Top 10 Fictional Rumors Circulating Horny the Big Perverted Bird

The Top Ten
1 Rumor stated that he is a gay horse in disguise
2 Rumor stated that he funded cancer
3 Rumor stated that he is the true walrus not John Lennon
4 Rumor stated that he funded Nicki Minaj on her butt plastic surgery
5 Rumor stated that in the night he will sneak to trees and peeping on your mother while your mother is taking off her clothes
6 Rumor stated that he was a half human half potato and he was raised by a old man and a gay horse
7 Rumor stated that he supplied the Soviet Union with AK-47, Nukes and bacon during the Cold War and it was also the reason why the FBI is chasing him
8 It was believed that he hoped that CerealGuy become a Belieber
9 Rumor stated that the real Horny was dead by eating himself and it was replaced by another Horny
10 Rumor stated that he came from Mars which is also from Mars and the Mars was also came from Mars
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