Top Ten Favourite Ways to Die In Minecraft

Steve:Oh no my diamonds fell into lava!
Walks into lava to find diamonds - randomminecrafter

Put lead on post jump off a cliff - randomminecrafter

Forget how to swim and drown - randomminecrafter

Accidentally spawn a wither with no weapon or armour - randomminecrafter

Jump off a tree and miss the water - randomminecrafter

Alex:There's a creeper behind you
Steve:No there isn't
Creeper explodes Alex and Steve die - randomminecrafter

Alex:Steve there's a creeper in the porch
Steve:no there's not I'm sure
Steve gos to the porch creeper explodes and the house is
Broken

Throw a potion of poison at yourself - randomminecrafter

Flipping a lever that fires an arrow that triggers a tripwire that pushes a slime block that launches the arrow into a button that activates a piston that pushes a villager that lures a zombie into luring an iron golem over a pressure plate that launches a cat that scares a creeper into a fire that kills the creeper who drops some gunpowder into a stream that pushes it into a portal that slides the gunpowder over some ice and over a pressure plate that activates a piston that updates a block which updates a floating line of gravel that falls and updates a LONG line of gravel that drops a skeleton that lures a wolf into a portal that sends the wolf in front of a sheep that lures the wolf over a tripwire that removes a water block that suffocates a squid that drops an ink sac into a hopper that feeds a chest that activates a comparator which activates a piston that pushes a witch off a pressure plate that pulls into a piston that pulls a line of slime blocks that pulls a stone block ...more