The Top Ten Family Guy Quotes
The Contenders: Page 3
My day just went from alright to fantastic, how he comes up with this stuff
This is by far the best quote could have used this line so many times
This one is true
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This was suppose to be number one.. I love this, and the face stewie makes when he says it.. Haha
Most definitely one of my favorite episodes ever!
This was one of the best family guy moments ever, when peter goes feral and meg "saves" him
Oh my god peter has nevr been that immature has he? Who'd he say it to anyway
Should be number one comes up in every family guy conversation I've ever had
Say this all the time should be higher up... Along with saying stroke stroke stroke
Funniest Family Guy quote ever. Makes me laugh whenever I hear it and hear Hebert's lisp
Sound's like somthing id say
This is funny no matter what show it's from - Game of Thrones even!
Pure humor and idiotic behavior by Stewie. He's smarter than that, but that's what makes him so darn funny.
Funniest thing I've ever heard!!! - Jeheffiner
I did that once and I forgot math too.
This one has bee on t-shirts and more. This should have been one of the top 10!
ha!!! i couldn't stop laughing!!! - pishposh11
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Top Remixes (11)
2. Her fists are so dangerous she's not allowed to be a lesbian. - Brian Griffin
3. Eh, you're overreacting Lois and you can't spell overreacting without ovary... 'cause you're a girl. - Peter
2. Because you touch yourself at night - Museum tour guide to a child Peter Griffin after asking why the dinosaurs died
3. No Quagmire, we're not esupposed to! - Peter
2. Mum mum mum mum mummy mummy mummy mummy Lois........ Hi- Stewie
3. Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah... Lois, this is not my Batman glass. - Peter Griffin
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