Top Ten Fake Facts About Singers

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The Top Ten

1 Niki Minaj's ass size is inversely proportional to her discography quality

"Grand Piano" was amazing...shocking for Nicki Minaj. - DCfnaf

Fake because her Pink Friday album was not bad. - DaisyandRosalina

2 Selena is a whisper-singer

Fake because she is not a singer she is just whispering - DaisyandRosalina

She's not a singer so - DCfnaf

SHE IS A SINGER. STOP HATING.

3 Katy Perry is the new Miley

Fake because Katy made a lot of songs like the 2017 ones. - DaisyandRosalina

It is fake because Katy has always made songs like "Bon Appetit", she just changed her appearance. - DCfnaf

4 Bruno Mars eats Mars

Fake because who knows what he does eat? - DaisyandRosalina

5 The new Miley Cyrus is great and all but she needs to be a twerk skank a few times and twerk twerk twerk in your face

Fake because New Miley is better - DaisyandRosalina

She can't twerk though so...yeah, definitely fake. - DCfnaf

6 Rihanna is the queen of flawlessly beauty

Fake because she is the queen of everything not just that. - DaisyandRosalina

If there's a bigger fan of Rihanna than D&R, please show yourself now. 😆 - DCfnaf

7 Kayne West has talent

Um...a little talent. Nowadays? Nope. - DCfnaf

Fake because he has not of course. - DaisyandRosalina

8 Mariah Carey does great New Year's Eve performances

Fake because they sucks. - DaisyandRosalina

Lol. Who needs Mariah Carey, when we've got all that talent in dear Ariana Grande?

You know, her fans really are idiots. They DEFEND that horrific performance by saying "The music stopped so she had to stop because she needs the music! She still slays! " If she still slays, why does she need the music to keep performing? Adele had the exact same problem happen with her and guess what she does. She KEEPS singing while the music is not playing. THAT is a professional artist. Mariah clearly can't sing anymore.

TL:DR: Mariah is a brat and can't sing anymore, Adele is a professional and keeps slaying without music. - DCfnaf

9 Taylor Swift is the Devil

Are we sure this is fake! Two words: Blank. Space. - DCfnaf

Fake because this is just her Bart Baker's character... or maybe not? - DaisyandRosalina

10 Dahvie Vanity is better than Justin Bieber

To be honest, Dahvie makes Justin look like Freddie Mercury. - Cartoonfan202

What Cartoonfan202 said is correct, Justin Bieber is like Freddie Mercury compared to the talentless rapists that come from the abominable band known as Blood on the Dance Floor. This is definitely fake. - DCfnaf

The Contenders

11 Shawn Mendes is Justin Bieber 2.0

Fake. Because Justin isn't even worthy of kissing Shawn's feet! HAVE. A. SEAT.
Shawn >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Justin

12 You sing better than Britney Spears

I do sing better than Britney Spears, but then again she doesn't sing at all - DCfnaf

Fake because Britney is a lipsyncer and doesn't sing. - DaisyandRosalina

13 Sarah Jessica Parker is a singer
14 Camila Cabello had a racist tweet account

FAKE, because that account was NEVER COMFIRMED. IT WAS NEVER PROVEN REAL. don't BELIEVE WHATEVER TUMBLR OR LIVEJOURNAL SAYS. ITS FAKE

15 Camila Cabello will flop as a solo artist

FAKE. SHELL BE THE NEXT BEYONCE

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