Favorite Patrick Star Quotes


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21 I can't even tell the bathrooms apart!

From Rock Bottom, my favorite Season 1 episode. - sketchysteve

22 "Oh yeah? Well which street said that? Was it you?!" (attacks the street)
23 Are you squidward... that's ok take your time
24 I thought the Corps would help me straighten out my life, sir!
25 Can't see my forehead.
26 Spongebob:"Patrick I don't think wumbo is a real word".Patrick:"C'mon You know I wumbo,You Wumbo,He,She,Me,wumbo(While squidward talks Patrick is saying)Wumboing,Wilhem B. Wumbo,Wumbowama(Squidward stops)Wumbology,The study of wumbo,its first grade Sponge

Love this one :)
Love Patrick Star too, he;'s just do funny and... Stupid, in a good way :D

So random it's funny

Squidward: "I wonder if a fall from this height is enough to kill me". - Catacorn


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27 "Patrick, your genius is showing!" "Where?"
28 (Bubble elephant floating) Ahahaha it's a giraffe!

I watched this when I was 7 and I remember how much I laughed so hard

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29 Nobody! Not even… Squidward's house.
30 "RECTANGLES!!!" (Spongebob: "Not just any retangles, candy bars!")

I always say this when I want a basketball player to miss a free throw. - OhioStateBuckeyes

Just amazing! I use this quote all the time!

31 (To fire hydrant) "Are you squidward... that's ok take your time"
32 The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

I wonder if Patrick knows the definition of enigma...

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33 Where's the leak ma'am?
34 Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee

In my honest opinion this is one of the funniest quotes ever

Now for Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U! Patrick Leedles the Competition! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

35 No! My name's not Rick!!!

One of the funniest parts of "The Fry Cook Games."

36 "Are you out of your mind? We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking here, we stole a balloon, and they're gonna lock us up forever!"

Lol, this made me laugh so hard

37 Man Ray: I Found This Id In This Wallet, And If That's The Case This Must Be Your Wallet. Patrick: That Makes Sense To Me. Man Ray: Then Take It. Patrick:
38 You took my only food, now I'm gonna starve!
39 I'm the strangler? Oh, I should've known! I gotta turn myself in!
40 Liar, Liar, Plants for Hire!

How was this not on here? - Turkeyasylum

SpongeBob: It's "pants on fire", Patrick.
Patrick: Well, you would know... liar.

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1. "I can't see my forehead."
2. (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!"
3. "It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. One day he was sooooooo ugly everyone died.
1. Spongebob: Hey free ice cream! Patrick: Oh Boy! (spongbob running to the free ice cream) (Patrick is looking at skulls) Patrick: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, SPONGEBOB!!! (spongebob looks back) Patrick: MAKE MINE A CHOCOLATE!!
2. "East? I thought you said Weast!"
3. Can't see my forehead.
1. Is mayonnaise an instrument?
2. "It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. One day he was sooooooo ugly everyone died.
3. "We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!"

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