Top 10 Family Guy Running Gags

The Top Ten
1 Chicken Fights

This gag sees Ernie the Giant Chicken show up in the middle of a random scene involving Peter. The two then engage in a long (and very entertaining) fight, which Peter always ends up winning, afterwhich Ernie, who is seemingly dead, wakes up, foreshadowing their next encounter.

It's only funny the first few times.

2 "Shut up, Meg!"

Meg being generally abused by everyone around her in general is probably the longest running gag. In the newer seasons she does at least stand up for herself sometimes

Meg Griffin is often the butt of the joke on the show and the rest of the Griffin family often tell her to shut up, ignore her, fart on her or do anything to humiliate her.

Peter is so mean to her

3 Cleveland's Bathtub

A gag in which the front of Cleveland Brown's house is destroyed while the character is taking a bath, which steadily tilts and slides off onto the ground below.

This happens a lot

4 Brian's Writing Career

The entire point of this gag is that Brian is a crappy writer. Brian can be seen trying to write a book in a Starbucks, being undecisive about the title of his book, thinking about what kind of plot he wants or being teased by the Griffins.

It's almost never funny.

5 Cool Whip
6 Quagmire's ''Giggity!''

Quagmire often says "Giggity" when he's aroused by the sight of a beautiful woman, and "Giggity giggity goo!" when he's really aroused. This gag was used very creatively over the years.

This has been a constant throughout the series even his children say it.

Quagmire is the best part of the show for me. Too bad they toned him down.

7 Conway Twitty

This is honestly an annoying one.

8 Kool-Aid Man

This gag is one of Family Guy's most diversed as it as almost never been used the same way twice. The initial incarnation of this gag saw a courtroom progressively go "Oh, no!" inciting the iconic Kool-Aid Man to break through the wall and say "Oh yeah!".

9 Stewie Trying to Kill Lois

This gag isn't used anymore in the newer seasons, but in the first few seasons, Stewie was always conceiving complex plans in order to see his mom meet her demise.

10 Bird is the Word

Peter Griffin is a huge fan of the song "Surfin' Bird" by The Trashmen and every time this song starts playing, Peter dances similarly to how the singer dances in the song's music video.

Classic gag, the episode about it was hilarious.

The Newcomers

? Stewie's “What the Deuce?”
The Contenders
11 Roadhouse

A gag which usually sees Peter kicking someone, or something, and then say "Roadhouse!" which is a reference to the movie of the same name.

12 Evil Monkey

This gag involves an evil looking monkey coming out of Chris' closet.

13 Quagmire Hates Brian

Random and unfunny.

14 Consuela's ''No... No...''
15 Peter's Barbershop Quartet
16 Eddie the Live Studio Ostrich
17 Peter Owning Weird and Expensive Vehicles
18 Peter Hurts His Knee

Meh, that one is way too long. Peter always spends 1 full minute grabbing his knee.

This one always kills me

19 Ollie Williams
20 Vern and Johnny
21 Buzz Killington
22 Peter Farts on Meg
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