Top Ten Food Based Puns of Beatles Songs

kaitlynrad11
Credits to some of these puns go to beatlesbible.com forum. Please note that these aren't all from Beatles Bible, I made up a few. Enjoy!

The Top Ten

1 The Salad of John and Yoko (The Ballad of John and Yoko)

If John Lennon went vegetarian... - TheCuteBeatle

A mix of Illuminati shaped sushi and a burger that thinks he is the most tasty, juiciest burger in the world.

John Lennon would have liked this one - jmepa1234

Quite an assortment of unique ingredients there - Billyv

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2 Jalapeño Peppers Lovely Farts Club Band (Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band)

*claps in approval* - TheCuteBeatle

That's amazing love that one - jmepa1234

3 Can't Buy Me Lunch (Can't Buy Me Love)

All the world will starve - jmepa1234

4 Hey Candy (Hey Bulldog)
5 Magical Fishtory Tour (Magical Mystery Tour)
6 A Day In the Kitchen (A Day In the Life)

Everyday of your life... - jmepa1234

7 Bake and Shout (Twist and Shout)
8 Baking a Bowl (Fixing a Hole)

I have a feeling the Beatles baked quite a few bowls back in the '60s. - PetSounds

Baking a bowl? Sounds like a Beatle-ish kinda stunt to try - jmepa1234

9 Happiness Is a Warm Bun (Happiness Is a Warm Gun)

Rather different to the original track tital - jmepa1234

Mmmm That sounds lovely. - Billyv

10 Peas Please Me (Please Please Me)

Peas please me oh yeah, Why do you make me blue.. - jmepa1234

The Newcomers

? Ticket to Lime (Ticket to Ride)

The Contenders

11 Love Peas Do (Love Me Do)
12 Raviolition 9 (Revolution 9)
13 Tomato Never Knows (Tomorrow Never Knows)
14 I Eat You (I Need You)

May or may not involve cannibalism... - kaitlynrad11

15 Oysterday (Yesterday)
16 Meatloaf My Dear (Martha My Dear)
17 All You Need is Food (All You Need is Love)
18 Jello Submarine (Yellow Submarine)
19 Baby You’re a Rich Flan (Baby You’re a Rich Man)
20 Bakerys (Boys)
21 Pizza Man (Taxman)
22 Blue Cheese Way (Blue Jay Way)
23 Julia Jello (Julia)
24 Raisin (Rain)
25 Roll Over Bakery (Roll Over Beethoven)
26 Jello, Goodbye (Hello, Goodbye)
27 Curry That Weight (Carry That Weight)
28 She Came In Through the Pantry Window (She Came In Through the Bathroom Window)
29 Herb Majesty (Her Majesty)
30 Dear Produce (Dear Prudence)
31 Don't Pass Me Pie (Don't Pass Me By)
32 Lucy In the Sky With Soup (Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds)
33 A Hard French Loaf (A Hard Day's Night)
34 Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My French Fries (Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey)
35 Bisque In the USSR (Back In the USSR)
36 Please Mister Food Delivery Man (Please Mister Postman)
37 Manna (Go to Him) (Anna (Go to Him))
38 Cheese Loves You (She Loves You)
39 The Food On the Hill (The Fool On the Hill)
40 No Ravioli (No Reply)
41 You've Got to Hide Your Food Away (You've Got to Hide Your Love Away)
42 Polythene Frying Pan (Polythene Pam)
43 Mr. Meatball (Mr. Moonlight)
44 I, Meat, Dine (I, Me, Mine)
45 Piggy Bacon (Piggies)
46 I Am the Waffle (I Am the Walrus)
47 Hey Food (Hey Jude)
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Top Remixes

1. The Salad of John and Yoko (The Ballad of John and Yoko)
2. Oysterday (Yesterday)
3. Baking a Bowl (Fixing a Hole)
Misfire
1. Jalapeño Peppers Lovely Farts Club Band (Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band)
2. The Salad of John and Yoko (The Ballad of John and Yoko)
3. Peas Please Me (Please Please Me)
jmepa1234
1. The Salad of John and Yoko (The Ballad of John and Yoko)
2. Can't Buy Me Lunch (Can't Buy Me Love)
3. Jalapeño Peppers Lovely Farts Club Band (Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band)
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