The Top Ten Family Guy Quotes

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21 Lois men aren't fat only fat women are fat- Peter

Sad but true - Cosmic558

22 I'd do her... do her... wouldn't do her.... Whew! who hasn't done her?! ...Lose the pigtails and we'll talk... - Stewie Griffin V 2 Comments
23 NONONONONONO! - Cleveland

Nononononono I can't feel my legs welcome to the party mister oh wait there they are aww

WUT the HAYL?! No no no No no NOO! Haha don't take a bath while Peter is doing his daily shenanigans - MeaganSaysHI

Uh uh I don't get it... (Cleveland Show reference if you were wondering... )

This is just filler.. Zlsdkjf ;ilsr;xmclkv - alexschubert

24 Hey guys, wanna go play some base-(voice drops) ball? Excuse me, I'm gonna go masturbate - When Peter goes through puberty
25 I'm not going to call an ambulance this time because if I do you won't learn anything. - Brian

This was around the time when Brian was used as a more intelligent character to Peter's idiocy. In any case, good stuff.

26 Peter: 'OMG, Brain there's a message in my Alphabits, it says Ooooooooo', Brian : Peter, those are Cherios

This quote is a true reminder of the inner idiot that lies within Peter Griffin

27 Dammit! I'm missing Boy Meets World for this? - Herbert the Pervert
28 Oh I was not aware that you can see the future Lois, can I go ahead and get tomorrow's lottery number. - Peter Griffin
29 Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find... I shall kill you. - Stewie Griffin V 1 Comment
30 I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through. - Quagmire

So wrong but so funny... Quagmire needs is own show

31 I have spoken!!! - Peter Griffin

Laugh out loud this episode makes me chuckle! Es

32 The government is here! Run, E.T.! Run! - Chris
33 What the deuce? - Stewie Griffin

This should definitely have been first. My favourite one in the whole show!

And its on 50?! This and, 'oh harsh, you just got bumped down to coconut mint! '

I agree. This should be in the top 5!

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34 I'm going to turn you into poo! - Chris
35 A degenerate, am I? Well, you are a festisio! See? I can make up words too, sister. - Peter to rehab counselor
36 I can't eat this it'll go straight to my vagina. That what girls worrie about right? Having big vaginas?- Stewie

This just crosses so many lines on so many levels, it is just art!

37 Oh God, It's everywhere.... It's even in my racoon wounds! - Peter Griffin

After Peter get knocked over in a portable toilet.

This should be way higher on the list

38 That was 'Me Farting by Chopin?' (Stewie after accidentally farting while playing the French horn)

Saw this last night for the first time - I was still laughing about it this morning!

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39 PFFFF.... ahhhhhhh PFFF..... ahhhh PFFF.... ahhhh PFFFFF... ahhhh - Peter/Lois while falling and hurting knee/breast

Funniest moment in Family Guy

Why is this not higher?

40 Is this about Meg's cervical cancer? - Peter Griffin
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Top Remixes (11)

1. The life of the wife is ended by the knife. - Stewie Griffin
2. Her fists are so dangerous she's not allowed to be a lesbian. - Brian Griffin
3. Eh, you're overreacting Lois and you can't spell overreacting without ovary... 'cause you're a girl. - Peter
1. Giggity giggity giggity - Quagmire
2. Because you touch yourself at night - Museum tour guide to a child Peter Griffin after asking why the dinosaurs died
3. No Quagmire, we're not esupposed to! - Peter
1. You'd better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A Pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert. - Peter Griffin
2. Mum mum mum mum mummy mummy mummy mummy Lois........ Hi- Stewie
3. Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah... Lois, this is not my Batman glass. - Peter Griffin

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