Top Ten Father Ted Quotes

The Top Ten

1 Drink, Feck, Arse, Girls - Jack Hackett

2 Go on have a cup, go on, go on - Mrs Doyle

3 Now Concentrate Dougal, these are small, but those are far away - Ted Crilly

It's best when your Physics teacher uses it in basic astronomy. Yes, mine did that.

4 Don't call me Len you little prick! I'm a bishop - Bishop Brennan

5 I Love my brick! - Jack Hackett

6 There's lots of ways to praise god isn't there, like the time you told me to praise god by just leaving the room! - Dougal Mcguire

The only reason I'd ever become a religious priest is so I can pull stunts like this.

7 There's nothing that can't be solved with a little "you know what" in the head department - Mrs Doyle

8 I'm a happy camper - Jack Hackett

9 It's like a big tide of jam coming towards us, but jam made out of old women - Dougal Mcguire

10 That would be an ecumenical matter - Ted Crilly/Jack Hackett

The Contenders

11 Maybe I like the misery! - Mrs Doyle

12 Nuns, nuns, reverse, reverse! - Jack Hackett

13 Dougal, how did you become a priest? Was it, collect twelve crisp packets and become a priest? - Ted Crilly

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