Top 10 Family Guy Songs
The Top Ten
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"I can think of several places they should've stuck it first" -Stewie
This song preaches the truth.
There's no negotiationV 9 Comments
The Bird is the Word! Don't you know, about the bird, well Peter will tell you about the bird!
B-bird's the word! Hilarious! Should be number 1 - easily! Looks slightly crazy but who cares? Great Family Guy moment!
This is family guy's second theme song. THIS IS THEIR TRADEMARK. While the FCC Song is brilliant. I feel that this is just a really funny parody which reminded everyone what a great song that Surfin' Bird is. You can't think Surfin' Bird without thinking of Family Guy and thinking of Peter dancing and singing to that amazing song. Also, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD
Peter Griffin is a sore loser! Cancel Family Guy!V 11 Comments
I love this song, dunno about an ACTUAL bag o' weed but I still love this song and its catchy tune, VOTE WEED! Come on, it's classic Stew & Bri time. - marlo
This ones is the top all the other ones are so annoying, I've watch episode 420 10 times today that's how awesome that song is bird the word is ok but kinda annoying after awhile but I still like both
Love this song... Every time I listen to it I get it stuck in my head laugh out loud
CatchyV 12 Comments
Haha I cracked up when I first heard this and I still do. - lukestheman4
Because the hole song got me singing and dancing right the way through. It is very catchy and fun. I also like give up the toad, bag of weed and road to Rhode Island but this one is the best.
Such a catchy song you might say compulsive. Gotta love it oh yea! :-)
It just sounds so good
If they can make a list of best you can't touch this parodies, I hope this is number 1.
I like this song. It is funny
This and annoying orange u can't squash this are the best u can't touch this spoofs
Cop:hey that's against the law your commin with me
Peter:eh eh eh... can't touch me, can't touch me
JJ Just like the bad guy, from lethal weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue
I can write graffiti, even j-walk in the street
I can riot,loot, not give a hoot
And touch your sisters teet
can't TOUCH ME! can't TOUCH ME!
Mayor Adam West: What in gods name is he doing?
can't TOUCH ME!
Cleaveland: I believe that's the worm
Peter: Stop! Peter time! I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
Light a fire, then pee it out
don't like it, kiss my rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
can't TOUCH ME YEA DO THE PETER GRIFFIN BUMP can't TOUCH ME
I'm presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot
Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot
I've been around the world, from Hartford to Bakbay
Its Peter go Peter I'm mac Peter yo Peter
Let's see Regis rap this way can't TOUCH ME!
Except for ...more
This has to be my favorite Christmas song. I don't care if it's not considered a "classic" in society, it's a classic with me.
BEST SONG EVER ALL YEAR ROUND
Too many to choose from but this is the best! - sryanbruen
This one is hilarious. - maarilynmaansonV 2 Comments
Stewie's singing voice is just amazing! I love how he just bashes on Chris the whole song. It was classic, and completely Stewie. The hilarious tap dancing was also cool as well.
I thing it should be higher up, because it is just an amazing song but I'm glad that it at least made it into the top ten.
Oh my gosh this song is so catchy and Stewie's voice is so amazing! It was so classy and just all around Stewie!
One of the funniest songs in the show. - KalloFox34V 7 Comments
I love this song so much! It's so catchy, and Brian and Stewie's voices are so amazing!
It has a really classic heart warming sound
It sounds like a Frank Sinatra Song! - beatles5
This or the ptv songV 1 Comment
This is a true song! I wish everybody lived by this song and next they have to make a song called Mr. Cigar! - sryanbruen
I love this one. It is so true. I don't drink alcohol much. They should of put it 4th or 5th.
It's a great song and very funny. The gospel feel is amazing.
My favorite.V 3 Comments
I like it
This one I like because it has the same tune from the song in grease. How does seth macfarlane and the others that made family guy come up with these amazing songs.
I love this song, so much, and bed up singing it with my older brother, A LOT
It's original. sure it's set to the tune of a 50s song untill you compair them. family guy ussually sets its song to the tune of another song but this is an acception
Best Disney song ever!
This one was so good and deserves to be much higher. - maarilynmaanson
I love this song, it gives Family Guy a Disney twist.
Just listened to it like 10 times in a row... Love itV 1 Comment
I love this song because it really expresses the true nature of Famliy Guy, which is to make you laugh as many times as possible each show. What would normally seem as a crude insensitive song in the actual world is just perfect for the hilarious animated world of Family Guy
The song got stuck in my head, and anytime I hear the song on the show, I break out in laughter.
Funniest song they have - nolananderson
"You have AIDS!
Yes you have AIDS!
I hate to tell you boy but you have AIDS,
you've got the AIDS!
You might caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here,
or maybe it's that unprotected sex that you hear!
It isn't clear,
but what we can say is that
You have AIDS!
Yes you have AIDS!
Not HIV but full blown AIDS!...
Be sure that you see, you don't have HIVs...
BUT FULL BLOWN AIDS!
Not HIV but really full blown AIDS!
I'm sorry I wish I was singing about less serious,
BUT IT'S AIDS!
You've got the AIDS! "
Just beautiful. - GreninjaGuy
This and Iraq Lobster. I could listen to them nonstop for a whole month and still be content.
I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THIS. - maarilynmaanson
This song is catchy and unique with its dark setting deserves to be higher
This was lit. - maarilynmaanson
Only issue I have is that this song was not longer
I love this song to funny
So Unclever than the others, just like the episode itself
So catchy it was my ringtone for agesV 3 Comments
This one rocks. - maarilynmaanson
Used to pass lots of gas, Lois ran away. Now we've got 30 rooms. Hello beans, goodbye spray!
Peter is America's next top model! - D-Ballin-lakers
This song is really a great, classic Family Guy moment.
#2 after b-birds the word
It just tops in my opinion
Seriously if any one disagrees than shut up
This should be in the top 10. I love this one. Stewies voice is classic and the pictures in the music video are random but funny
I lIke it like that
This one should be on a cd
Come on! How was this not on the list already? It won awards, for gods sake! And Brian sounds amazing singing it.
Should be number one, closely followed by All I want for Christmas. Amazing songs both.
Best song by brian griffin
Best ever it won awards. It's a very sad episode. Calld Brian wallows and Peters swallowsV 2 Comments
Really good Brian and Stewie song
Death to America and butter sauce
Death to America and butter sauce
Don't boil me I'm still alive
I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!
Brilliant. The best song there is. Should be a uk number 1
Best tops great song
This should be number 1
How is this not number 1
I LOVE THIS ONE! - theOpinionatedOne
This one is by far the funniest and the best.
This is so funny. My dad and me love it.
I like Brian's version a lot better. But I still like Stewie.
Someone alredy had that
This one is the very best in my opinion, the sheer brilliance of this song smashes through all the competition, the lyrics are clever and catchy and the orchestral music is simply beautiful.
I'm not a Republican (I'm the farthest thing from), and I love this song.
Set to the tune of a wonderful song. (the company way)
Rush Limbaugh and Brian Griffin singing a duet. Yes.
Super awesome! Everyone needs to here this song, I will be doing my part to be sure the world listens to it!
It's called "Cowboy Butt Sex (Sodomy)" - theOpinionatedOne
Just funny! "When Brian comes in... "
This song was damn funny. Why would those people use our fingernails to build a fort?
So much banters
Lol, this song was funny.
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