Foods That Make You Fart
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These little suckers are a farter's delight! I've eaten cherries just in time to go to bed and blow the sheets up. Wife laughs and then follows up with a fart of her own. She's quite competitive. :-)
Dam I just hade a bunch of Cherie's and I was farting like crazy
I can clear the room after a bag of cherries... To my delight and laughter!
FartsV 4 Comments
I let out a 20 second fart after eating a king size bag of these.
I love Reese's pieces but they don't make me fart
I drink coke before I play a football game. Perfect for a caffeine buzz but when you're blocking another player and you get hit in the stomach you're going to belch really loud. I play fullback and the only job I have is to be a blocking back and believe me I belch several times a game - Grossdude
Gymnast- I recommend not drinking coke before you vault, because when you hit the board it's hard to hold it in.
This make me burp more than what they make me fart, but none the less, it makes me fart
Duh! Coke IS a soda. :(V 1 Comment
It doesn't make me fart but gives me the burps. Don't chug it before a game. Imagine playing fullback in a football game whIle blocking players while you had a case of the burps. It also gave me a really bad case of the hiccups the whole game. As I was blocking all everyone heard the entire game was my hiccups then a big burp as I was throwing my blocks - Grossdude
Love the stuff. It hates me though. Add pizza to the mix and I am emitting biological warfare of the WORST kind for 4-6 hours straight.
I always drink Mountain Dew and I fart so much I have to go to my room and lock the Door until it doesn't smell anymore
Every sip every fartV 1 Comment
Why does stuffing make your tummy feel so bad shame cause I love it.
Thyme and lemon stuffing is the worst, especially with chicken - the gas is really bad!V 3 Comments
Nuts and seeds! Even popcorn, I guess because it's because kernels are seeds. :'(
Man those knots make my butt go nuts man it's like farting up a storm y'all - Teddy101V 3 Comments
I once at a skittle then farted the RaInBoW
Lol farting site
They once made me burp before - MeaganSaysHI
OK, person who burped once, that's very nice, but did you happen to notice that this is a farting site, NOT a burping site?V 1 Comment
Whenever I eat lentils I end up on a farting frenzy for the next half hour! It's super stinky too and one was even more than a fart! That was a butt explosion that sprayed does it happen to all or is it just disagreeing with me?
My wife made Dahl and I had the worst farts. Totally uncontrollable. The kind with a stench that lingers in the room. I crop dusted my mother in law who is quite the proper lady and it was so bad that I had blame the baby. She knew though because the reeking farts lasted two days. Dutch oven hell for my wife. It was so bad I was even grossed out☺️
As in French Fries?
It is good foods
I love cheesecake but the bad thing is it always make you fartV 1 Comment
When my marriage was on the rocks and the ex-wife and I got into some heated arguments I shared a secret out of my hoilishment. I started eating corn chowder at work and summoning up the illest smelling farts you could imagine. I'd come home and as she started nagging I started ripping tailfeathers. She got teary eyed after a half dozen and stopped her complaining. My farts may not have ended the marriage but they made the house smell indefinitely and I finally got rid of that wench. I super love my corn chowder farts.
I drink black coffee and I find I can't stop afterwards... I stand in front of the fan at work and watch peoples faces as they walk through :P
Coffee and, more so, cigarettes is the deadly combination that my wife likes to use to crank out a few, what she likes to call, 'smeller girls' into my otherwise unprotected nostril cavities. It's the whole sucking air in at one end and squeezing it out at the other that makes it such a deadly combination. Kind of like a deadly, air intake manifold, or something.
Tastes good but gives you gas
I had an ice cafe that I made and after I drank it I started farting so much, I knew it wasent the milk it was the coffeeV 1 Comment
Actually, I don't fart will eating these. Looks like you're the odd person, since nobody else commented yet. :(
So much farting don't eat these
I fart from these I think
About as good as it gets if you want to rip farts all day long
Every time I eat them it makes me fart!
I ate a whole basket and I have been vigurously holding it in for the past 6 hours, infront of my boyfriend. Kill me now.V 1 Comment
I ate pancakes for breakfast and all through the day I was farting up a storm!
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