster I swear!
5 I tried to get up but the thought of leaving the sheets overwhelmed me so I slept and when I woke up the bus was gone
This one explains it's self lol.
6 I felt too numb to get out of bed
It's scary to think I actually felt this at one point. I wasn't physically numb, just mentally.
So numb, that I couldn't feel my legs there!
7 The "Chocolate guy" from SpongeBob said he would give me chocolate if I didn't go on the bus
8 Keemstar scared the bus off!
He said "Let's get right into the news! " then the bus ran off I swear I'm not lying! (Sarcasm)
9 I overslept
You will get in trouble
10 The bus saw me then disappeared
It just vanished I tell you!
The Contenders
11 I had more important things to do today than go to school
Story of my life right there.
12 Jason Voorhees tipped the bus over and killed everyone. I ran inside to avoid being murdered!
13 The cat scared the bus off!
14 Sonic the Hedgehog was driving the bus
15 The bus driver was drunk
16 I’m too cool for school
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