Fictional Public Information Films That Can't Be Taken Seriously

Let's face it, at one point or another, we saw a public information film that scared the bajeezus out of us.
Whether it was anti-smoking, anti-drug or anti-sweet dreams, they managed to educate, terrify, and plague us for years.
But here are some public information films that would be so hilariously violent, gory, stupid, offensive or illogical the only way we'd have nightmares from them would be if they started tormenting you in a dream.

Please note that this is a collaborative list with PositronWildhawk. Out of 10 items, he came up with 6 of them.

The Top Ten

1 Don't Get a Face Like Eric Pickles

Hmm... I'm torn between laughing and not. Oh go on then, just a quick one... Ha!
Excellent teamwork ArchAces and Pos!

2 This Will Never Involve You, But We'll Scare You Anyway

3 Will I Wake Up Handcuffed to a Lamp Post?

4 When You Take Drugs, You Go to Silent Hill

5 Will It Explode All Over Me?

6 If You Abused Your Child, and He Jumped Out His Third-story Window, Connect the Dots

7 He's Less Black Than Your Lungs

This one is my favorite. Love especially the "He raps..." part.

I love this one as much as this list. Pleased to have worked with you, ArchAces.

8 Give Them the Break (Hospital Edition)

9 Don't Do It In Public

I think you missed the point here. It was an anti-smoking ad.

10 Put Them Out Before the Flames Start

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