Top Ten Fake Facts About Singers

The Top Ten

1 Niki Minaj's ass size is inversely proportional to her discography quality

This is an amazing list.

"Grand Piano" was amazing...shocking for Nicki Minaj. - DCfnaf

Fake because her Pink Friday album was not bad. - DaisyandRosalina

2 Selena is a whisper-singer

Fake because she is not a singer - AliciaMae

Fake because she is not a singer she is just whispering - DaisyandRosalina

She's not a singer so - DCfnaf


3 Katy Perry is the new Miley

Fake because Katy made a lot of songs like the 2017 ones. - DaisyandRosalina

It is fake because Katy has always made songs like "Bon Appetit", she just changed her appearance. - DCfnaf

4 Bruno Mars eats Mars

Lol. What a pun - BorisRule

I bet he eats pizza.

Fake because who knows what he does eat? - DaisyandRosalina

5 Rihanna is the queen of flawlessly beauty

She's not attractive at all. Nicole Scherzinger is though - 445956

Fake because she is the queen of everything not just that. - DaisyandRosalina

If there's a bigger fan of Rihanna than D&R, please show yourself now. 😆 - DCfnaf

6 The new Miley Cyrus is great and all but she needs to be a twerk skank a few times and twerk twerk twerk in your face

Fake because New Miley is better - DaisyandRosalina

She can't twerk though so...yeah, definitely fake. - DCfnaf

7 Kayne West has talent

Not fake in my opinion, he is damn good. - DCfnaf

Fake because he has not of course. - DaisyandRosalina

That is a true fact though... - 445956

8 Mariah Carey does great New Year's Eve performances

I remember that!

You know, her fans really are idiots. They DEFEND that horrific performance by saying "The music stopped so she had to stop because she needs the music! She still slays! " If she still slays, why does she need the music to keep performing? Adele had the exact same problem happen with her and guess what she does. She KEEPS singing while the music is not playing. THAT is a professional artist. Mariah clearly can't sing anymore.

TL:DR: Mariah is a brat and can't sing anymore, Adele is a professional and keeps slaying without music. - DCfnaf

Fake because they suck. - DaisyandRosalina

Lol. Who needs Mariah Carey, when we've got all that talent in dear Ariana Grande?

9 Taylor Swift is the Devil

Are we sure this is fake! Two words: Blank. Space. - DCfnaf

Fake because this is just her Bart Baker's character... or maybe not? - DaisyandRosalina

I still love her! - Sugarcubecorner

Nah, this is true - 445956

10 Dahvie Vanity is better than Justin Bieber

Hell no! At least Justin Bieber has an okay voice, nothing special, but not unbearable. Dahvie just groans and cannot sing at all, I heard a lot of average people sing better than him, he sounds HORRENDOUS live. At least Justin writes songs appropriate for the demographic he targets, Dahvie writes worse lyrics that are towards UNDERAGE GIRLS with nasty lyrics about sex and violence. And his beats are awful too, poorly produced.

To be honest, Dahvie makes Justin look like Freddie Mercury.

What Cartoonfan202 said is correct, Justin Bieber is like Freddie Mercury compared to the talentless rapists that come from the abominable band known as Blood on the Dance Floor. This is definitely fake. - DCfnaf

The Contenders

11 Sarah Jessica Parker is a singer
12 Shawn Mendes is Justin Bieber 2.0

Fake. Because Justin isn't even worthy of kissing Shawn's feet! HAVE. A. SEAT.
Shawn >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Justin

13 Chris Brown is the new Michael Jackson

Wrong! No one can beat Michael Jackson.

He could have been, but now Bruno Mars has taken that title. Chris Brown is the new Ike Turner more like it - 445956

Never! Chris Brown doesn’t have the charisma Michael Jackson has.

14 Mariah Carey's boobs are 100% natural
15 Chris Brown doesn't use AutoTune, he's just so talented that he can make his voice sound like that

Most perfectly wrong fact because sensibly you would not want to sound like the UBER autotuned Chris Brown voice.

16 Rihanna is talented

Fake, she is REALLY talented - DaisyandRosalina

17 Cardi B is a great rapper
18 You sing better than Britney Spears

I do sing better than Britney Spears, but then again she doesn't sing at all - DCfnaf

Fake because Britney is a lipsyncer and doesn't sing. - DaisyandRosalina

19 Camila Cabello had a racist tweet account


20 Camila Cabello will flop as a solo artist

She’s doing well.


21 Rihanna is a great singer

Fake because she is not great, she is legendary. - DaisyandRosalina

22 Beyoncé is the greatest human to ever touch a mic

No, Halsey is.

23 Justin Bieber is the new king of pop
24 Taylor Swift songs are not boring or generic at all, and are actually very thought provoking and intellectually stimulating

Her songs sound the same, with the most annoying being Shake It Off, Never Getting Back Together, Bad Blood, and every single song on Reputation.

25 Beyoncé is just a beautiful sexy dancer with a moderate amount of singing talent
26 Ariana Grande hates her fans and wished they would die

That doughnut licking thing was just a bad incident. She treats her fans perfectly fine. - 445956

27 Katy Perry sounds amazing live
28 Kendrick Lamar has already surpassed 2Pac
29 Justin Bieber is good
30 Taylor Swift is a talented musician
31 Nicole Scherzinger is still famous
32 Dimash Kudaibergen is not the greatest singer of all time
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