Top Ten Famous Movie Lines Altered In a Hilarious Manner

If writers were on drugs, not really but a possibility if they had
The Top Ten
1 Don't let me go Jack... seriously, I have something on me for you and you don't want that to get washed away now do you.
2 Houston, we have a problem... I forgot my Batman snuggie
3 You'll always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow... messing with your wife.
4 I see dead people... not really, they're just people dressed as zombies scaring kids
5 I am your father...'s cousin's friend's secret agent's dog's best friend's nerd's space dude

Makes me think of Spaceballs. I am your father's nephew's cousin's son's former roommate. - PositronWildhawk

6 Life is like a box of chocolates. The weird parts might be s***.
7 We're gonna need a bigger boat... Noah and his animals are here
8 I'll be back... to get something for lunch
9 You shall not pass... unless you've got some ID on you

Well, that's harsh. Classes haven't started yet, - PositronWildhawk

10 Wanna know how I got these scars? Don't ask, it's rather embarrassing.
The Contenders
11 Paint me like one of your French girls... you know, the one that beat me up once
12 Round up the usual suspects… for a jolly old game of lawn bowling!

Their sentence would pass much more pleasantly. - PositronWildhawk

13 No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dye... it pink...
14 You shall not pass!... Your history test
15 Run Forest, run... are you there yet?
16 Why so serious? This is a joke list!
17 Do not talk about fight club... without your parent's guideline

Put that on the Blu-Ray cover. - PositronWildhawk

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