Top 10 Family Guy Songs

The Top Ten

1 Freakin' FCC

come on there is no comparison

"I can think of several places they should've stuck it first" -Stewie

This song preaches the truth.

There's no negotiation

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2 The Bird Is the Word

The Bird is the Word! Don't you know, about the bird, well Peter will tell you about the bird!

B-bird's the word! Hilarious! Should be number 1 - easily! Looks slightly crazy but who cares? Great Family Guy moment!

This is family guy's second theme song. THIS IS THEIR TRADEMARK. While the FCC Song is brilliant. I feel that this is just a really funny parody which reminded everyone what a great song that Surfin' Bird is. You can't think Surfin' Bird without thinking of Family Guy and thinking of Peter dancing and singing to that amazing song. Also, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD

Peter Griffin is a sore loser! Cancel Family Guy!

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3 A Bag of Weed Song

I love this song, dunno about an ACTUAL bag o' weed but I still love this song and its catchy tune, VOTE WEED! Come on, it's classic Stew & Bri time. - marlo

This ones is the top all the other ones are so annoying, I've watch episode 420 10 times today that's how awesome that song is bird the word is ok but kinda annoying after awhile but I still like both

Love this song... Every time I listen to it I get it stuck in my head laugh out loud


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4 Shiboopi

Haha I cracked up when I first heard this and I still do. - lukestheman4

Because the hole song got me singing and dancing right the way through. It is very catchy and fun. I also like give up the toad, bag of weed and road to Rhode Island but this one is the best.

Such a catchy song you might say compulsive. Gotta love it oh yea! :-)

It just sounds so good

5 Can't Touch Me

If they can make a list of best you can't touch this parodies, I hope this is number 1.

I like this song. It is funny

This and annoying orange u can't squash this are the best u can't touch this spoofs

Cop:hey that's against the law your commin with me
Peter:eh eh eh... can't touch me, can't touch me

JJ Just like the bad guy, from lethal weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue
I can write graffiti, even j-walk in the street
I can riot,loot, not give a hoot
And touch your sisters teet
can't TOUCH ME! can't TOUCH ME!

Mayor Adam West: What in gods name is he doing?
can't TOUCH ME!
Cleaveland: I believe that's the worm

Peter: Stop! Peter time! I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
Light a fire, then pee it out
don't like it, kiss my rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump

I'm presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot
Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot
I've been around the world, from Hartford to Bakbay
Its Peter go Peter I'm mac Peter yo Peter
Let's see Regis rap this way can't TOUCH ME!
Except for ...more

6 All I Really Want for Christmas

This has to be my favorite Christmas song. I don't care if it's not considered a "classic" in society, it's a classic with me.


Too many to choose from but this is the best! - sryanbruen

This one is hilarious. - maarilynmaanson

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7 Down Syndrome Girl

Stewie's singing voice is just amazing! I love how he just bashes on Chris the whole song. It was classic, and completely Stewie. The hilarious tap dancing was also cool as well.

I thing it should be higher up, because it is just an amazing song but I'm glad that it at least made it into the top ten.

Oh my gosh this song is so catchy and Stewie's voice is so amazing! It was so classy and just all around Stewie!

One of the funniest songs in the show. - KalloFox34

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8 Road to Rhode Island

I love this song so much! It's so catchy, and Brian and Stewie's voices are so amazing!

It has a really classic heart warming sound

It sounds like a Frank Sinatra Song! - beatles5

This or the ptv song

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9 Mr. Booze

This is a true song! I wish everybody lived by this song and next they have to make a song called Mr. Cigar! - sryanbruen

I love this one. It is so true. I don't drink alcohol much. They should of put it 4th or 5th.

It's a great song and very funny. The gospel feel is amazing.

My favorite.

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10 Theme Song

I like it

Hated it!

The Contenders

11 Give Up the Toad Now

This one I like because it has the same tune from the song in grease. How does seth macfarlane and the others that made family guy come up with these amazing songs.

I love this song, so much, and bed up singing it with my older brother, A LOT

It's original. sure it's set to the tune of a 50s song untill you compair them. family guy ussually sets its song to the tune of another song but this is an acception

12 It's a Wonderful Day For Pie

Best Disney song ever!

This one was so good and deserves to be much higher. - maarilynmaanson

I love this song, it gives Family Guy a Disney twist.

Just listened to it like 10 times in a row... Love it

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13 You Have AIDS

I love this song because it really expresses the true nature of Famliy Guy, which is to make you laugh as many times as possible each show. What would normally seem as a crude insensitive song in the actual world is just perfect for the hilarious animated world of Family Guy

The song got stuck in my head, and anytime I hear the song on the show, I break out in laughter.

Funniest song they have - nolananderson

"You have AIDS!
Yes you have AIDS!
I hate to tell you boy but you have AIDS,
you've got the AIDS!
You might caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here,
or maybe it's that unprotected sex that you hear!
It isn't clear,
but what we can say is that
You have AIDS!
Yes you have AIDS!
Not HIV but full blown AIDS!...
Be sure that you see, you don't have HIVs...
Not HIV but really full blown AIDS!
I'm sorry I wish I was singing about less serious,
You've got the AIDS! "
Just beautiful. - GreninjaGuy

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14 Ding Fries Are Done

This and Iraq Lobster. I could listen to them nonstop for a whole month and still be content.

I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THIS. - maarilynmaanson

15 Christmastime Is Killing Us

This song is catchy and unique with its dark setting deserves to be higher

great song

love it.

This was lit. - maarilynmaanson

16 Butter On a Pop-Tart

Only issue I have is that this song was not longer

I love this song to funny

So Unclever than the others, just like the episode itself

So catchy it was my ringtone for ages

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17 This House Is Freakin' Sweet

This one rocks. - maarilynmaanson

Used to pass lots of gas, Lois ran away. Now we've got 30 rooms. Hello beans, goodbye spray!


18 Don't Stop Believing

Peter is America's next top model! - D-Ballin-lakers

19 My Drunken Irish Dad

This song is really a great, classic Family Guy moment.

#2 after b-birds the word

It just tops in my opinion
Seriously if any one disagrees than shut up

20 Stewie Everything I Do I Do It

This should be in the top 10. I love this one. Stewies voice is classic and the pictures in the music video are random but funny

I lIke it like that

This one should be on a cd

21 You've Got a Lot to See

Come on! How was this not on the list already? It won awards, for gods sake! And Brian sounds amazing singing it.

Should be number one, closely followed by All I want for Christmas. Amazing songs both.

Best song by brian griffin

Best ever it won awards. It's a very sad episode. Calld Brian wallows and Peters swallows

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22 You and I Are so Awfully Different

Really good Brian and Stewie song

23 Iraq Lobster

Death to America and butter sauce

Death to America and butter sauce
Don't boil me I'm still alive
Iraq Lobster
Iraq Lobster

24 Who Else But Quagmire
25 Stewies' Banjo Song


Brilliant. The best song there is. Should be a uk number 1

26 The Rose

Best tops great song

27 Prom Night Dumpster Baby

This should be number 1

How is this not number 1

I LOVE THIS ONE! - theOpinionatedOne

28 My Black Son

This one is by far the funniest and the best.

This is so funny. My dad and me love it.

29 Stewie sings Peanut Butter Jelly Song

I like Brian's version a lot better. But I still like Stewie.

30 Rock Lobster

Someone alredy had that

31 I Need a Jew

This one is the very best in my opinion, the sheer brilliance of this song smashes through all the competition, the lyrics are clever and catchy and the orchestral music is simply beautiful.

32 Never Gonna Give You Up
33 Evil Monkey Song
34 Noble Indian Chief
35 Gonna Buy Me a Rainbow
36 Republican Town

I'm not a Republican (I'm the farthest thing from), and I love this song.

Set to the tune of a wonderful song. (the company way)

Rush Limbaugh and Brian Griffin singing a duet. Yes.

37 Cowboy Gay Sex

Super awesome! Everyone needs to here this song, I will be doing my part to be sure the world listens to it!

It's called "Cowboy Butt Sex (Sodomy)" - theOpinionatedOne

38 Stewie sings Rocket Man
39 G-chord

Just funny! "When Brian comes in... "

40 Beethoven by the Four Peters
41 Road to Europe
42 Fingernails for Cash

This song was damn funny. Why would those people use our fingernails to build a fort?

43 Good Morning
44 Thank the Whites

So much banters

45 I've Got a Little List
46 The Choomba Woomba Song
47 Poop Before My Anus Bleeds

Lol, this song was funny.

48 Africa
49 Bryan Sings Peanut Butter Jelly Song
50 For the Longest Time
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Top Remixes (18)

1. Butter On a Pop-Tart
2. Theme Song
3. A Bag of Weed Song
1. Freakin' FCC
2. Down Syndrome Girl
3. A Bag of Weed Song
1. A Bag of Weed Song
2. All I Really Want for Christmas
3. Shiboopi

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