Foods That Make You Fart
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Any kind of beer will give you the farts... Must have something to do with the fizz... My personal pick would be a nice strong lager or dark ale... Can make for some really stinky ones too especially next morning!
Never fart in the shower after a big night on Guinness. Nearly gassed myself!
Agree with the previous comments, I find Big Rock McNalleys Ale really revs me up
Run for it! The stench it is definitely unbearable
These juicy little gas bombs make me bloat and then I'm ripping unholy butt-thunder in to my poor, poor car seat on my way to work.
Ate a apple, can stop farting now.
When I ate two apples I farted for whole two weeks
I ATE APPLES AND COULD NOT STOP FARTING BUT I DID HAVE BROCCOLI AND CHOCLATE COATED SULTANA AND NUTS THAT WOULD NOT OF HELPED laugh out loud :O
Dunno what it is, but if I eat bologna sandwiches for lunch, folks are gagging all around me within the hour
I'm farting just reading this!
Yeah! Good old red bull
Love the stuff, even though I know what will happen
Drank half a carton of pure cranberry juice and sulphur smell is terrible
Drank half a quart of cranberry juice and I'm stinking the place up
Ate a whole bag of dried cranberries and farted when skyping My boy friendV 1 Comment
Worst gas producing food for me for sure!
My dad farts a lot like 10 times or more a day after eating prunes.
It starts straight after until it's left my body completely
All milk products make me fart
I fart at least 2 times if I eat yogurt
Red velvet cake give me the world's worst farting ration the world like so bad like all the wetness and or things like sharking. - Teddy101
If I eat roast pork I am farting before Mom even clears the table. It's such great family fun.
Yes it is pork for me too! We had chilli pork on rice and wow wee every 5 minutes rotten loud lengthy farts! Lucky everyone is asleep!
Pork is bad. Especially spare ribs!
Love it eat it a lot, but man-it just makes me do those silent farts that are hot & reek! I mean, it's beyond offensive & it's not even the kind you can hold in. I feel bad for people sitting behind me on the train.
I just cleared the bedroom of my girlfriend and daughter with the nastiest streak of rippers from a tasty spring mix and seared chicken salad. It was tops and now I have the bed to my stank self.
Farts on the train or bus are the best!
It makes my wife fart and they smell lolV 2 Comments
Every time I eat it I can fart for England and they always smell like dog food! Yum!
Wind for days and my burps snell worse than my farts
Why not any other country? Every country farts!V 1 Comment
Bacon always adds a nice bouquet
I noticed after a certain meal I often have that I am gassy the whole day after. Today, after having four strips of bacon for breakfast this morning, I found that it was not the potatoes and eggs as I thought (although they likely contribute) but the bacon. I have had frequent, audible, smelly farts. This is a horrible combination.
I do not know why but every time I have bacon even 1 piece it rips my gut up like something is trying to chew its way out and gives me very bad gas that smells.. And for a lady this is not cool.
Me and bacon are best frenemiesV 5 Comments
After I have a frosty, I become a fart rocket!
Am I the only one who believes they are king when it comes to flatulence?
Order not for taste, but for hours of stupendous flatulence filled fun.
One of the worst offenders.V 1 Comment
The worst farts as far as I am concerned. Thank goodness I don't mind the stink of my own farts. In fact, I kind of like it.
Every time I have peppers in my dinner I fart all nite long
Me to every time I eat green pepers I fart a lot
The guy that said "Me to every time I eat green peppers I fart a lot" Should have put a double "O" on the "To"
Today me and my family went to TGI Friday and I ate some fries. Man when I got home I was running straight to my room and locked the door after I finished farting I couldn't breath
Cause e of smelly farts. Personal experience
All fast food chips/fries are a no for me
...even just 2/3 sticks and everybody's nostrils are done for! Never used to be a problem then suddenly it's run for your lives. I whittle it down to potatoes...but why me :(
Nothing says "I love you" like warming up the bed And blankets on a cold winter's night for the wife... Just grab a late night bowl of some full dairy ice cream and you will have all the fuel you need to heat up that dutch oven!
"Geez every time I eat this something smells horrible through my butthole"
A bowl a day keeps the wife away! Lol.
Ice cream make me fart bad.
Weird... I too fart too after drinking Lipton. I got here by searching "Why does Lipton Iced tea make me fart"V 1 Comment
These little suckers are a farter's delight! I've eaten cherries just in time to go to bed and blow the sheets up. Wife laughs and then follows up with a fart of her own. She's quite competitive. :-)
Dam I just hade a bunch of Cherie's and I was farting like crazy
I can clear the room after a bag of cherries... To my delight and laughter!
FartsV 4 Comments
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