The Top Ten Family Guy QuotesThe best one liners from the most irreverant show on network television. Only because it is animated do the writers get away with all the stuff they do.
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I couldn't stop laughing when I heard this
Oh my god peter has nevr been that immature has he? Who'd he say it to anyway
My day just went from alright to fantastic, how he comes up with this stuff
This is by far the best quote could have used this line so many times
This one is true
LOL SAVAGE!V 4 Comments
This was one of the best family guy moments ever, when peter goes feral and meg "saves" him
This was suppose to be number one.. I love this, and the face stewie makes when he says it.. Haha
Most definitely one of my favorite episodes ever!
Pure humor and idiotic behavior by Stewie. He's smarter than that, but that's what makes him so darn funny.
Should be number one comes up in every family guy conversation I've ever had
Say this all the time should be higher up... Along with saying stroke stroke stroke
Funniest Family Guy quote ever. Makes me laugh whenever I hear it and hear Hebert's lisp
Sound's like somthing id say
This is funny no matter what show it's from - Game of Thrones even!
Funniest thing I've ever heard!!! - Jeheffiner
I did that once and I forgot math too.
This one has bee on t-shirts and more. This should have been one of the top 10!
I love this one I recorded and evn rrpeated it
ha!!! i couldn't stop laughing!!! - pishposh11
Brain? Who's this in Family Guy?
Why is this one so low
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Top Remixes (11)
2. Her fists are so dangerous she's not allowed to be a lesbian. - Brian Griffin
3. Eh, you're overreacting Lois and you can't spell overreacting without ovary... 'cause you're a girl. - Peter
2. Because you touch yourself at night - Museum tour guide to a child Peter Griffin after asking why the dinosaurs died
3. No Quagmire, we're not esupposed to! - Peter
2. Mum mum mum mum mummy mummy mummy mummy Lois........ Hi- Stewie
3. Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah... Lois, this is not my Batman glass. - Peter Griffin
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