Top Ten Facts About Toilets

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The Top Ten

1 The average person spends 3 months of their lifetime sitting on the toilet

Wow. This is an interesting list. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

2 Computer keyboards can carry more than 200 times as much bacteria as a toilet seat
3 There's a toilet themed restaurant in Taiwan, where food is served on miniature toilets

I wouldn't like to go to that restaurant. - funnyuser

I would not want to go there.

I wanna go - Lunala

4 1 billion people still defecate in the open, in the absence of a toilet

Meanwhile in India - SirSkeletorThe3rd

That's sad. #Toiletsforeveryone - BlueTopazIceVanilla

5 Americans spend 5 cents per day by flushing their toilets
6 More people in the world have mobile phones than toilets

And that right there describes our generation. - Minecraftcrazy530

7 The average toilet uses 6 litres [1 gal] of clean water in a single flush
8 Mobile phones have 18 times more bacteria than toilet handles
9 The average office desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet
10 The inhabitants of ancient Rome had a sewer goddess, a toilet god, and a god of excrement

I love ancient mythologies they are cool - Lunala

That makes the Romans sound like perverts… - BlueTopazIceVanilla

The Contenders

11 Circus workers call the toilet a doniker

That name sounds very stupid.

12 There's a solid-gold toilet in Hong Kong that's worth $37 million

I would pay millions of dollars for this "throne" - Lunala

Damn you Squilliam Fancyson! - bobbythebrony

13 Wedding gowns have been made out of toilet paper

It's true!

14 A restaurant in Taiwan serves food in bowls shaped like toilets
15 You can use Gatorade to clean your toilet
16 A Canadian woman rode a motorized toilet up to 46 miles (74 kph) an hour!

Wow! I'd like to try that some day. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

17 In Singapore, people were once fined for not flushing public toilets

That's a dumb law.

18 Competitors race tricked-out portable potties at the annual outhouse races in Nevada, USA
19 There Is a Museum In South Korea Shaped Like a Toilet Bowl
20 The Original Title and Cover Design for Metallica's Debut Album, Kill 'em All, Was Called Metal Up Your A**, With the Cover Featuring a Toilet Bowl With a Hand Clutching a Dagger Emerging from It.
21 A dog will drink out of the toilet because water stays cooler there than in it's bowl
22 There is a see-through aquarium wrapped around a conventional toilet tank called The Fish 'n Flush

I do not wanna change my clothes in front of all those little fishes.

23 Thomas Crapper did not invent the flush toilet
24 Eminem thought of the "Slim Shady" character on the toilet
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1. The average person spends 3 months of their lifetime sitting on the toilet
2. Computer keyboards can carry more than 200 times as much bacteria as a toilet seat
3. There's a toilet themed restaurant in Taiwan, where food is served on miniature toilets
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