Top Ten Fictional TheTopTens News Stories

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The Top Ten

1 TheTopTens bank was robbed by a heavily armed cat with clown mask. He held many TopTenners as hostages

Read the description please. - Delgia2k

2 Nintendofan126 prank called Microsoft after they insulted Nintendo on the commercial. Microsoft decided to send their fanboys to destroy Nintendo.

Me and the rest of the Nintendo fans will fight back! - nintendofan126

I always wanted to prank call Sony - Chaotixhero

3 PositronWildhawk and his alien army attempted to dominate the world.but Nicki Minaj stopped them by burning their eyes with her butt and bleeding their ears with her stupid song.

Enough, with the PositronWildhawk alien system

I cringe every time - CerealGuy

4 Delgia2k,along with his criminal organization, declared war on PositronWildhawk and his alien army after he tried to dominate the world. Delgia2k is planning to dominate the world before PositronWildhawk does.

You're competing with a culture of futuristic intellects well in advance of your own, Delgie. - PositronWildhawk

5 Someone stole keycha1n's masterpiece panting that cost $3 billion

It was HezarioSeth! And we know this because they vanished without a trace. - PositronWildhawk

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6 SuperHyperdude becomes new rick roll, which means he replace Rick Astley. It's unknown what happened to Rick Astley, SuperHyperdude probably did something to him.
7 An unknown troll has been imprisoned for 69 years, just for having a troll face
8 Delgia2k and gemcloben successfully assassinated Nicki Minaj after she stopped Positron from attempting to dominate the world V 1 Comment
9 Puga won the sexiest dog award by beating Miley Cyrus in twerk contest.

Well, there's one way to become famous - Puga

10 Simpsondude is revealed to have been stuck in a TV show called 'The Simpsons' since 1989.

Another yellow buddy!

I'm allowed to be racist to my own race, right? - keycha1n

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The Contenders

11 Turkeyasylum made it onto Total Drama. The season with him in it premiers next month.

Total Turkey Drama? I'm really bad at name ideas. - RiverClanRocks

12 Keyson Collaborates with Spyro The Dragon To control TheTopTens

What an odd couple (Of friends, incase you had any ideas). - DapperPickle

13 BlueDiamondFromNowhere found the biggest diamond in the world. She used that diamond to make a new magic sword to create magic and make it real
14 MontyPython plans to eat a cathedral, after hearing the tragic story about Ron Obvious
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1. TheTopTens bank was robbed by a heavily armed cat with clown mask. He held many TopTenners as hostages
2. PositronWildhawk and his alien army attempted to dominate the world.but Nicki Minaj stopped them by burning their eyes with her butt and bleeding their ears with her stupid song.
3. Nintendofan126 prank called Microsoft after they insulted Nintendo on the commercial. Microsoft decided to send their fanboys to destroy Nintendo.
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