Top Ten First Reactions On Winning the Lotto

so...you've checked your numbers, rechecked them, rechecked your recheck and know for certain you are now a millionaire! Congratulations! What do you do Immediately after...?

The Top Ten

1 Faint

I hat fainting. It's such a pain in my butt.

2 Run straight outside, naked and announce loudly to the world that you aren't short of a bob or two

3 Grin smugly at everyone in your orbit

Yep. Definitely me. Unfortunately my dad didn't win the £60m the other day. That's why you should always PICK your numbers.

4 Laugh hysterically

5 Tear up your winning ticket. It's a joke. You just aren't that lucky

6 Say "well, I've had worse days..."

7 Spend the 52 million in your head before it's even in your account

8 Promise you'll give every last penny to your local cats' home

And then, obviously, you won't

9 "OOOOOOOOHHHHH YYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

10 Go to bed

The Contenders

11 Buy yourself a congratulations card

And since I won the lottery, why not buy a $1,000 congratulations card?

12 Jump around like a maniac, scream, and say: "OHMIGOSH, I WON THE LOTTERY! I'M RICH! I'M RICH! WOO-HOO!!"

13 Buy unlimited condoms

14 Say in a depressed voice "Woo-hoo"

15 Slap yourself just to make sure it's not a dream.

You can't wake up, this is not a dream!

16 Say. PLEASE DONATE

17 Tell everyone

BAdd New Item