Top Ten Expensive and Useless Things

What are the most usless and expensive things you can actually buy? The prices I could find via my research are mainly in dollars, so that's why they are written in dollars.

The Top Ten

24 Carat Gold Toilet Paper ($1,376,900)

Yeah/yes that costs lots of moneys ($1,376,900 moneys! )

Very Agreed. - pLix33

Why is this even a thing? All you are doing is literally throwing money down the drain. Who is dumb enough to buy that to actually use and not put in some sort of glass cabinet?! - RaineSage

24 carat gold is soft but who the hell would spend that much money

'I Am Rich' App ($999.99)

This should be called the "I got scammed by a useless app" app.

It should called 'i waste my time at money game'

All it really does is display an unchanging picture... It should be called 'Gem Simulator.'

The price is downright stupid. - RaineSage

It should be called I Am An Idiot for purchasing this

Box of Chocolates ($1,500,000)

The real question is: Do they taste any nicer than normal chocolates? Honestly though, these things are packed in a box with a bunch of diamond Jewelery (rings, a massive bracelet etc) as well. I wonder if the price would go down if you actually removed all the precious but useless add ons from the box? I understand the idea of having extras in a box but come on! That's probably half the price! - RaineSage

Rare black diamond encrusted IPhone ($15,000,000)

Why not just get a normal iPhone and save yourself a whole lot of money? A lot of things can be bought with that money you just saved yourself; like something actually worth it. - RaineSage

To be honest, not even a regular-prices iPhone would be worth it.

Diamond Choker Barbie ($302,000)

Don't kids normally grow out of their toys? Wouldn't it be best to get a normal Barbie that it doesn't matter if they grow out of, rather than something that you just wasted all that money on because your kid stopped playing with it? Unless you end up having many kids, though you can't keep somebody playing with it forever. - RaineSage

Is this some type of rare limited addition Barbie for rich people? Anyway, why would you spend this on something that probably won't be used in the next week? I don't know anything about college bills, but I bet this could send their child to college for about 3 years. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Parking Spot ($225,000)

Come on, do I really need to say anything about this one? It is a parking spot in Manhattan you can only use if you spend a ludicrous amount! The only question I have for you is... WHY? Why not simply buy up an entire park and stop there? That's better use for your money! - RaineSage

That is outrageous!
I ate a parking spot with a pink flying hippo flying and pooped a Big Mac at my face and a lamp tree breaks my car with a golf club. - CerealGuy

Diamond Contact Lenses ($15,000)

Diamond Sunglasses would be interesting, but I need very specific glasses with transition lenses to see normally. Even if I had infinite money, I'd turn this down. - PositronWildhawk

Wouldn't these hurt? And won't it be rather creepy walking around with basically neon eyes? - RaineSage

PG Tips Diamond Tea Bag ($14,000)

The most useless thing about this is because tea bags are mainly thrown away afterwards. Not only that, but it is best to 'compost' the food using a food bin or whatnot, and the diamonds prevent you from doing just that.

Also, diamonds are basically fancy rocks. Why would ANYONE want fancy rocks in their tea? What if any of them come off the teabag? That wouldn't taste very nice. - RaineSage

Pen made of Ruby and Diamond ($595,000)

Might seem like a nice thing to take to work or school with you, but what are you going to do if it runs out? Not all pens can be inserted with refills. - RaineSage

What if it gets lost or stolen? In my opinion sometimes ruby and diamond don't look good together so that would just defeat the purpose of you buying it. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Fishing Lures ($1,000,000)


The Contenders

Diamond Studded Hoodie ($10,000)

What the heck are you going to do if you outgrow it? - RaineSage

Too many diamond studs and you'll be unable to move in it, or even put it on, rendering it useless. - PositronWildhawk

It won't even be comfortable. I'm already satisfied with those cheap plastic "Jewels" you get at sewing and crafting stores. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

A Black Diamond Vibrating Dildo ($5,637,048)

The best on the market

Pizza ($1,800)


Baby Morgan Balloon Blanket ($350)
Disney VHS Collection ($15,000+)

Seriously. Look on ebay. These people think that those Disney VHS tapes that you had as a kid is actually worth thousands. They originally sold for $15-$20. They even sell A SINGLE VHS TAPE for that much.

Box of Vintage Diapers ($250)

Why would you even spend that much on a product that you'll eventually throw away?

Super Mario Bros Mint Condition ($100,000)
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