Top 10 Extremely Cynical Titles for Video Games, TV Shows and Movies

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The Top Ten

1 Beaten-To-Death Merchandising Horse (Star Wars)

This is what Star Wars is to me in a nutshell - PerfectImpulseX

2 Baby's First Fantasy VI: Now With All Of The Lame Boring Gameplay And Story Removed In Exchange For Super-Flashy And Radical Mode 7 Graphics, Dude! (Chrono Trigger)

I don't know if I should feel triggered or not. - cjWriter1997

3 Lard-Eating Bronies (My Little Pony)
4 SJW Uterus (Steven Universe)

Oh God. This title is just perfect! The series' fanbases is full of whiny, obnoxious SJWs who can't tell the difference between a real person and a fictional character.

5 Overrated (Undertale)
6 Pokemon Good Idea but Bad Execution (Pokemon Go!)
7 Skylar the Heroin Addict (Sonic the Hedgehog)
8 Disappointing No. 666 (Mighty No.9)
9 Boring and Pretentious Teen Video Diary (As Told by Ginger)
10 One-Dimensional Character (One-Punch Man)

The Contenders

11 This Shouldn't Be Called a Film (A Serbian Film)
12 EmulatorBait (EarthBound)
13 Shameless Koreaboo Bait (Make It Pop)
14 Ubisoft's Greed (Assassin's Creed)
15 Final Nail In Square Enix's Coffin (Final Fantasy XIII)
16 Deviantart Fetish Spies (Totally Spies)
17 Gravion Drei (JŪSŌ Kikō Dancouga Nova)

Because it is the spiritual successor of sorts to Gravion - PerfectImpulseX

18 The Loud Obnoxious Husk of a Show (The Loud House)
19 Deathbattle: The Video Game (M.U.G.E.N.)
20 Arabian nights but with white people (Aladdin)
21 Batfleck v overpowered man: Dawn of What the hell did i just watch? (Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice)
22 Steaming Number Two (Mighty Number Nine)
23 Overrated and Offensive Crime Simulator (Grand Theft Auto)
24 Boring (Monster)
25 The Lying King (The Lion King)
26 The Lying Guard (The Lion Guard)
27 Kingdumb Farts (Kingdom Hearts)
28 The Bad Crossover FanFiction Turned Canon (Kingdom Hearts II)
29 TheHyenasSBE: The TV series (The Lion Guard)
30 All Disney Characters Go To Da Club (House of Mouse)
31 The worst abomination of an animated movie ever (Titanic: The Animated Movie. Although this also can apply to The Magic Voyage as well)

This also applies to The Lion King. At least in my opinion.

Problem?

32 Disney's Balto (The Lion King)
33 The typical cliched animal story (The Lion King)
34 Disney Villain High School Musical (Descendants)
35 The Bad Version of Balto (The Lion King)
36 Yaoi Fanfiction: The Video Game ( Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days)
37 The very forgettable insane over the top Bachelorette party from hell (Rough Night)
38 The Legend of Krystal (Star Fox Adventures)
39 The Barrel Roll Game (Star Fox 64)
40 Nintendo Fighter (Super Smash Bros.)
41 Studio Ghibli Presents Star Fox, but with Cats and Dogs (Solatorobo)
42 Super PlayStation Bros. (PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale)
43 Super Smash Kart (Mario Kart 8)
44 Waifu Simulator (Fire Emblem Fates)
45 Sonic Adventure 3 (Sonic the Hedgehog 2006)
46 Star Fox Emblem (Star Fox Command)
47 Make Sonic Great Again (Sonic Mania)
48 Disney's biggest abomination and most overrated flick of all time (The Lion King)
49 Rare's swan song before going to Microsoft (Star Fox Adventures)

Although I like BOTH their Nintendo AND Microsoft games.

50 Sonic Fan Characters: The Video Game (Sonic Forces)
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Top Remixes

1. Overrated (Undertale)
2. Pokemon Good Idea but Bad Execution (Pokemon Go!)
3. Boring and Pretentious Teen Video Diary (As Told by Ginger)
PerfectImpulseX
1. Baby's First Fantasy VI: Now With All Of The Lame Boring Gameplay And Story Removed In Exchange For Super-Flashy And Radical Mode 7 Graphics, Dude! (Chrono Trigger)
2. Beaten-To-Death Merchandising Horse (Star Wars)
3. SJW Uterus (Steven Universe)
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