Females In the Mario Series You Want to Punch In the Face

The Top Ten

1 Peach

You want to save her in 8 worlds! Once the quest is done, she offers you another world to die on. She's ditsy and selfish. She gives mario a slice of cake on only one game. To hell with her damn screams! The new females like Rosalina and Toadette have a lot more maturity. What a shame! On Peach's own game, she cries instead of flies! She has temper tantrums over a small goomba. She even kicks Koopas shell off! Mario would have killed him. The levels in super princess peach are stupid especially because the ds is small and hard to use. Nintendo thought Peach deserves the spotlight! Look how that turned out. I want to punch her.

In Mario and Luigi Dream Team ( and a lot of other Mario games) is it just me, or in the beginning she tried to get kidnapped on purpose? And she's always saying to everyone randomly " I'm fine, and thank you for thinking about me" in the middle of any sentence that's not about her!

Please get rid of Princess Peach, Nintendo! She is nothing decent. She has horrible blonde hair, and she can't kick at all!

Why would anyone want to punch the sweet princess of The Mushroom Kingdom? - Videogamesgal

2 Pink Gold Peach Pink Gold Peach is a character who debuts in Mario Kart 8, where she appears as an unlockable playable character.

How can Pink Gold Peach, Beldam, and Wendy be lower than Vivian and Dixie Kong? First, Wendy ruined the T.V. series. Second, Beldam is a great villain, but still a jerk. Third, Pink Gold Peach, Metal Mario, and the 5 babies being playable in Mario Kart 8 drove me crazy I sent like 5 or more hate letters to Nintendo! I was hoping they would add someone great like King Boo, King Bob-Omb, Honey Queen, Dry Bones, Kamek, Dixie Kong, Funky Kong, Nabbit, or Diddy Kong, but NO, they gave us Pink Gold Peach, Metal Mario, and 5 babies! Pink Gold Peach was just an exploitive Peach recolor that hasn't been referenced anywhere. PLEASE, PINK GOLD PEACH, WENDY, AND BELDAM DESERVE THE HIGHEST RANKING, NOT VIVIAN, PEACH, DIXIE KONG, BIRDO, OR EVEN DAISY!

She's made out of gold. It's gonna hurt if you do it.

Why was therePink Gold Peach instead of a new version of Daisy?

Princess Peach's reception was mostly positive. ):(

Princess Daisy's reception was mostly mixed. :l

Even Rosalina's reception was mostly positive. :D

Takes away classic characters like honey queen, nabbit, kamek, vivian, diddy kong, dixie kong, dry bones, and king boo to add this alternative form of a character that hasn't been referenced anywhere. Pink Gold Peach deserves the top spot, not dixie kong, peach, baby peach, vivian, or even daisy!

3 Vivian

HEY! What is this doing on the list?! It's not her fault she gives you a sob story it's her sisters' fault! Get this off the list right now and replace it with Beldam and Marilyn!

Should definitely be off this list! I am sick of those Peach Toadstool fans that go, "Ooh, Peach should trade places with Vivian or Dixie Kong or be off this list! " Duh! There is no excuse for Vivian to be on this list! Vivian is and will be forever better than the weak tyke Peach Toadstool.

You want to punch her! She gives you a sob story! Everyone believes her. A lot of people are going to hate me but I do like Rosalina and Toadette.

Vivian is a hermaphrodite.

4 Dixie Kong Dixie Kong is a character from the Donkey Kong series. She is Diddy Kong's girlfriend and Tiny Kong's older sister.

She's annoying and a filler! She's fills in for people! Funky Kong is way better and vivian is one of the best characters!

How could Dixie be lower than Princess Daisy? Dixie may be an extremely desired character who gives us an urge to see her in many games, but her hair color/length sucks despite its good use for her rivalries with Tails (from Sonic) & Conker the Squirrel.

HEY! What is this doing on the list?! She is sporty and a handy teammate in Mario Super Sluggers like Funky Kong. Get this off the list right now and replace it with Pink Gold Peach!

Why was she in DKC: Tropical Freeze?

She should be criticized for her full-blonde hair & being more praised than Rosalina & Daisy on a "top 10 best females list".

Such a big head - such a tiny brain of hers.

5 Rosalina Rosalina, known as Rosetta in Japan, is a major character in the Mario Bros . Franchise . She first appeared in the popular Mario Game, Super Mario Galaxy in 2007 for the Nintendo Wii and later returned for the game's sequel in 2010 . Since then, she has been featured in many main-series Mario Games ...read more.

How dare you give Rosalina negative remarks! Rosalina is brainy! She is the cutest thing on Super Mario Galaxy! Rosalina doesn't deserve her face to be punched! Get this off and replace this thing with Honey Queen! UGH!

She needed to wear a ponytail on her bike in Mario Kart 8 & frequently.

As well as being the adopted mother of the Lumas, she's also the adopted mother of childish, rude, stupid and above all annoying fan girls. They seem to think " I have an idea! Let's make fun of Peach, Daisy, Birdo and Toadette fans! I bet it will make them like the goddess of the Mario series! "

All of the things that they say about Rosalina are either irrelevant or untrue. She may be pretty, but that means nothing. Her hair and features are extremely similar to Princess Peach's. Also, Rosalina is very girly just like Peach, so don't go making up "Rosalina is the real tomboy, not Daisy! "

She may not get kidnapped, but in SMG all she does is beg Mario to collect the grand stars for her while she stands there and does nothing. In SMG2, she pops up at the end of it all briefly. In SM3DW she's unlockable after the sprixies have been rescued she also can handle herself just like Peach, one of the characters that always gets made fun of by the Rosalina fan base because she ...more

I'm gonna say that Birdo and Rosalina should probably swap off spots on this list. - ThatOneRacer

6 Shadow Queen
7 Daisy Princess Daisy is a fictional character in the Mario series of video games, in which she is the princess of the fictional region of Sarasaland.

Daisy just uses up space on games. She only appears on spinoffs and she's another Peach but instead of a squeaky mouse voice she has a lion's roar! Why can't someone have a voice in the middle? She only appears on sports, a few parties, and a few kart games.

Why didn't Princess Daisy appear in 1992-1999? I hated her unreasonable 9-year absence?

Who cares if she takes up space? You'd want someone else to be playable instead of her yet you probably wouldn't even use that character.

She is a stupid tomboy

8 Baby Peach Baby Peach is the infant version of the major character from the Mario Series, Princess Peach. She is mostly known for her appearances in the Mario Kart Franchise in Mario Kart Wii and Mario Kart 8 as a playable character, but she also appears in other Mario games, including Yoshi's Island DS, in which ...read more.

Baby peach is a stupid baby. She has NO purpose. She is so annoying I will throw her out the window.

Baby Peach is very bossy & temperamental.

I think she threw stuff out the window & is a spoiled brat.

She cries over everything! You want her to shut up! Baby Daisy at least has some behavior! Geez!

Her bad attitude is similar to Amy Rose & Kootie Pie Koopa's & continued in her modern adult years.

9 Mini Peach (Mario vs. Donkey Kong)

Most useless Mini toy ever!

10 Baby Rosalina Baby Rosalina is an infant version of the major character from the Mario Bros . Franchise, Rosalina . She first appeared in Mario Kart 8 as a playable character and is now one of 5 baby characters in the roster, alongside infant versions of Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, and Princess Daisy .

Stupid and a waste of a character. Too many babie characters! There is now 5 of them!

I love Rosalina, but this? NOOO!

The Contenders

11 Baby Daisy Baby Daisy is the infant version of the major character in the Mario Bros . franchise, Princess Daisy . She is known for her appearances as a playable character in Mario Kart Wii and Mario Kart 8 . She is also found as a playable character in Super Mario Sluggers for the Wii .

She shakes her butt and she's worse than baby peach! She's annoying on mario super sluggers because you don't know what she's saying for gods sake! Where the bleep is her rattle? She gets the spot on m kart wii even though she wasn't on Yoshi's island or Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time she's not a star child!

It's a shame that she took up a spot that could've gone to SHY GUY in Mario Kart Wii!

Imagine if Baby Daisy flipped me the bird!

Baby Daisy: Strangled in the Gulag by Puff-Puff Humbert.

12 Wendy Koopa

Uh, this should be #1! When I was playing New Super Mario Bros Wii in her fortress, I couldn't stand getting smashed by the metal blocks! For Wendy Ass Koopa!

Why would she steal America instead of Canada?! She should've been minor in The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, which is around the most overrated DIC cartoon getting a 7.3!

She's a spoiled brat!

I want to punch Wendy along with her six crappy brothers.

13 Toadette Toadette is a character in the Mario series. She is a female Toad who first appeared in the Nintendo GameCube video game Mario Kart: Double Dash.
14 Shadow Queen Peach

She's evil and hard to defeat and of course you want to punch her! I do like her though!

The part where you can't attack her makes me want to kill her with fire! Especially since that part goes on for very long despite how pointless, stupid, and annoying it is.

Princess Daisy could've been in any Mario series since her debut.

Why wasn't Daisy in any Paper Mario game?

15 Beldam

She's not too ugly, but she is not fat like the other Shadow Sirens (& Vivian is a hermaphrodite who will return in Your Favorite Martian Land 2).

Will people stop going by the Japanese version? Vivian is a girl in the English versions so go by that, dicks!

Both the Japanese & English versions of Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door suck like Vivian.

Beldam isn't too much to hate, but I barely like her personality.

& Vivian is her brother.

Great villain but she is a jerk! - HeavyDonkeyKong

16 Pico

Princess Pico, Pico E. Gadd, Fancy Pants, whatever. This character didn't even exist and some moron makes up this character and blames Rosalina for no good reason.

Death to Rosalina haters. Over and out.

Poco takes a dump on Tails, Knucles & Amy Rose.

I have a bad feeling that Professor E. Gadd might be voiced by La Merde in French, the skinny & mostly chipper old man from the Bart Baker parodies.

17 Birdo Birdo is a dinosaur that is well known for her (or his) confused Gender. It was originally stated that Birdo was a male who believed he was a female, but this was changed in later games. Birdo is commonly referred to as a girl, however, they are in a relationship with Yoshi. Birdo first appeared in ...read more.

Birdo is a hermaphrodite.

Birdo could be voiced by Mark Sailing because both are tall & chunky.

If you try to punch her you'd probably get your hand stuck in her big mouth

I dunno, I might be afraid to punch her in the face because I'd get my fist stuck in her nose (or mouth, or whatever that giant hole is)

Wha- Birdo is perfect & two-gendered.

18 Pauline Pauline, also known as Daniella Verducci, is the original damsel-in-distress whom Mario must rescue from the eponymous ape in the original Donkey Kong.

Would you be annoyed if Pauline was ACTUALLY voiced by Angelina Jolie? ):D

Pauline just annoys me. She isn't in many games, but she appeared on the first game?

Pauline is only annoying because she worn a 1-piece instead of a 2-piece.

I am so happy that Pauline is now a fossil. Pauline is pervert, bossy, exploitive, dishonest, mean, dumb, weak, creepy, lanky, a rip-off, a piece of crap, and a cranky b*tch.

19 Mona

Mona is tall (around 6 feet tall) & looks like she has too much estrogen if her figure was a large pear figure.

Mona is a little too thin.

Mona needs an Italian accent.

She's hot & will be 7'7" with the same JassyCoco design as Rosalina & Samus (in Stars in the Distance & Stars & Kisses) like Princess Zelda & Lady Palutena which will be eventual. Mona will also have but will have the same round head Nintendo gives her. Any comments?

20 Eclair

You can't see her! She tries to take Luigi from Daisy. Daisy is horrible! Daisy and Eclair are just annoying fillers for better characters like Rosalina. Good characters have to be taken away so annoying characters come in! It is awful!

I think Eclair is tall (like, around 6 feet tall), has the same facial appearance as Princess Daisy, wears a 2-piece schoolgirl uniform, a gigantic pear figure & has very long brown hair with some yellow highlights.

She's really lanky, & also, I decided that she would be 7'7" (2304 millimeters) & have a JassyCoco design.

She needed to be used in JassyCoco.

21 Marilyn

She is more obese than Wario! & too tall for her age & gender! She should've been the oldest Shadow Siren! & Vivian is actually the (Youngest & Only) Brother of the Shadow Sirens!

Vivian is a hermaphrodite.

A hermaphrodite is someone with 2 genders.

Vivian is not a guy, stop going by the Japanese translation!

22 Tiny Kong

She is bossy, lanky & has a rivalry with a female person. ):(

Also, Dixie Kong & Tiny Kong both need a brother.

23 Cackletta

She probably has a pear figure.

Also, she alongside Fawful (who could be voiced by PewdiePie) might've actually kidnapped Princess Daisy & Luigi came to the rescue which pissed Peach off.

24 Cosmic Spirit

She needs to wear a 2-piece schoolgirl uniform, like Rosalina herself, please. I prefer that over her blue evening gown.

25 Elder Princess Shroob
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