The Top Ten Family Guy Quotes
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This is the best scene ever, Brian slept with Quagmire's dad after he had a sex change. Quagmire then beats up Brian and tells him to lie on the floor and die. Brian then comes to the door says the line and slams the door.
Best scene of all time in the show!
Should be first it's an amazing quote haha I love stewie he's got to be my favourite character by far
I love Stewie everything he says is pure gold. This is one of his best ever. That when he calls Lois a million times just to say hi. Family Guy is the best.
Come on this is a classic... One of the best! Laugh out loud
Coo whip is so funny with him it could be someone dieing and then mentioning coo whip and I would die laughing
I love this one so much. Cool whipV 1 Comment
Everyone expected him to say.. so hungry I could "EAT" a horse. Seth is just making a joke to show you how stupid Chris really is. He does this kind of stuff all the time. You much not be an avid watcher.
What Does that mean when Chris says I'm so hungry I could ride a horse?
Chris was just confused on the saying.
Afterward he says he doesn't know how that would help, but figures he could possibly ride it to the store.
I say this a lot - theOpinionatedOne
Couldn't belive it stewie is one in a million I love him really wish he was realV 1 Comment
Peter says this after Dr. Hartman calls him fat. I laughed for ages after I saw this.V 1 Comment
I've been watching or listening to that ridiculous Bob Ross show for eons (it puts me to sleep). This was so perfect because I always thought of that guy as a serial killer beneath that calm exterior.V 2 Comments
You yes have my shirt!
I thought that was utterly stupid and highlighted how far the writers were stretching for material.
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2. Her fists are so dangerous she's not allowed to be a lesbian. - Brian Griffin
3. Eh, you're overreacting Lois and you can't spell overreacting without ovary... 'cause you're a girl. - Peter
2. Because you touch yourself at night - Museum tour guide to a child Peter Griffin after asking why the dinosaurs died
3. No Quagmire, we're not esupposed to! - Peter
2. Mum mum mum mum mummy mummy mummy mummy Lois........ Hi- Stewie
3. Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah... Lois, this is not my Batman glass. - Peter Griffin
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