Top Ten Foolproof Ways to Make Someone Yell at You

We all want to annoy someone at some point, these foolproof ways were tested.

The Top Ten

1 Poke them repeatedly and say "Hey, hey, hey...".

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2 Sneak up behind them.

3 Drop bleach on their clothes.

4 Spread their darkest secrets that only you know.

5 Steal their iPod and replace their music with something they hate. For best results, write "(Your Name) was here" on a sticky note.

6 Lie.

7 Kick them in the shins.

8 Pretend you don't speak English very well, and in a very accented voice, ask them a really offensive question, and pretend you don't know what the question means.

9 Sing horribly in class when it's dead silent. Best results if it's a song that everyone hates.

10 Use this pick-up line: "Your eyes are as brown as poo, baby, I'm lost on your toilet!".

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