Top Ten Fates for Lisa Simpson

Lisa can be really annoying, here are some punishments for her.
The Top Ten
1 Have Homer actually strangle her instead of Bart.

Homer: Why you little...
(Proceeds to strangle Lisa, only to be stopped by Marge)
Marge: No, Homer. Your hands are too big.
Marge: Why you little... (Proceeds to strangle Lisa)
Homer: (Shocked in disbelief that Marge is a better strangler)
Lisa: (Strangling noises)
Bart: Ay caramba!
Maggie: (Thinking: Hope that never happens to me; Guess I'll be quiet then.)

-Wonderful and marvellous! Though it would be much fairer if Marge actually strangle her instead.
Marge/Homer: Why you little...!
Lisa: (Being strangled)
Bart: (Shocked in disbelief)

This would be a great moment of joy. Getting tired of Bart getting strangled.

Lisa :"Women are eual to men - treat me like a boy"
Homer :"Why you little..." (strangeles her)

2 Have Kaa hypnotise and eat her

Before you ask, no I, the creator of this list, don’t HATE Lisa just find her annoying. And I love Kaa so I thought he would be perfect to teach her a lesson.

3 Have the Pink elephants from Dumbo scare her to death (literally)
4 Send her to Pleasure Island from Pinocchio so the Coachman can turn her into a donkey.

Lisa shall never come back...as Lisa!

5 Have the Headless Horseman from The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr Toad chop her head off.
6 Have her captured in a Pokeball and killed in a Pokemon Battle (by a Seviper)
7 Send her to Jumanji and let her get trampled by rhinoceroses.
8 Send her to prison

There's been episodes where Homer, Marge, and Bart have all ended up in jail, perhaps it's Lisa's turn now. I think there should be an episode where Lisa is arrested and sentenced to life in prison, where she experiences the toughest life yet; her head is shaved bald, she has to go about barefooted or wear sandals, and wear chains every single day. Is that a harsh enough punishment or what?

9 Have the Teletubbies turn themselves into flesh eating monsters and devour her.

Okay, now I really want to see this.

10 Give her to the child catcher
The Contenders
11 Give her the naughty girl personality back
12 Let Donald Duck go ballistic and kill her with an axe.

Like in the scene from Fun and Fancy Free where Donald tries to kill the cow.

13 Let  Warrior Cats claw her off a cliff.

My favorite one since I love warriors ! Even though I sorta like her, she is annoying as frick sometimes! ~maddie

14 An episode she is forced to eat meat
15 Let Mayor Quimby kick her out of Springfield
16 Loan debt
17 Fewer Lisa episodes
18 Put her in the stocks for 1 hour

Is 1 hour enough, or should it be longer?

19 Turn her into stone
20 Push her into a pit full of snakes
21 Have Captain Hook lock her in the Boo-Box
22 Make her wear handcuffs for the next twenty years
23 Have her get lost at sea with the shark from Jaws swimming nearby
24 Have her abducted by aliens
25 Send her to Afghanistan
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