Top Ten Fictional Reasons Why You Shouldn't Mess With Lizardking99
You made a copypasta into a top ten list...congratulations
If that's on Call of Duty, then get out of your attic.
I bet it's because of camping.
I have been involved with all the ground battles of the Soviet Union in our fight against Nazi Germany.
Oh yeah? I single handedly took down entire Coulmbian gang and their drug lord. It wasn't simple like terrorists.
Stealth and brute force are great.
And I'm trained in Soviet Union.
I thought u said fictional?
I can wipe you out by cutting your stomach and your intestines by machete. And there's even more brutal way.
My gang are stalking you 'cause they want you to "do" something to them.
And I am contacting my secret network of spies connected to the KGB!
But you can't trace mine. I'm anonymous!
Shoot. But I have a torture method. It's worse than Justin Bieber songs. *puts the Sham-Wow commercials on a 24 hour loop*
I can kill people in thousands of different ways. trust me I wrote a book on it and it has three sequels
What is the first way to kill a person?
I also broke into US army base to steal some military grade weapons, alone.