Top Ten Fictitious Quotes of All TimeHezarioSeth This list is dedicated to the great philosopher Socrates, who once stated in his masterpiece 'In Libro De Causa', "I'm really getting bored with all this philosophy... I need a McFlurry, and fast, dude." I know that you may have inclinations to think that this list is crazy (which is not true) and boring (which is real true) but take no heed of such impedimenta rot and move on valiantly with all the dumb daring of a netizen of the Republic of TheTopTens. Be heroic - I dare you to read and vote.
Friends, Romans, and netDudes, lend me your noses, and read on... And if that one's a Shakespeare I'll eat my hat.
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I see, Mr. OreoGobbler. - HezarioSeth
I have to put in this - this quote and the Steve Jobs one is pretty good. The reason is that I copied them from some better source than HezarioSeth. The inconvenience is regretted. No thanks at all for your co-operation.
God bless. - HezarioSeth
Jealous chap, this aristotle!
Well, Kieretsunu, all of these quotes were never said... Thanks a lot for the compliment! God bless. - HezarioSeth
Haha! I liked that one! - TheKibroth
Where exactly are you quoting these from? - PositronWildhawk
It's funny! I can well say that the Julius Caesar Quote might have some truth but I doubt for the others. Half of each quote are correct and it was really said, but the other half is pure funny type randomness. I like this list. - Kiteretsunu
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2. "We say that we shall conquer, and they laugh. They lie about us, and try to defeat us. They try to scare us. They try to conquer us. But whatever happens, they will not take one thing from me, the Oreo Family Pack." - Alexander the Great
3. "Viva le President! Long live the President! And may hotdogs always be cheap!" - Abraham Lincoln