Top Ten Fictitious Quotes of All Time

This list is dedicated to the great philosopher Socrates, who once stated in his masterpiece 'In Libro De Causa', "I'm really getting bored with all this philosophy... I need a McFlurry, and fast, dude." I know that you may have inclinations to think that this list is crazy (which is not true) and boring (which is real true) but take no heed of such impedimenta rot and move on valiantly with all the dumb daring of a netizen of the Republic of TheTopTens. Be heroic - I dare you to read and vote.
Friends, Romans, and netDudes, lend me your noses, and read on... And if that one's a Shakespeare I'll eat my hat.
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The Top Ten

1 "I came. I saw. And - aaagh!!! !#$%&(&$ - they shot me!" - Julius Caesar

2 "We say that we shall conquer, and they laugh. They lie about us, and try to defeat us. They try to scare us. They try to conquer us. But whatever happens, they will not take one thing from me, the Oreo Family Pack." - Alexander the Great

3 "Viva le President! Long live the President! And may hotdogs always be cheap!" - Abraham Lincoln

4 "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." - Bill Gates

I have to put in this - this quote and the Steve Jobs one is pretty good. The reason is that I copied them from some better source than HezarioSeth. The inconvenience is regretted. No thanks at all for your co-operation.
God bless.

5 "Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?" - Steve Jobs

6 "When a person really desires something, all the universe conspires to help that person. Well, kind of. That sort of stuff ain't workin' for me." - Paulo Coelho, 'Alchemist'

7 "Live your life beautifully. Be sincere. Promote justice. Perform acts of goodness. And above all, don't listen to that conceited airhead Socrates. He lies like crazy, and his philosophy sucks." - Aristotle

Jealous chap, this aristotle!

8 "If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you offer us the legendary Big Mac, dude, doth our stomachs not grumble?" - William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice

9 "Always be honest whatever happens. Integrity is the true strength of the soul. The best advice I have to give to you for this is - find a cherry tree, chop it down, and see what happens. I did that, and dude! I became the Prez!" - George Washington

It's funny! I can well say that the Julius Caesar Quote might have some truth but I doubt for the others. Half of each quote are correct and it was really said, but the other half is pure funny type randomness. I like this list.

Well, Kieretsunu, all of these quotes were never said... Thanks a lot for the compliment! God bless.

Where exactly are you quoting these from?

Haha! I liked that one!

10 "Man may fall. He may stumble. He may stagger. Yes, he may think that there is no hope. That is the moment when you should head for the nearest McDonalds and order a French Fries (extra large, not small; small fries will depress you)." - Adolf Hitler

The Contenders

11 "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln

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