Top 10 Fictional Reasons to Buy Delgia2k Epic Drugs

Note: He isn't involved in any drug dealing so sit back and read.
The Top Ten
1 It's healthy for your health if you are an idiot who likes to buy drugs

Hey kids! Remember to buy my epic drugs because it's healthier than McDonald's!

2 It is scientifically proven to be NOT dangerous according to scientist that have been paid to say that
3 It contains the word "Epic"
4 It's legit according to CerealGuy's US government
5 His drug revives faith in humanity (for drug) for drug consumers
6 His drug is the best in the world and high quality
7 His drug saved 7361783727389173910739203719037390 people's life and that is good news for you
8 It contains PositronWildhawk's bacon sandwich taste
9 His drug is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very good for children who have cancer
10 It is great for kids if you are an idiotic parents that likes-your-kid-to-be-a-gangsta
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