Top 10 Fictional Songs On a Possible Blind Guardian Christmas Album

Suggested album title: Bard's Christmas in Middle-Earth (a reference to their album Nightfall in Middle-Earth, based on Tolkien, and their song "The Bard's Song")

I made this list for fun. I love putting things in a different context to see what happens. In this case, I put metal songs in a Christmas context.
I mixed traditional Christmas themes and song titles with typical Blind Guardian lyrical themes, album and song titles, character names, and even lines from their songs.

Blind Guardian are a German metal band.

The Top Ten

I Want a Dragon for Christmas

Blind Guardian fans certainly want a Dragon and not a Hippopotamus for Christmas - Metal_Treasure

Rockin' Around the Christmas Thorn

Get some weird thorns, decorate it, do what the song describes, perfection. - PhoenixAura81

One of my fave Blind Guardian songs is "Thorn" - Metal_Treasure

We Wish You a Metal Christmas
Deck the Halls Of Valhalla

Blind Guardian have a song titled "Valhalla" (one of the most lar songs in their discography).

"In Norse mythology, Valhalla is a majestic, enormous hall located in Asgard, ruled over by the god Odin. Chosen by Odin, half of those who die in combat travel to Valhalla upon death, led by valkyries" - wiki - Metal_Treasure

You're a Mean One, Mr. Morgoth
Grandma Got Run Over by a Dragon
Hobbits Driving Home for Christmas

Blind Guardian have a song The Bard's Song (The Hobbit); plus, there are many hobbits in their songs and on their album covers - Metal_Treasure

The Christmas Song (Roasting Chestnuts at Wacken Open Air)

Wacken Open Air is one of the biggest metal festivals held annually in Wacken, Germany, where Blind Guardian perform very often - Metal_Treasure

All I Want for Christmas (Is Another Bard Song)

This is what I want and perhaps some other Blind Guardian fans want, too. (we already have two Bard's songs) - Metal_Treasure

A third Bard’s song is a TERRIFIC idea. - PhoenixAura81

The Curse of Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Blind Guardian have a song The Curse of Feanor - Metal_Treasure

The Contenders

Christmas Trees Reborn as Aeon Gods
Grand Santa Claus Parade
O Come, O Come, Valkyries

They have an epic song titled "Valkyries" - Metal_Treasure

A Mad German's Christmas

A nod to "A Mad Russian's Christmas" by Trans Siberian Orchestra - Metal_Treasure

Santa Claus Drownin' Merrily in the Fifth Dimension

In their song "The Ninth Wave" there is a line "We all drown in the fifth dimension" - Metal_Treasure

Sleigh Ride Into Obsession
Santa Claus is Comin' to Tanelorn (Into the Void)
Majesty, It's Cold Outside
What Christmas Battlefield Means to Me

What Christmas Means to Me - Stevie Wonder + Battlefield - Blind Guardian - Metal_Treasure

Silent Nightfall in Middle-Earth
Why've You Ever Forgotten Me, Santa?

"Why've You Ever Forgotten Me? " is a line from their song Valhalla - Metal_Treasure

Minstrel for Christmas

Reference to ACDC's Mistress for Christmas - Metal_Treasure

The Little Drummer Boy in the Sacred Worlds
It's the Most Wonderful Wheel of Time
And the Christmas Story Ends
Grandma Got Run Over by a Hobbit
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