Top Ten Fix-It Felix Jr. Quotes From Wreck-It Ralph

The Top Ten

1 I've been higgledly-piggldly all over creation looking for you! I almost drowned in chocolate milk mix! And then, I met the most dynamite gal, oh she gives me the honeyglow somethin' awful! But she rebuffed my affections! AND THEN... I GOT THROWN IN JAIL!

2 I don't have to do boo, forgive my potty mouth.

3 I can fix it!

4 WHY DO I FIX EVERYTHING I TOUCH?!

5 Oh, I'll hop out and grab you one of those vines. Hu-up! Huh? Hu-up! Ah. Hu-up Hu-up Hu-up! I can't hop. I'm hopless! This is hopeless! We're gonna drown here! OH, WE'RE GONNA DIEEEEE!!!

6 Look at that high definition! Your face... it's amazing...

7 Jiminy jaminy!

8 Ma'am I just gotta tell ya... You are one dynamite gal!

9 Oh, that's not blunt force trauma ma'am. That's just... The honey glow in m'cheeks.

10 And it is my job to fix what Ralph wrecks.

The Contenders

11 Oh I'll bet that's Mario. Fashionably late, per the norm.

12 I wish I knew, ma'am. He was acting all squirrely last night, going on about cake and medals, but I never thought he'd go Turbo...

13 I met the most dynamite gal. Oh, she gives me the honey glow something awful!

14 Oh my land...

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