Top 10 Fictional Characters that Live Up to Their Names Way Too Much (With Explanations as to Why)

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The Top Ten

1 Chairman Drek (rules over the entire universe and wants to pollute every single planet in it to death with dreck so he can make personal real-estate profit from the act) - Ratchet & Clank 2002 Chairman Drek (rules over the entire universe and wants to pollute every single planet in it to death with dreck so he can make personal real-estate profit from the act) - Ratchet & Clank 2002 Ultimate Supreme Executive Chairman Drek (simply known as Chairman Drek) is the head of the Blarg species and the main antagonist of the 2002 videogame Ratchet & Clank and a major antagonist of the 2016 animated feature film and Playstation 4 game.
2 Carnage (has a symbiote suit largely made out of his own blood and is widely considered to be the most horrifyingly psychotic mass-murderer of the entire Marvel universe) - Spider-Man Carnage (has a symbiote suit largely made out of his own blood and is widely considered to be the most horrifyingly psychotic mass-murderer of the entire Marvel universe) - Spider-Man Carnage (Cletus Kassidy) is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics, usually as an enemy of Spider-Man. He appeared for the first time in The Amazing Spider-Man #361.
3 Max Profitt Haltmann (is rich enough to single-handedly conquer and mechanize the entire universe at a rate that puts even Dr. Eggman to shame while also having a humongous robot suit made out of gold and diamonds) - Kirby: Planet Robobot Max Profitt Haltmann (is rich enough to single-handedly conquer and mechanize the entire universe at a rate that puts even Dr. Eggman to shame while also having a humongous robot suit made out of gold and diamonds) - Kirby: Planet Robobot President Max Profitt Haltmann is the villain of the game Kirby Planet Robobot. He is the president and CEO of the company Haltmann Works Company, and is also the penultimate boss of the game. After he gets defeated, he uses Star Dream, his machine, to defeat Kirby as a last resort. He eventually gets ...read more.
4 Professor Monkey-For-A-Head (has an actual upside-down monkey grafted onto the top of his skull) - Earthworm Jim Professor Monkey-For-A-Head (has an actual upside-down monkey grafted onto the top of his skull) - Earthworm Jim
5 Porky Minch (is a fat, selfish hog who wants the entire world for himself, and is also a total blowhard pansy, hence why his last name sounds like a British slang term for female reproductive organs) - Earthbound and Mother 3
6 Queen Slug for a Butt (her full name also describes said slug, which is already the size of multiple other characters put together even in the cartoon series, as being "pulsating, bloated, festering, sweaty, pus-filled and malformed") - Earthworm Jim Queen Slug for a Butt (her full name also describes said slug, which is already the size of multiple other characters put together even in the cartoon series, as being
7 Killmonger (is an extreme-nationalist sociopath who wants to literally kill everyone on Earth that doesn't share his own specific home nation's beliefs) - Black Panther
8 The Great Mighty Poo (is an actual pile of sentient poop, presumably of the cattle variety, who is large enough to easily fill an entire opera house and has a voice mighty enough to make even the Greek gods tremble) - Conker's Bad Fur Day The Great Mighty Poo (is an actual pile of sentient poop, presumably of the cattle variety, who is large enough to easily fill an entire opera house and has a voice mighty enough to make even the Greek gods tremble) - Conker's Bad Fur Day The Great Mighty Poo is a fictional character appearing in the 2001 video game Conker's Bad Fur Day. He is a giant, opera-singing pile of feces that appears as a boss in the sloprano chapter.

I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO, AND I'M GOING TO THROW MY S-T AT YOU. - egnomac

9 Maggie Pesky (Naggy pest) - The Buzz On Maggie Maggie Pesky (Naggy pest) - The Buzz On Maggie

It gets even MORE pleasant to put up with when she's literally inside your ear canal, believe me (just ask her Buzz On How Maggie Got Fondled By Flecko incarnation) - xandermartin98

10 Asriel Dreemurr (anagram of Serial Murderer) - Undertale Asriel Dreemurr (anagram of Serial Murderer) - Undertale Asriel Dreemurr is a character from the 2015 game "Undertale". He was created by Toby Fox. ...read more.

The Contenders

11 Mr. Bighead (has a head that ranges between taking up roughly one-half and approximately two-thirds of his entire body and is by far one of the most egotistical Nickelodeon characters ever) - Rocko's Modern Life
12 Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik (is so fat that he strongly resembles an actual human egg, and is so obsessed with machinery and robotics that he completely disregards environmental preservation in favor of them) - Sonic The Hedgehog
13 Heffer Wolfe (is every bit as fat and lazy as an actual cow, or "heifer", and boasts the appetite of an actual wolf as well) - Rocko's Modern Life
14 Ridley (wants to "rid" every single form of life that doesn't agree with him from the universe, and Samus can also never be truly "rid" of him no matter how many times she tries) - Metroid
15 Glass Joe (Glass Jaw; also generally the weakest boxer of all time, next to maybe Gabby Jay) - Punch-Out
16 Butt-Head (Stupid Jerk With Ugly Head) - Beavis & Butt-Head
17 Rocky Balboa (was dumb as a rock and was also so ridiculously durable that he might as well have been made out of solid rock as well) - Rocky
18 Clubber Lang (was a total muscle-headed brute who focused his boxing style way too much around raw offensive power and talked way too much about himself between matches) - Rocky 3
19 Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Stupid Pain) - Phineas & Ferb
20 Dawn Swatworthy (makes you want to smack her across the face with nearly everything that she says) - The Buzz On Maggie
21 Cuphead (has an actual mid-20th-century-era coffee mug for a head, effectively meaning that his head is made out of glass) - Cuphead
22 Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo (actually is a sentient piece of poop) - South Park
23 Superman (is supremely overpowered) - Superman
24 Skids (is a total poop-skid of a character) - Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen
25 Mudflap (has a mouth that is basically just a giant mud-spewing flap that he never, EVER shuts) - Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen
26 Patience (seems to be named after something that the viewer needs to have an awful LOT of in order to be able to sit through her movie) - Catwoman 2004
27 Master Barf (actually is a giant pile of sentient vomit) - Earthbound
28 Fawful (is a funnily awful person) - Mario & Luigi
29 GLaDOS (is "GLAD" to watch you suffer) - Portal
30 Ego (is an entire living planet whose sheer egotism somehow manages to actually match his sheer physical size) - Guardians Of The Galaxy
31 Dickson (is almost as big of a jerk as Lorithia and Mumkhar, and in some ways more so) - XenoBlade Chronicles
32 Rude (personally beats up anyone who disagrees with his and/or Shinra's methods with his bare hands) - Final Fantasy VII
33 Clockwork (what he turned himself into so that he could coldly and calculatingly kill every single member of Sly Cooper's bloodline, ending with Sly himself) - Sly Cooper
34 Hannibal Lecter (Cannibal Lecturer) - Silence Of The Lambs
35 Dexter (is extremely dexterous with knives) - Dexter
36 Handsome Jack (Attractive Jerk) - Borderlands 2
37 Skarlet (has a massive blood fetish) - Mortal Kombat
38 Wario (Bad Mario) - Super Mario Bros
39 Bratty & Catty (Spoiled & Snide) - Undertale
40 Timmy (basically the only thing he ever says) - South Park
41 Cuphead (his head is.....well, a cup) - Cuphead
42 I. M. Meen (wants to trap innocent children in his labyrinth so that he can torture them forever and ever) - I. M. Meen
43 Two-Face (has third-degree burns covering half of his face) - Batman
44 Penguin (becomes an actual human-slash-penguin hybrid, which is every bit as disturbing as it sounds) - Batman Returns
45 Big The Cat (seriously needs to go on a diet) - Sonic The Hedgehog
46 Mr. Sandman (punches you hard enough to put you to sleep for good) - Punch-Out Wii
47 Deadpool (probably wouldn't hesitate to reduce anyone who even looked at him funnily enough into one) - X-Men
48 Big Daddy (wears armor so heavy that it causes him to shake the entire area around him with every single step that he takes, and also lives only to protect his Little Sister) - BioShock
49 Polka Dot Man (is dressed like a loaf of Wonder Bread) - Batman
50 Doc Duodenum (is an actual living stomach) - Earthworm Jim
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1. Chairman Drek (rules over the entire universe and wants to pollute every single planet in it to death with dreck so he can make personal real-estate profit from the act) - Ratchet & Clank 2002
2. Carnage (has a symbiote suit largely made out of his own blood and is widely considered to be the most horrifyingly psychotic mass-murderer of the entire Marvel universe) - Spider-Man
3. Max Profitt Haltmann (is rich enough to single-handedly conquer and mechanize the entire universe at a rate that puts even Dr. Eggman to shame while also having a humongous robot suit made out of gold and diamonds) - Kirby: Planet Robobot
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