Top 10 Friday Night Dinner Quotes

The Top Ten

1 S*** on it - Martin

2 Lovely bit of squirrel - Martin

3 Pubs... the pub - Jim

4 I think the answer is nein, which in English means no p****ing way - Jonny

5 Martin, can you not eat out of the bin? - Jackie

6 Any females? - Martin

He asked Adam once if there were "any females" while he was on the toilet, eating cheese. Such a funny, original comedy.

7 I'll tell you what it's all about: punk rock! - Mr Morris

8 Hello Jackie, you look nice - Jim

9 Shalom - Jim

10 You b**tard - Adam

The Contenders

11 Crimble crumble - Adam & Johnny

12 Burned my s****ing nipple - Martin

13 Hello bambinos - Martin

14 Wilson, remain! - Jim

15 The candles just angered me - Martin

16 A creamy tea! - Jim

17 Well don’t blame me, blame my brain! - Martin

18 Your wall broke my phone - Mr Morris

19 Horrible - Jackie

20 How the bl**dy hell am I supposed to eat this??? - Cynthia

Horrible grandma says this to Jackie while holding some sweetcorn

21 Bye all - Jim

22 Bugger! - Martin

23 Hello boys - Jackie

24 He's a b*****d and a s**t - Valerie

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