Top Ten Favourite Ways to Die In MinecraftThese are my favourite ways to die in Minecraft. What are yours
Noob:Yay a hot tub
Walks into lava
Who wood do that!?
-me be 5
-got pirated minecraft from friends
-goofed around in world settings
-make lava lakes everywhere
-thinking they do stuff,i jumped in one
"I love hot tubs! " -jumps in-
Steve:Oh no my diamonds fell into lava!
Walks into lava to find diamonds
Enderman chases you
You fall off of the end
Put lead on post jump off a cliff
Forget how to swim and drown
Accidentally spawn a wither with no weapon or armour
Jump off a tree and miss the water
Alex:There's a creeper behind you
Steve:No there isn't
Creeper explodes Alex and Steve die
Alex:Steve there's a creeper in the porch
Steve:no there's not I'm sure
Steve gos to the porch creeper explodes and the house is
Dig up and suffocate in sand
Once I dig up when I'm mineing lava falls on me
Why are u talking in every one of the comment sections?
Throw a potion of poison at yourself
Flipping a lever that fires an arrow that triggers a tripwire that pushes a slime block that launches the arrow into a button that activates a piston that pushes a villager that lures a zombie into luring an iron golem over a pressure plate that launches a cat that scares a creeper into a fire that kills the creeper who drops some gunpowder into a stream that pushes it into a portal that slides the gunpowder over some ice and over a pressure plate that activates a piston that updates a block which updates a floating line of gravel that falls and updates a LONG line of gravel that drops a skeleton that lures a wolf into a portal that sends the wolf in front of a sheep that lures the wolf over a tripwire that removes a water block that suffocates a squid that drops an ink sac into a hopper that feeds a chest that activates a comparator which activates a piston that pushes a witch off a pressure plate that pulls into a piston that pulls a line of slime blocks that pulls a stone block ...more
-Me playing Minecraft-
Me: It's... SO... ADORABLE!
Noob Steve: Hey! It's a dragon! I'll ride it like the dragon movie!
*dragon kills you*
Noob Steve: Oh come on! At least I am friends with a umm... floating squid
*ghasts killed you..*
Noob Steve: Damn it! At least I have a troller friend but I don't what's a troller... I'll just go inside his house...
*arrows go flying and kills poor noob steve by troll with the help of dispensers*
For some reason I think that people how die like this are total. Noobs.
Lava plus noobs equals dead noobs
TNT cannon that kills me and not you.