Favorite Patrick Star Quotes

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21 I thought the Corps would help me straighten out my life, sir!
22 "Oh yeah? Well which street said that? Was it you?!" (attacks the street)
23 "FINLAND!"

I'm From Finland(I Also Speak English) And I Found This Hilarious

Patrick's best quote is the best country! - Brobusky

I didn't understand why he said that but it was funny

ARE YOU OK PATRICK

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24 Spongebob:"Patrick I don't think wumbo is a real word".Patrick:"C'mon You know I wumbo,You Wumbo,He,She,Me,wumbo(While squidward talks Patrick is saying)Wumboing,Wilhem B. Wumbo,Wumbowama(Squidward stops)Wumbology,The study of wumbo,its first grade Sponge

Love this one :)
Love Patrick Star too, he;'s just do funny and... Stupid, in a good way :D

So random it's funny

Squidward: "I wonder if a fall from this height is enough to kill me". - Catacorn

Genius

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25 "Patrick, your genius is showing!" "Where?"
26 (Bubble elephant floating) Ahahaha it's a giraffe!

I watched this when I was 7 and I remember how much I laughed so hard

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27 "RECTANGLES!!!" (Spongebob: "Not just any retangles, candy bars!")

I always say this when I want a basketball player to miss a free throw. - OhioStateBuckeyes

Just amazing! I use this quote all the time!

28 (To fire hydrant) "Are you squidward... that's ok take your time"
29 The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

I wonder if Patrick knows the definition of enigma...

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30 "Are you out of your mind? We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking here, we stole a balloon, and they're gonna lock us up forever!" V 1 Comment
31 Where's the leak ma'am?
32 Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee

In my honest opinion this is one of the funniest quotes ever

Now for Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U! Patrick Leedles the Competition! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

33 You took my only food, now I'm gonna starve!
34 I'm the strangler? Oh, I should've known! I gotta turn myself in!
35 Man Ray: I Found This Id In This Wallet, And If That's The Case This Must Be Your Wallet. Patrick: That Makes Sense To Me. Man Ray: Then Take It. Patrick:
36 Spongebob, You Can't Always Expect My Usual Brand Of Stupidity. I Like To Mix It Up, Keep You On Your Toes.

No, no, NO! This does NOT belong on this list!

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37 Liar, Liar, Plants for Hire!

How was this not on here? - Turkeyasylum

SpongeBob: It's "pants on fire", Patrick.
Patrick: Well, you would know... liar.

38 Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are. V 3 Comments
39 Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.

It was so funny of how Patrick got stuck up inside a trombone. - Catacorn

40 Firmly grasp it!

How could no one comment on this?!? This is like one of his most well known qoutes and it's also really funny

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1. "I can't see my forehead."
2. (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!"
3. "It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. One day he was sooooooo ugly everyone died.
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1. Is mayonnaise an instrument?
2. "It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. One day he was sooooooo ugly everyone died.
3. "We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!"
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1. (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!"
2. Sandy: Don't you have to go be stupid somewhere else? Patrick: Not until four.
3. Squidward: "Patrick, just how stupid ARE you?" Patrick: "It varies"
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