Top Ten Excuses to Skip School

The Top Ten

1 Headache

2 Stomach Ache

3 No backpack / forgot homework

4 Broken bone

5 Vomiting

6 Cold

7 Coughing / Sore Throat

8 Fever

I went to school with a fever many times...

9 Flu

10 Ebola

I'm sure you'd have a lot more than missing school on your mind if you really got this...

It would suck, but hey, at least you get to miss school!

"Sorry I can't make it to school today, I have ebola! "

The Contenders

11 A relative is really poorly

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