Top Ten Fix-It Felix Jr. Quotes From Wreck-It Ralph

The Top Ten

1 I've been higgledly-piggldly all over creation looking for you! I almost drowned in chocolate milk mix! And then, I met the most dynamite gal, oh she gives me the honeyglow somethin' awful! But she rebuffed my affections! AND THEN... I GOT THROWN IN JAIL!
2 I don't have to do boo, forgive my potty mouth.
4 I can fix it!
5 Oh, I'll hop out and grab you one of those vines. Hu-up! Huh? Hu-up! Ah. Hu-up Hu-up Hu-up! I can't hop. I'm hopless! This is hopeless! We're gonna drown here! OH, WE'RE GONNA DIEEEEE!!!
6 Look at that high definition! Your face... it's amazing...
7 Oh, that's not blunt force trauma ma'am. That's just... The honey glow in m'cheeks.
8 Ma'am I just gotta tell ya... You are one dynamite gal!
9 Jiminy jaminy!
10 Oh I'll bet that's Mario. Fashionably late, per the norm.

The Contenders

11 And it is my job to fix what Ralph wrecks.
12 I met the most dynamite gal. Oh, she gives me the honey glow something awful!
13 I wish I knew, ma'am. He was acting all squirrely last night, going on about cake and medals, but I never thought he'd go Turbo...
14 Oh my land...
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