Favorite Patrick Star Quotes

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21 "Who you calling a pinhead -.-"

Who you calling pinhead? I know, Justin Bieber. - lizard302

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22 Spongebob:"Patrick I don't think wumbo is a real word".Patrick:"C'mon You know I wumbo,You Wumbo,He,She,Me,wumbo(While squidward talks Patrick is saying)Wumboing,Wilhem B. Wumbo,Wumbowama(Squidward stops)Wumbology,The study of wumbo,its first grade Sponge

Love this one :)
Love Patrick Star too, he;'s just do funny and... Stupid, in a good way :D

So random it's funny

Squidward: "I wonder if a fall from this height is enough to kill me". - Catacorn

Genius

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23 "Patrick, your genius is showing!" "Where?"
24 Are you squidward... that's ok take your time
25 (To fire hydrant) "Are you squidward... thats ok take your time"
26 (Bubble elephant floating) Ahahaha it's a giraffe!

I watched this when I was 7 and I remember how much I laughed so hard

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27 "RECTANGLES!!!" (Spongebob: "Not just any retangles, candy bars!")

I always say this when I want a basketball player to miss a free throw. - OhioStateBuckeyes

Just amazing! I use this quote all the time!

28 Where's the leak ma'am?
29 The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

I wonder if Patrick knows the definition of enigma...

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30 Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee

In my honest opinion this is one of the funniest quotes ever

Now for Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U! Patrick Leedles the Competition! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

31 "Are you out of your mind? We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking here, we stole a balloon, and they're gonna lock us up forever!" V 1 Comment
32 You took my only food, now I'm gonna starve!
33 I'm the strangler? Oh, I should've known! I gotta turn myself in!
34 Man Ray: I Found This Id In This Wallet, And If That's The Case This Must Be Your Wallet. Patrick: That Makes Sense To Me. Man Ray: Then Take It. Patrick:
35 Spongebob, You Can't Always Expect My Usual Brand Of Stupidity. I Like To Mix It Up, Keep You On Your Toes.

No, no, NO! This does NOT belong on this list!

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36 Liar, Liar, Plants for Hire!

How was this not on here? - Turkeyasylum

37 Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.

It was so funny of how Patrick got stuck up inside a trombone. - Catacorn

38 Firmly grasp it!

How could no one comment on this?!? This is like one of his most well known qoutes and it's also really funny

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39 Spongebob: Hey free ice cream! Patrick: Oh Boy! (spongbob running to the free ice cream) (Patrick is looking at skulls) Patrick: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, SPONGEBOB!!! (spongebob looks back) Patrick: MAKE MINE A CHOCOLATE!!
40 Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are. V 3 Comments
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1. "I can't see my forehead."
2. (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!"
3. "It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. One day he was sooooooo ugly everyone died.
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1. Squidward: "Patrick, just how stupid ARE you?" Patrick: "It varies"
2. "Ohhh, the food is in the can!"
3. "I can't see my forehead."
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1. "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
2. (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!"
3. "It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. One day he was sooooooo ugly everyone died.
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