The Top Ten Family Guy Quotes
The Contenders: Page 2
About diere jackson the female boxer, definitely one of the funniestV 1 Comment
Reminds me of my husband and his friends. Peter griffin is my husbands alter ego for sure. I can relate to this show far too often.V 1 Comment
Sad but true - Cosmic558
Nononononono I can't feel my legs welcome to the party mister oh wait there they are aww
WUT the HAYL?! No no no No no NOO! Haha don't take a bath while Peter is doing his daily shenanigans - MeaganSaysHI
Uh uh I don't get it... (Cleveland Show reference if you were wondering... )
This is just filler.. Zlsdkjf ;ilsr;xmclkv - alexschubert
This quote is a true reminder of the inner idiot that lies within Peter Griffin
So wrong but so funny... Quagmire needs is own show
This should definitely have been first. My favourite one in the whole show!
And its on 50?! This and, 'oh harsh, you just got bumped down to coconut mint! '
I agree. This should be in the top 5!V 1 Comment
Laugh out loud this episode makes me chuckle! Es
Saw this last night for the first time - I was still laughing about it this morning!V 1 Comment
This just crosses so many lines on so many levels, it is just art!
After Peter get knocked over in a portable toilet.
This should be way higher on the list
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Top Remixes (11)
2. Her fists are so dangerous she's not allowed to be a lesbian. - Brian Griffin
3. Eh, you're overreacting Lois and you can't spell overreacting without ovary... 'cause you're a girl. - Peter
2. Because you touch yourself at night - Museum tour guide to a child Peter Griffin after asking why the dinosaurs died
3. No Quagmire, we're not esupposed to! - Peter
2. Mum mum mum mum mummy mummy mummy mummy Lois........ Hi- Stewie
3. Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah... Lois, this is not my Batman glass. - Peter Griffin
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