Top 10 Family Guy Songs

The Top Ten

1 Freakin' FCC

come on there is no comparison

"I can think of several places they should've stuck it first" -Stewie

This song preaches the truth.

Just so great

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2 The Bird Is the Word

The Bird is the Word! Don't you know, about the bird, well Peter will tell you about the bird!

B-bird's the word! Hilarious! Should be number 1 - easily! Looks slightly crazy but who cares? Great Family Guy moment!

This is family guy's second theme song. THIS IS THEIR TRADEMARK. While the FCC Song is brilliant. I feel that this is just a really funny parody which reminded everyone what a great song that Surfin' Bird is. You can't think Surfin' Bird without thinking of Family Guy and thinking of Peter dancing and singing to that amazing song. Also, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD

And every bugger knows! To vote this quote..

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3 A Bag of Weed Song

I love this song, dunno about an ACTUAL bag o' weed but I still love this song and its catchy tune, VOTE WEED! Come on, it's classic Stew & Bri time. - marlo

This ones is the top all the other ones are so annoying, I've watch episode 420 10 times today that's how awesome that song is bird the word is ok but kinda annoying after awhile but I still like both

Love this song... Every time I listen to it I get it stuck in my head laugh out loud

great song

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4 Shiboopi

Haha I cracked up when I first heard this and I still do. - lukestheman4

Because the hole song got me singing and dancing right the way through. It is very catchy and fun. I also like give up the toad, bag of weed and road to Rhode Island but this one is the best.

Such a catchy song you might say compulsive. Gotta love it oh yea! :-)

It just sounds so good

5 Can't Touch Me

If they can make a list of best you can't touch this parodies, I hope this is number 1.

This and annoying orange u can't squash this are the best u can't touch this spoofs

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6 All I Really Want for Christmas

This has to be my favorite Christmas song. I don't care if it's not considered a "classic" in society, it's a classic with me.


Too many to choose from but this is the best! - sryanbruen

This one is hilarious. - maarilynmaanson

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7 Road to Rhode Island

I love this song so much! It's so catchy, and Brian and Stewie's voices are so amazing!

It has a really classic heart warming sound

It sounds like a Frank Sinatra Song! - beatles5

This or the ptv song

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8 Down Syndrome Girl

Stewie's singing voice is just amazing! I love how he just bashes on Chris the whole song. It was classic, and completely Stewie. The hilarious tap dancing was also cool as well.

I thing it should be higher up, because it is just an amazing song but I'm glad that it at least made it into the top ten.

Oh my gosh this song is so catchy and Stewie's voice is so amazing! It was so classy and just all around Stewie!

So well written!

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9 Mr. Booze

This is a true song! I wish everybody lived by this song and next they have to make a song called Mr. Cigar! - sryanbruen

I love this one. It is so true. I don't drink alcohol much. They should of put it 4th or 5th.

It's a great song and very funny. The gospel feel is amazing.

Best song ever

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10 Give Up the Toad Now

This one I like because it has the same tune from the song in grease. How does seth macfarlane and the others that made family guy come up with these amazing songs.

I love this song, so much, and bed up singing it with my older brother, A LOT

The Contenders

11 Theme Song

I like it

12 It's a Wonderful Day For Pie

Best Disney song ever!

This one was so good and deserves to be much higher. - maarilynmaanson

I love this song, it gives Family Guy a Disney twist.

Just listened to it like 10 times in a row... Love it

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13 You Have AIDS

I love this song because it really expresses the true nature of Famliy Guy, which is to make you laugh as many times as possible each show. What would normally seem as a crude insensitive song in the actual world is just perfect for the hilarious animated world of Family Guy

The song got stuck in my head, and anytime I hear the song on the show, I break out in laughter.

Funniest song they have - nolananderson

"You have AIDS!
Yes you have AIDS!
I hate to tell you boy but you have AIDS,
you've got the AIDS!
You might caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here,
or maybe it's that unprotected sex that you hear!
It isn't clear,
but what we can say is that
You have AIDS!
Yes you have AIDS!
Not HIV but full blown AIDS!...
Be sure that you see, you don't have HIVs...
Not HIV but really full blown AIDS!
I'm sorry I wish I was singing about less serious,
You've got the AIDS! "
Just beautiful. - GreninjaGuy

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14 Who Else But Quagmire
15 Christmastime Is Killing Us

This song is catchy and unique with its dark setting deserves to be higher

great song

This was lit. - maarilynmaanson

love it.

16 This House Is Freakin' Sweet

This one rocks. - maarilynmaanson

Used to pass lots of gas, Lois ran away. Now we've got 30 rooms. Hello beans, goodbye spray!


17 Butter On a Pop-Tart

Only issue I have is that this song was not longer

I love this song to funny

So Unclever than the others, just like the episode itself

It's so good!

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18 Don't Stop Believing

Peter is America's next top model! - D-Ballin-lakers

19 Stewie Everything I Do I Do It

This should be in the top 10. I love this one. Stewies voice is classic and the pictures in the music video are random but funny

This one should be on a cd

20 Ding Fries Are Done

This and Iraq Lobster. I could listen to them nonstop for a whole month and still be content.

I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THIS. - maarilynmaanson

21 My Drunken Irish Dad

This song is really a great, classic Family Guy moment.

It just tops in my opinion
Seriously if any one disagrees than shut up

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22 You've Got a Lot to See

Come on! How was this not on the list already? It won awards, for gods sake! And Brian sounds amazing singing it.

Best song by brian griffin


23 Stewies' Banjo Song


Brilliant. The best song there is. Should be a uk number 1

24 Iraq Lobster

Death to America and butter sauce

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25 Never Gonna Give You Up
26 The Rose

Best tops great song

27 I Need a Jew

This one is the very best in my opinion, the sheer brilliance of this song smashes through all the competition, the lyrics are clever and catchy and the orchestral music is simply beautiful.

28 My Black Son

This one is by far the funniest and the best.

This is so funny. My dad and me love it.

29 Prom Night Dumpster Baby

This should be number 1

How is this not number 1

I LOVE THIS ONE! - theOpinionatedOne

30 Stewie sings Peanut Butter Jelly Song
31 Rock Lobster

Someone alredy had that

32 You and I Are so Awfully Different

Really good Brian and Stewie song

33 Evil Monkey Song
34 Noble Indian Chief
35 Gonna Buy Me a Rainbow
36 Cowboy Gay Sex

Super awesome! Everyone needs to here this song, I will be doing my part to be sure the world listens to it!

It's called "Cowboy Butt Sex (Sodomy)" - theOpinionatedOne

37 I've Got James Woods

I just heard this song!

38 Republican Town

I'm not a Republican (I'm the farthest thing from), and I love this song.

Rush Limbaugh and Brian Griffin singing a duet. Yes.

39 Stewie sings Rocket Man
40 Beethoven by the Four Peters
41 Road to Europe
42 Fingernails for Cash

This song was damn funny. Why would those people use our fingernails to build a fort?

43 Thank the Whites

So much banters

44 I've Got a Little List
45 The Choomba Woomba Song
46 Poop Before My Anus Bleeds

Lol, this song was funny.

47 Bryan Sings Peanut Butter Jelly Song
48 For the Longest Time
49 G-chord
50 What America Means To Me
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1. Butter On a Pop-Tart
2. Theme Song
3. A Bag of Weed Song
1. A Bag of Weed Song
2. All I Really Want for Christmas
3. Shiboopi
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2. Freakin' FCC
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