The Top Ten Family Guy Quotes

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21 Her fists are so dangerous she's not allowed to be a lesbian. - Brian Griffin

About diere jackson the female boxer, definitely one of the funniest

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22 All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you die. - Peter Griffin
23 No Quagmire, we're not esupposed to! - Peter

Reminds me of my husband and his friends. Peter griffin is my husbands alter ego for sure. I can relate to this show far too often.

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24 Hey guys, wanna go play some base-(voice drops) ball? Excuse me, I'm gonna go masturbate - When Peter goes through puberty
25 Lois men aren't fat only fat women are fat- Peter

Sad but true - Cosmic558

26 NONONONONONO! - Cleveland

Nononononono I can't feel my legs welcome to the party mister oh wait there they are aww

WUT the HAYL?! No no no No no NOO! Haha don't take a bath while Peter is doing his daily shenanigans - MeaganSaysHI

Uh uh I don't get it... (Cleveland Show reference if you were wondering... )

This is just filler.. Zlsdkjf ;ilsr;xmclkv - alexschubert

27 Peter: 'OMG, Brain there's a message in my Alphabits, it says Ooooooooo', Brian : Peter, those are Cherios

This quote is a true reminder of the inner idiot that lies within Peter Griffin

28 Dammit! I'm missing Boy Meets World for this? - Herbert the Pervert
29 Oh I was not aware that you can see the future Lois, can I go ahead and get tomorrow's lottery number. - Peter Griffin
30 Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find... I shall kill you. - Stewie Griffin V 1 Comment
31 I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through. - Quagmire

So wrong but so funny... Quagmire needs is own show

32 What the deuce? - Stewie Griffin

This should definitely have been first. My favourite one in the whole show!

And its on 50?! This and, 'oh harsh, you just got bumped down to coconut mint! '

I agree. This should be in the top 5!

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33 I have spoken!!! - Peter Griffin

Laugh out loud this episode makes me chuckle! Es

34 The government is here! Run, E.T.! Run! - Chris
35 I'm going to turn you into poo! - Chris
36 That was 'Me Farting by Chopin?' (Stewie after accidentally farting while playing the French horn)

Saw this last night for the first time - I was still laughing about it this morning!

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37 PFFFF.... ahhhhhhh PFFF..... ahhhh PFFF.... ahhhh PFFFFF... ahhhh - Peter/Lois while falling and hurting knee/breast V 1 Comment
38 A degenerate, am I? Well, you are a festisio! See? I can make up words too, sister. - Peter to rehab counselor
39 I can't eat this it'll go straight to my vagina. That what girls worrie about right? Having big vaginas?- Stewie

This just crosses so many lines on so many levels, it is just art!

40 Oh God, It's everywhere.... It's even in my racoon wounds! - Peter Griffin

After Peter get knocked over in a portable toilet.

This should be way higher on the list

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Top Remixes (11)

1. The life of the wife is ended by the knife. - Stewie Griffin
2. Her fists are so dangerous she's not allowed to be a lesbian. - Brian Griffin
3. Eh, you're overreacting Lois and you can't spell overreacting without ovary... 'cause you're a girl. - Peter
1. Giggity giggity giggity - Quagmire
2. Because you touch yourself at night - Museum tour guide to a child Peter Griffin after asking why the dinosaurs died
3. No Quagmire, we're not esupposed to! - Peter
1. Giggity giggity giggity - Quagmire
2. Mum mum mum mum mummy mummy mummy mummy Lois........ Hi- Stewie
3. Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah... Lois, this is not my Batman glass. - Peter Griffin

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