Top Ten Fictional Reasons to Get a DivorceBritgirl Of course, these are all fictional. I'd be extremely surprised if any of these were actually legitimate grounds for D.I.V.O.R.C.E...
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I'm not surprised after what I caught him doing on it. Ha! - Britgirl
Here's a fresh bottle of Listerine, sweetie. That bathroom floor is really nasty.
And here's me thinking it was a woman's prerogative to...arrive...late. - Britgirl
A gentleman should always arrive late, particularly if he's interested in being invited back for the next soirée.
Oh, it's her prerogative, Beege. For us appendages, it's a "damn well better if ya know what's good for ya."
Nature, Beege. She's a...a... Ah, hell. Not steppin' in it again. Not for a while, anyway:))
If you're a man, you logically aren't the girl next door, and thus, the girl very clearly wasn't him. Can't argue with that. - PositronWildhawk
Was she actually next door when wifey caught him doing this in their bathroom? If so, the Guinness folks need to be contacted, post haste. Any buckaroo can rope a dogie from that far needs to be in the books.
Well, yes you CAN argue with that. Your "logic" is flawed, Mr. Spock. In your scenario, he is arguing that he was not fooling around with himself.
When we said "I do,"
Her butt was like a bubble.
But now it's covered
With five-o'clock stubble.
I was told to stop referencing this over and over once. But that's nothing that a hundred men or more would ever do. - PositronWildhawk
I'd appreciate a ride in any car, so long as it wasn't in the boot. - PositronWildhawkV 1 Comment
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2. He only ever loved me for my tongue. We have the cleanest kitchen floor in our town
3. He was selfish. He always made sure he came first in our relationship....