Top 10 Fictional Songs On a Possible Blind Guardian Christmas Album

Metal_Treasure
Suggested album title: Bard's Christmas in Middle-Earth (a reference to their album Nightfall in Middle-Earth, based on Tolkien, and their song "The Bard's Song")

I made this list for fun. I love putting things in a different context to see what happens. In this case, I put metal songs in a Christmas context.
I mixed traditional Christmas themes and song titles with typical Blind Guardian lyrical themes, album and song titles, character names, and even lines from their songs.

Blind Guardian are a German metal band.

The Top Ten

1 I Want a Dragon for Christmas

Blind Guardian fans certainly want a Dragon and not a Hippopotamus for Christmas - Metal_Treasure

2 Rockin' Around the Christmas Thorn

Get some weird thorns, decorate it, do what the song describes, perfection. - PhoenixAura81

One of my fave Blind Guardian songs is "Thorn" - Metal_Treasure

3 We Wish You a Metal Christmas

And a Heavy New Year.It doesn't makes sense but this is what i
immediately thought. - HEAVYMETALTHUNDER12345

4 Deck the Halls Of Valhalla

Blind Guardian have a song titled "Valhalla" (one of the most lar songs in their discography).

"In Norse mythology, Valhalla is a majestic, enormous hall located in Asgard, ruled over by the god Odin. Chosen by Odin, half of those who die in combat travel to Valhalla upon death, led by valkyries" - wiki - Metal_Treasure

5 You're a Mean One, Mr. Morgoth
6 Grandma Got Run Over by a Dragon
7 Hobbits Driving Home for Christmas

Blind Guardian have a song The Bard's Song (The Hobbit); plus, there are many hobbits in their songs and on their album covers - Metal_Treasure

8 The Christmas Song (Roasting Chestnuts at Wacken Open Air)

Wacken Open Air is one of the biggest metal festivals held annually in Wacken, Germany, where Blind Guardian perform very often - Metal_Treasure

9 All I Want for Christmas (Is Another Bard Song)

This is what I want and perhaps some other Blind Guardian fans want, too. (we already have two Bard's songs) - Metal_Treasure

A third Bard’s song is a TERRIFIC idea. - PhoenixAura81

10 The Curse of Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Blind Guardian have a song The Curse of Feanor - Metal_Treasure

The Contenders

11 Christmas Trees Reborn as Aeon Gods
12 Grand Santa Claus Parade
13 O Come, O Come, Valkyries

They have an epic song titled "Valkyries" - Metal_Treasure

14 A Mad German's Christmas

A nod to "A Mad Russian's Christmas" by Trans Siberian Orchestra - Metal_Treasure

15 Santa Claus Drownin' Merrily in the Fifth Dimension

In their song "The Ninth Wave" there is a line "We all drown in the fifth dimension" - Metal_Treasure

16 Sleigh Ride Into Obsession
17 Santa Claus is Comin' to Tanelorn (Into the Void)
18 Majesty, It's Cold Outside
19 What Christmas Battlefield Means to Me

What Christmas Means to Me - Stevie Wonder + Battlefield - Blind Guardian - Metal_Treasure

20 Silent Nightfall in Middle-Earth
21 Why've You Ever Forgotten Me, Santa?

"Why've You Ever Forgotten Me? " is a line from their song Valhalla - Metal_Treasure

22 Minstrel for Christmas

Reference to ACDC's Mistress for Christmas - Metal_Treasure

23 The Little Drummer Boy in the Sacred Worlds
24 It's the Most Wonderful Wheel of Time
25 And the Christmas Story Ends
26 Grandma Got Run Over by a Hobbit
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