Top 10 Family Guy Songs

The Top Ten

1 Freakin' FCC

With the fellas at the ' FCC

There's no negotiation

This song is just amazing!


2 The Bird Is the Word

Its ok but its not original

Peter Griffin is a sore loser! Cancel Family Guy!

The Bird is the Word! Don't you know, about the bird, well Peter will tell you about the bird!

B-bird's the word! Hilarious! Should be number 1 - easily! Looks slightly crazy but who cares? Great Family Guy moment!

3 A Bag of Weed Song


I love this song, dunno about an ACTUAL bag o' weed but I still love this song and its catchy tune, VOTE WEED! Come on, it's classic Stew & Bri time. - marlo

This ones is the top all the other ones are so annoying, I've watch episode 420 10 times today that's how awesome that song is bird the word is ok but kinda annoying after awhile but I still like both


4 Shiboopi

This song's music was borrowed from a musical I forgot which one

Haha I cracked up when I first heard this and I still do. - lukestheman4

Because the hole song got me singing and dancing right the way through. It is very catchy and fun. I also like give up the toad, bag of weed and road to Rhode Island but this one is the best.

Such a catchy song you might say compulsive. Gotta love it oh yea! :-)

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5 Can't Touch Me

Great song!

If they can make a list of best you can't touch this parodies, I hope this is number 1.

I like this song. It is funny

This and annoying orange u can't squash this are the best u can't touch this spoofs

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6 All I Really Want for Christmas

This has to be my favorite Christmas song. I don't care if it's not considered a "classic" in society, it's a classic with me.


Too many to choose from but this is the best! - sryanbruen

Awesome song best song ever

7 Down Syndrome Girl

Should be #1 without a doubt

One of the funniest songs in the show. - KalloFox34

Stewie's singing voice is just amazing! I love how he just bashes on Chris the whole song. It was classic, and completely Stewie. The hilarious tap dancing was also cool as well.

I thing it should be higher up, because it is just an amazing song but I'm glad that it at least made it into the top ten.

8 Mr. Booze

My favorite.

This is a true song! I wish everybody lived by this song and next they have to make a song called Mr. Cigar! - sryanbruen

Best song ever

I love this one. It is so true. I don't drink alcohol much. They should of put it 4th or 5th.

9 Road to Rhode Island

This or the ptv song

I love this song so much! It's so catchy, and Brian and Stewie's voices are so amazing!

It has a really classic heart warming sound

It sounds like a Frank Sinatra Song! - beatles5

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10 Theme Song

Hated it!

I like it

The Contenders

11 Give Up the Toad Now

This one I like because it has the same tune from the song in grease. How does seth macfarlane and the others that made family guy come up with these amazing songs.

I love this song, so much, and bed up singing it with my older brother, A LOT

It's original. sure it's set to the tune of a 50s song untill you compair them. family guy ussually sets its song to the tune of another song but this is an acception

12 You Have AIDS

Possibly the funniest song to sing to your friends before they go to the doctors.

I love this song because it really expresses the true nature of Famliy Guy, which is to make you laugh as many times as possible each show. What would normally seem as a crude insensitive song in the actual world is just perfect for the hilarious animated world of Family Guy

The song got stuck in my head, and anytime I hear the song on the show, I break out in laughter.

Funniest song they have - nolananderson

13 It's a Wonderful Day For Pie

Best Disney song ever!

This one was so good and deserves to be much higher. - maarilynmaanson

I love this song, it gives Family Guy a Disney twist.

My favorite song ever

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14 Ding Fries Are Done

This and Iraq Lobster. I could listen to them nonstop for a whole month and still be content.

I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THIS. - maarilynmaanson

15 Butter On a Pop-Tart

So catchy it was my ringtone for ages

Only issue I have is that this song was not longer

I love this song to funny

So Unclever than the others, just like the episode itself

16 Christmastime Is Killing Us

This song is catchy and unique with its dark setting deserves to be higher

great song

love it.

This was lit. - maarilynmaanson

17 This House Is Freakin' Sweet

This one rocks. - maarilynmaanson

Used to pass lots of gas, Lois ran away. Now we've got 30 rooms. Hello beans, goodbye spray!


18 My Drunken Irish Dad

This song is really a great, classic Family Guy moment.

#2 after b-birds the word

It just tops in my opinion
Seriously if any one disagrees than shut up

19 Don't Stop Believing

Peter is America's next top model! - D-Ballin-lakers

20 Stewie Everything I Do I Do It

I lIke it like that

This should be in the top 10. I love this one. Stewies voice is classic and the pictures in the music video are random but funny

This one should be on a cd

21 You've Got a Lot to See

Amazing melody, orchestration and lyrics

Best ever it won awards. It's a very sad episode. Calld Brian wallows and Peters swallows

Should be number one, closely followed by All I want for Christmas. Amazing songs both.

Its beautiful

22 You and I Are so Awfully Different

Really good Brian and Stewie song

23 Iraq Lobster

Death to America and butter sauce

Death to America and butter sauce
Don't boil me I'm still alive
Iraq Lobster
Iraq Lobster

24 Who Else But Quagmire
25 The Rose

Best tops great song

26 Stewies' Banjo Song


Brilliant. The best song there is. Should be a uk number 1

27 Prom Night Dumpster Baby

This should be number 1

How is this not number 1

I LOVE THIS ONE! - theOpinionatedOne

28 My Black Son

This one is by far the funniest and the best.

This is so funny. My dad and me love it.

29 Stewie sings Peanut Butter Jelly Song

I like Brian's version a lot better. But I still like Stewie.

30 Rock Lobster

Someone alredy had that

31 I Need a Jew

This one is the very best in my opinion, the sheer brilliance of this song smashes through all the competition, the lyrics are clever and catchy and the orchestral music is simply beautiful.

32 Never Gonna Give You Up
33 Cowboy Gay Sex

It great

Super awesome! Everyone needs to here this song, I will be doing my part to be sure the world listens to it!

It's called "Cowboy Butt Sex (Sodomy)" - theOpinionatedOne

34 Evil Monkey Song
35 Gonna Buy Me a Rainbow
36 Noble Indian Chief
37 Republican Town

Set to the tune of a wonderful song. (the company way)

I'm not a Republican (I'm the farthest thing from), and I love this song.

Rush Limbaugh and Brian Griffin singing a duet. Yes.

38 G-chord

Just funny! "When Brian comes in... "

39 Thank the Whites

The best family guy song

So much banters

40 Stewie sings Rocket Man
41 I've Got a Little List
42 The Choomba Woomba Song
43 Poop Before My Anus Bleeds

' hilarious!

Lol, this song was funny.

44 Beethoven by the Four Peters
45 Road to Europe
46 Fingernails for Cash

This song was damn funny. Why would those people use our fingernails to build a fort?

47 Good Morning
48 Africa
49 Bryan Sings Peanut Butter Jelly Song
50 For the Longest Time
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2. Theme Song
3. A Bag of Weed Song
1. Freakin' FCC
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